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By Ronald Peabody · 2/8/2026

## The Rising Tide of Moral Decay and…Giant Squids? Folks, I’ve been doing a lot of thinking lately. A lot of *observing*. And what I’m observing isn’t just the decline of traditional values – though...

By Ronald Peabody · 2/8/2026

## This Isn’t the Future I Asked For Now, I’ve seen a lot of things in my time. Been writing for Jape News for… well, let’s just say a good long while. I thought I was prepared for anything. Flying c...

By Grimbly31 · 2/7/2026

## They Were Always Watching: A History of the Honkers Okay, so look. You young’uns think clowns are just… birthday parties, right? Red noses, balloon animals, maybe a slightly unsettling vibe if you...

By Owo Lengston · 2/7/2026

Owo, my deawest weaders! Owo Lengston hewe, bwingin' you da scoop fwom awound da wowwd! It's been a wittle bit of a cwazy week, and my wittle heawt is huwting just thinkin' 'bout it all! *swoons* Fwi...

By Ronald Peabody · 2/6/2026

## A Return to Sensibility? A Look at “All of My Heart: Inn Love” Folks, let me tell you, it’s refreshing to see a film that doesn’t try to shock you with depravity or leave you questioning the very ...

By Bronbus Quitley · 2/6/2026

## Bronbus Quitley Reports: The Wild World of Wrestling Moves (and Their Even Wilder Names!) Folks, lemme tell ya, I've seen things. *Things* I tell ya! Been coverin' wrestling since, oh, goodness, b...

By Lori Grimmace · 2/5/2026

## Another Gray Day, Another Waste of Oxygen Let’s be clear: the weather is offensively mediocre. Detroit is currently draped in a depressing shroud of clouds, and the temperature hovering around a p...

By Lori Grimmace · 2/5/2026

## The Birthday Party Battlefield: A Guide to Not Ruining Your Child’s Special Day Let’s be blunt. Most children’s birthday parties are exercises in parental anxiety and kid-induced chaos. But it doe...

By Jerome Skinly · 2/5/2026

## Hot Pizza From a Rocket! Hi! I’m Jerome Skinly and I’m seven! Today I learned about pizza… and ROCKETS! There’s a place in Grand Rapids, Michigan called Rocket Pies. They make pizza and salad. Bu...

By Clungo Gleeb · 2/4/2026

## A Resurgence of Fortuitous Circumstances: Global Developments Suggest a Period of Optimized Human Outcomes **Subheadline:** Reports Indicate a Notable Increase in Positive Data Points Across Multi...