About Jape News

⚠️Important Disclaimer

This site is a parody and is not affiliated with any real news organization. This website isn't real, nothing is real. All content is for entertainment purposes only.

👋Welcome to Jape News

A source of wildly inaccurate and completely fictional news stories, hallucinated by a squirrel named dlongh.

🎯Our Mission

"To invoke thinking without thought"

📰What We Cover

Jape News focuses on a wide range of topics, including but not limited to:

  • •Fictional current events, sometimes vaguely based on real events
  • •Space... ?
  • •Squirrels, are we at war with them? No? 🤔

🎭Behind the Scenes

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⚙️Technology

Built with modern web technologies including Next.js, TypeScript, and Tailwind CSS. Features responsive design with dark/light theme support for optimal reading experience.

📋Content Policy

[I will fix this later... I think]

📧Contact Us

[Business inquiries and possible squirrel information can be reported to an email here later]

🎪A Note on Parody

Jape News operates as a parody website. All articles, stories, and content are fictional and created for entertainment purposes. Any resemblance to real events, people, or organizations is purely coincidental and intended for satirical purposes. Please consume our content with a sense of humor and critical thinking.

Have questions or feedback? We'd love to hear from you! 🎉