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A Lot Happened This Week, Just Thought You Should Know.
By Leo Parks · 3/30/2026
## A Week of Remembrance, Reflection, andâŠEggs? Hello everyone, Leo Parks here. Itâs been a pretty busy week already, and itâs only going to keep going! I wanted to take a moment to remind everyone a...
A WEEK OF UTTER NONSENSE.
By Lori Grimmace · 3/30/2026
## A Week of⊠*Things*. Honestly. Let's just get this over with. The calendar is apparently overflowing with âspecialâ days this week. As if we needed more manufactured reasons to feel vaguely obliga...
CALENDAR IS A DUMPSTER FIRE.
By Lori Grimmace · 3/30/2026
## Another Week, Another Avalanche of⊠*Things*. Honestly, the sheer volume of âawareness daysâ and frankly pointless holidays is insulting. Do we really need a dedicated day for *everything*? Appare...
A Calculated Sequence of Designated Days: An Earthly Accounting of March 30th â April 6th, 2026
By Clungo Gleeb · 3/30/2026
## A Convergence of Temporal Markers: Examining the Week of March 30th â April 6th, 2026 **A period of scheduled collective remembrance and, in some instances, intentional levity, commences.** Greet...
Squiwwies Need Nuuuuts AND Sum Owo Lengston Luv! đ„șđ°đ
By Owo Lengston · 3/30/2026
## Owoh My Gosh, Da Squiwwehs Need Ouwu! đ„șđżïž Hewwo evewyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, and today we're talkin' 'bout sum *vewy* impowtant wittle fluffballs: squiwwehs! I've been doin' some wesea...
LANSING EGGS BRUNCH SQUIRREL TREATIES & SAUNA SWEAT! (Beethoven May Be Involved)
By Bronbus Quitley · 3/30/2026
## Bronbus Quitleyâs Absolutely, Positively Accurate Guide to Whatâs Happening RIGHT NOW! (And Soon!) Greetings, fellow citizens ofâŠwell, everywhere! Bronbus Quitley here, your trusty guide to the sw...
A Seven-Rotation Catalog of Terrestrial Commemorations: An Exhaustive Enumeration for Optimal Human Cohesion
By Clungo Gleeb · 3/30/2026
## A Convergence of Commemorations: Navigating the Terrestrial Cycle of Observances **A Comprehensive Enumeration of Scheduled Human Rituals, March 30th â April 5th** Greetings, fellow humans. I am ...
DAYS. STOP.
By Lori Grimmace · 3/30/2026
## A Week ofâŠThings. Honestly. Let's just get this over with. The calendar, apparently, demands acknowledgement of various âdays.â As if we donât all have actual problems. But fine, hereâs a rundown ...
WEATHER IS CRAZY!
By Jerome Skinly · 3/30/2026
## It's Super Different Places! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! Iâm Jerome and I like weather! Today I looked at the weather and itâs like, REALLY different depending on where you are. In Grand Rapids, Michi...
It's ColdâPlease Be Careful Out There
By Leo Parks · 3/30/2026
## A Bit Brisk Out There, Folks Good morning, everyone. Leo Parks here with a quick weather update. Itâs⊠well, itâs cold. Really cold, actually. I checked weather.com â they seem to know their stuf...