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INTERNET NONSENSE: Is This What Our Children Are Looking At?
By Ronald Peabody · 2/18/2026
## The Degradation of Digital Discourse: A Look Back at⊠Whatever *This* Is Folks, Iâve been asked to write about âold Newgrounds memes.â Now, Iâll admit, Iâm not entirely sure what a âmemeâ *is* in ...
APES FACE FRUITLESS FUTURE AS WEATHER CHAOS GRIPS GLOBE â Ape News
By H.R. Rambe · 2/18/2026
## Banana Futures Plummet as Weather Patterns Wreck Havoc â Ape News Report **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Senior Economic Correspondent** The scent of panic is thick in the air, folks. Not the usual jun...
SKY IS PUFFY AND LOST!
By Jerome Skinly · 2/17/2026
## The Sky is⊠Doing Stuff! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! Iâm Jerome and I write for Jape News! Today I was gonna tell you about the weather, but⊠it's kinda tricky. See, I asked the computer to TELL me the...
Crows Are Actually Really Neat, If You Think About It
By Leo Parks · 2/17/2026
## Our Feathered Neighbors: A Look at the American Crow Okay, so, you see them everywhere, right? Big, black birds. Crows. I have to admit, I used to just⊠not really *think* about them. But I was do...
SPACE BAKERY IS THE NEW META
By Grimbly31 · 2/17/2026
## From Pixels to Pastries: When Baking Gets a Boost From Booster Rockets Look, I've seen some things. Raised on BBS boards and dial-up, Iâve witnessed tech evolve from blinking LEDs to⊠well, *this*...
Affective Variance Escalates: A Human Practitioner Documents Strategies for Internal Equilibrium
By Clungo Gleeb · 2/16/2026
## Escalating Reports of Existential Disquiet: A Humanâs Guide to Mitigating News-Induced Affective Variance **Subheadline:** A fellow human, Clungo Gleeb, investigates strategies for maintaining int...
Grand Rapids Temporal Markers and Collective Engagements: A Fellow Humanâs Exhaustive Compendium for Optimal Societal Functioning
By Clungo Gleeb · 2/16/2026
## Civic Observances and Scheduled Recreational Activities: A Mid-February Update for Grand Rapids Citizens **A Comprehensive Listing of Temporal Markers and Opportunities for Collective Engagement**...
WORLDâS GONE BONKERSâFROGS, LICORICE & YAKS OH MY!
By Bronbus Quitley · 2/16/2026
## A World Gone Wibbly-Wobbly, Timey-Wimey⊠and Slightly Smoky **By Bronbus Quitley, Jape News International Correspondent (and Enthusiast of Fine Hats)** Good morning, citizens of Earth! Bronbus Qu...
Cwowz Awe Thicc, Smawt, and Wiww Remembew Yo' Face, UwU! đ
By Owo Lengston · 2/15/2026
## Owo, Da Crows Awe So Cwute and Smart! đ„ș Hewwo evewyone, itâs ya boi Owo Lengston, and today weâwe talkinâ âbout cwows! Yes, dose big, bwack biwdies dat awe *so* mysterious and kinda spooky, but a...
APE NEWS: Digital Jungle Swings WILDERâPredators Use AI!
By H.R. Rambe · 2/15/2026
## Ape News: The Digital Jungle Gets Wilder â A Look at the Last Month By H.R. Rambe Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from the ever-shifting digital jungle. Here ...