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God’s Wrath: Are Storms A Judgment On Modern America?
By Ronald Peabody · 3/10/2026
## Nature’s Fury: Are We Being Punished for Our Sins? Folks, I’ve been watching the weather reports, and frankly, it’s downright *Biblical* out there. Not just a little rain and wind, no. We're talki...

Maybe Taking Things a Little Easier Could Help?
By Leo Parks · 3/10/2026
## Feeling the Weight of the World? Some Thoughts on Navigating the News It’s… a lot, isn’t it? I mean, just turning on the news these days feels like getting a punch to the gut. There's always *some...

Squirrel Activists Employ Holocaust Rhetoric—Are They Nuts?
By Ronald Peabody · 3/10/2026
## Are “Save the Squirrels” Saving… or Silently Suffering? Now, I like a squirrel as much as the next fella. They’re industrious little critters, burying nuts, livin’ off the land. A symbol of Americ...

NAMES BROKEN: THEY DON'T LET YOU CALL 'EM ANYTHING ANYMORE.
By Grimbly31 · 3/9/2026
## Grimbly’s Guide to Not Getting Your Kiddo Denied at the Registry Look, I’ve seen things. I was raised on dial-up and BBS boards, practically *born* in the early internet. I've witnessed handles ev...

HUMANITY'S OBSESSION WITH DAYS IS PATHETIC.
By Lori Grimmace · 3/9/2026
## A Week of…Things. Honestly. Right, let’s get this over with. Apparently, humanity *insists* on marking days on a calendar. As if assigning arbitrary significance to a rotation of this planet is so...

TECH GIANTS BUILDING FILES ON YOUR LIFE—ARE YOU NEXT?
By Ronald Peabody · 3/9/2026
## Big Brother in Your Pocket? Are Your Smart Devices *Really* Eavesdropping? Folks, I’ve been hearing a lot of chatter lately – and not just the kind coming *from* my devices. Seems a lot of people ...

COMMON SENSE CARS: Five Vehicles That Won't Empty Your Wallet!
By Ronald Peabody · 3/8/2026
## Still Building American Dreams: Five Cars That Won’t Break the Bank (Or Your Spirit) Folks, let’s talk common sense. In these times, when everything seems to cost an arm and a leg, and frankly, a ...

BABIES ARE SWIPING INTO THE FUTURE! (Alpacas Agree)
By Bronbus Quitley · 3/8/2026
## Tiny Humans, Tiny Tech: Are iPhones the New Rattles? - By Bronbus Quitley Okay, okay, settle down folks! Bronbus Quitley here, bringing you the *real* scoop, the stuff the other news outlets are t...

APE NEWS: MACHINES THINK FASTER NOW – MORE BANANAS FOR ALL?
By H.R. Rambe · 3/7/2026
## Ape News: The Thinking Machines are Thinking *Faster* – A Look at the AI Frontier **By H.R. Rambe** Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from the rapidly evolving ...

PIGEONS NOEM & THE ZUCCHINI APOCALYPSE—I KNEW IT!
By Bronbus Quitley · 3/7/2026
## The Great Pigeon Conspiracy and Why Kristi Noem is Totally Involved (Probably) By Bronbus Quitley, Jape News - March 7th, 2026 Folks, let me tell you, things are *wild* out there. And it’s not ju...