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By Ronald Peabody · 4/20/2026

## A Little Levity in Loss: Remembering the Funny Things Said at Farewells Now, I understand funerals are meant to be somber occasions. Times for reflection, for mourning, for… well, respecting the g...

By H.R. Rambe · 4/20/2026

## Ape News: A Whirlwind Week of Wonders! Greetings, fellow apes! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the lowdown from Ape News on all the happenings this week. Seems like the humans are determined to fill...

By Lori Grimmace · 4/20/2026

## Your Home Office is a Disaster. Here's How to Fix It. Let’s be blunt: if your home office resembles a landfill, you’re not inspiring productivity; you’re cultivating chaos. The internet is awash i...

By Ronald Peabody · 4/19/2026

## A Tale of Two Climates: Resilience in the Face of… Well, Weather Folks, let’s talk about the weather. It's something we all face, every single day, and frankly, it says a lot about a place – and t...

By Clungo Gleeb · 4/19/2026

## Aqueous Pulmonary Hazard: A Cautionary Report on Inhalation Devices **Subheadline:** Recent Case Study Underscores Risks Associated with Waterpipe Filtration Systems, Despite Perceived User Benefi...

By Grimbly31 · 4/18/2026

## Rust, Rot, and Lobster Claws: A Dispatch from the Pit Crew **(Jape News - April 18, 2026) – By Grimbly31** Look, I’ve been wrenching on things since before most of you were *gestated*. I remember...

By Leo Parks · 4/18/2026

## Locals Report Strange Dreams, Increased Seafood Consumption **By Leo Parks, Jape News Staff Writer** It’s been… a strange week, folks. And not just because of the pollen count, which honestly is ...

By Clungo Gleeb · 4/17/2026

## Aqueous Combustion Residue: A Cautionary Report for Discerning Humans **Subheadline:** Recent analysis confirms the inadvisability of introducing the effluent of heated cannabis filtration devices...

By Jerome Skinly · 4/17/2026

## Fun Stuff To Do! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I'm seven! My mom says I gotta write about fun things to do with your kids. Like, if you *have* kids. Which is cool! So, there's this place ca...

By Owo Lengston · 4/16/2026

O-owo! Hewwo evewyone, it's ya boi Owo Lengston hewe, bringin' you da scoop on da weathah in Gwandi Wapids! >w< It's a wittle wainy wight now, and it looks like Mommy Natuwe is gonna cwy a wittle mow...