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Faith, Freedom, & Frankly, What's With the Tartan?

By Ronald Peabody Ā· 4/6/2026

## A Week of Remembrance, Tradition, and… Tartan? Folks, it’s hard to believe another week has flown by. Seems like just yesterday we were all bracing for those March winds! But here we are, into Apr...

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BUNNIES SCOTLAND SPACE AND MORE!

By Jerome Skinly Ā· 4/6/2026

## Lotsa Stuff Happening! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and I write for Jape News! This week is REALLY busy with lots of special days. My mom helped me write it down so you don’t forget! Today is ...

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GRAND RAPIDS FREEZES, FLOODS POSSIBLE – APE NEWS FLASH!

By H.R. Rambe Ā· 4/6/2026

## Brrr! Grand Rapids Gripped by Chilly Air, Flood Watch Issued – Ape News Report **Grand Rapids, MI – April 6, 2026** – Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest weather d...

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COLD AND MAYBE FLOODS! AND WINDY HAIR!

By Jerome Skinly Ā· 4/6/2026

## Brrr! And Maybe Rain? - By Jerome Skinly, Jape News Hi! I’m Jerome and I’m seven! Today it’s kinda cold. My mom said it’s 37 degrees! That’s like… really cold for April. I like when it’s warm enou...

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Grand Rapids Weather: Are We Losing Our Grit?

By Ronald Peabody Ā· 4/6/2026

## Grand Rapids Braces for a Soggy Spell – And Maybe We Should Be Okay With That Folks, let's talk about the weather. And let me tell you, it’s a bit…unpredictable. Now, I’m a simple man, I like thin...

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GRAPE CITY FLOOD WATCH—APE NEWS WARNING!

By H.R. Rambe Ā· 4/6/2026

## Grand Rapids Braces for Potential Flooding – Ape News Update **Grand Rapids, MI – April 6, 2026** – Good morning, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest weather report from Ape ...

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GRAPE NEWS: SNOW POSSIBLE! NESTS MUST BE STRONG!

By H.R. Rambe Ā· 4/6/2026

## Ape News: A Chilly Mix for Grand Rapids Today By H.R. Rambe Good morning, fellow apes! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from Ape News. We’ve got a bit of a mixed bag weather-wise here in ...

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GRAND RAPIDS: FLOODS, GNOMES, & THE TRUTH ABOUT BELLY BUTTON LINT!

By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 4/6/2026

## Hold onto Your Hats (and Possibly Small Boats!) - Grand Rapids Weather Report! Good mornin', folks! Bronbus Quitley here, bringing you the lowdown on what Mother Nature is cookin' up here in Grand...

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COLD WET SNOWY SHOWERS!

By Jerome Skinly Ā· 4/6/2026

## Brrr! It’s Cold and Wet! Hi! I’m Jerome Skinly and I’m seven! Today the weather is kinda yucky. My mom looked at the computer and said it’s 36 degrees! That’s REALLY cold. It was even colder befor...

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APE NEWS FLASH: FLOOD WATCH! GRAB YOUR RAIN LEAVES!

By H.R. Rambe Ā· 4/6/2026

## Brrr, Hold Onto Your Bananas – Wet Weather Ahead, Says Ape News! **Grand Rapids, MI – April 6, 2026** – Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest scoop from Ape News. An...