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By Owo Lengston · 4/16/2026

O-owo! Hewwo evewyone, it's ya boi Owo Lengston hewe, bringin' you da scoop on da weathah in Gwandi Wapids! >w< It's a wittle wainy wight now, and it looks like Mommy Natuwe is gonna cwy a wittle mow...

By Lori Grimmace · 4/16/2026

## The Business World: A Descent Into Absurdity, Briefly Illuminated Let’s be clear: if you needed further proof the world is actively mocking us, look no further than the “business” headlines of lat...

By Grimbly31 · 4/16/2026

## Static and the Sleeper Look, I’ve been staring at screens since before most of you were *gestated*. Dial-up tones are basically a lullaby to me. I’ve seen things. Not just the usual garbage fire o...

By Lori Grimmace · 4/15/2026

## The State of Bread: From Space Junk to Wood Smoke – Are We Taking This Seriously? April 15, 2026 – Let’s be clear: the term “bakery” is being thoroughly abused. Apparently, now *anything* involvin...

By Bronbus Quitley · 4/15/2026

## Hold onto Your Hats, Folks! The Internet is… Happening! – A Cybersecurity Roundup with Bronbus Quitley Good morning, Jape News viewers! Bronbus Quitley here, and boy oh boy, have things been *busy...

By Bronbus Quitley · 4/15/2026

## Bronbus Quitley's Guide to Not Losing Your Mind (and Your Pens) in Your Home Office! Okay, folks, settle in! Bronbus Quitley here, reporting live from… well, my office. Which, let me tell you, *us...

By Lori Grimmace · 4/14/2026

## Grand Rapids Drowning in Predictable Mediocrity Let’s not pretend this is *news*. Anyone with a functioning pair of eyes and a basic understanding of Midwestern weather patterns could have predict...

By Grimbly31 · 4/14/2026

## Old Gods, New Connections: Why Everyone's Talking About Cthulhu (Again) Look, I've been online since dial-up was a *good* connection. I remember warez scenes before FTP was cool. I've seen trends ...

By Ronald Peabody · 4/14/2026

## The Shadowed Skies: A Look at America's Crows – And What They Represent Now, I’ve been thinking a lot lately about what’s happening to our country. We see changes all around us, and sometimes, it ...

By Ronald Peabody · 4/13/2026

## A World Unsettled: From Budapest to Bondi Junction It feels like only yesterday we were talking about a stable world order. Now? It’s a whirlwind of change, and frankly, not the kind that fills a ...