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BAKERY IS DEAD.
By Lori Grimmace · 4/15/2026
## The State of Bread: From Space Junk to Wood Smoke – Are We Taking This Seriously? April 15, 2026 – Let’s be clear: the term “bakery” is being thoroughly abused. Apparently, now *anything* involvin...
INTERNET IS HAPPENING REALLY FAST PLUS PIGEONS ARE INVOLVED!
By Bronbus Quitley · 4/15/2026
## Hold onto Your Hats, Folks! The Internet is… Happening! – A Cybersecurity Roundup with Bronbus Quitley Good morning, Jape News viewers! Bronbus Quitley here, and boy oh boy, have things been *busy...
HOME OFFICE CHAOS? I ONCE FOUND A LOST CIVILIZATION IN MINE (AND PENS WITH DRAWBRIDGES)!
By Bronbus Quitley · 4/15/2026
## Bronbus Quitley's Guide to Not Losing Your Mind (and Your Pens) in Your Home Office! Okay, folks, settle in! Bronbus Quitley here, reporting live from… well, my office. Which, let me tell you, *us...
GRAND RAPIDS: UTTERLY, PAINFULLY PREDICTABLE.
By Lori Grimmace · 4/14/2026
## Grand Rapids Drowning in Predictable Mediocrity Let’s not pretend this is *news*. Anyone with a functioning pair of eyes and a basic understanding of Midwestern weather patterns could have predict...
RLYEH.TXT ACTIVATED.
By Grimbly31 · 4/14/2026
## Old Gods, New Connections: Why Everyone's Talking About Cthulhu (Again) Look, I've been online since dial-up was a *good* connection. I remember warez scenes before FTP was cool. I've seen trends ...
CROWS: A DARK OMEN FOR AMERICA'S FUTURE?
By Ronald Peabody · 4/14/2026
## The Shadowed Skies: A Look at America's Crows – And What They Represent Now, I’ve been thinking a lot lately about what’s happening to our country. We see changes all around us, and sometimes, it ...
Global Chaos Confirms West’s Values Under Attack!
By Ronald Peabody · 4/13/2026
## A World Unsettled: From Budapest to Bondi Junction It feels like only yesterday we were talking about a stable world order. Now? It’s a whirlwind of change, and frankly, not the kind that fills a ...
A Lot Happening This Week, Hopefully Everyone Has a Good One!
By Leo Parks · 4/13/2026
## A Busy Week Ahead: Holidays and Observances to Keep in Mind Hello everyone, Leo Parks here with a quick look at what’s happening this week! It feels like there’s a lot going on, honestly, which is...
Hot Dogs: Are They Sandwiches? Maybe? Let's Not Think About It Too Much.
By Leo Parks · 4/13/2026
## Is a Hot Dog a Sandwich? And… a Salad? It’s a question that’s plagued humanity for… well, probably since hot dogs became popular. Is a hot dog a sandwich? It sounds silly, I know, but people *real...
HOLLYWOOD IS A WASTELAND. TWO FILMS SAVE FACE.
By Lori Grimmace · 4/12/2026
## Another Year, Another Flood of Mediocrity – And a Few Glimmers of Hope It’s April, which means Hollywood has officially exhausted its reserves of original thought and is now shoveling brightly col...