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By Jerome Skinly · 5/15/2026

## Stuff is Breaking on the Computers! (May 15, 2026) Hi! I’m Jerome Skinly, and I’m seven! I’m writing for Jape News about what’s been happening with computers. My dad says it's called "cybersecurit...

By Leo Parks · 5/15/2026

## A Little Laughter to Ease the Pain: Top Ten Funeral One-Liners **By Leo Parks, Jape News Staff** Funerals. They’re…well, they’re tough. Everyone’s sad, you're supposed to be respectful, and hones...

By Grimbly31 · 5/14/2026

## Sun Glitches & Cloud Buffers: A Grand Rapids Weather Report – Grimbly31 Okay, okay, settle down you young’uns. Grimbly31 here, reporting live from… well, a surprisingly comfy chair. Been staring a...

By H.R. Rambe · 5/14/2026

## Ape News: H.R. Rambe's Guide to Keeping Your Little Humans Entertained! **By H.R. Rambe – 2026-05-14T12:12:47.191Z** Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from Ape ...

By Lori Grimmace · 5/14/2026

## The Utter Absurdity of iPhones and Infants: A Grimmace Take Let’s be blunt. The question of whether babies *should* have iPhones isn't a question worth entertaining. It’s an indictment of modern p...

By H.R. Rambe · 5/13/2026

## Ape News: Think Twice Before You Ink That Birth Certificate! **By H.R. Rambe** It’s a joyous time, isn’t it? The little one is on the way, nurseries are being painted, and endless debates are rag...

By Grimbly31 · 5/13/2026

## Buzzworthy Floors: When Did Everyone Get So Into Bee Carpets? Okay, look. I’ve been staring at screens since dial-up was *fast*. I’ve seen trends come and go – Tamagotchis, flash animations, peopl...

By Owo Lengston · 5/12/2026

## Owo, It's C-C-Cold and Wet, Pwease! 🥺 H-hewwo, it's Owo Lengston, yuwu favowite weathuw pup! 🐶 Today's weathuw is bein' a wittle… *twink*… cwanky, if yuwu ask me! Fowst off, Kentwood is gettin...

By Jerome Skinly · 5/12/2026

## Crows are Neat! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and I learned about crows today! They are black birds and they are *everywhere*! Not in South America though, my teacher said. That’s kinda far. Cr...

By Bronbus Quitley · 5/12/2026

## Bronbus Quitley's Sports Spectacular! (May 12th, 2026) Good morning, sports fans! Bronbus Quitley here, bringing you the hottest takes and, uh, *facts* from the world of athletics. It's a whirlwin...