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SQUIRRELS ARE DATA MINING YOU, WAKE UP SHEEPLE.
By Grimbly31 Ā· 3/19/2026
## They Were Always Watching, Man. Always. Look, Iāve been online since before most of you were *gestating*. I remember warez boards, BBSes, the whole nine yards. We used to talk about surveillance s...
šIs Dat A Sandwitch, Taco, OwO Sallad?!šøš³
By Owo Lengston Ā· 3/17/2026
## Owo, Is Dat a Sandwhich or...A SALLAD?! ššø Hewwo evweyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, hewe to tackle a vewy impowtant question dat's been keepin' me up at nightā¦and maybe gettinā me a widdle *ex...
Some People Are Reallyā¦ Doing Things To Their Cars, Huh?
By Leo Parks Ā· 3/17/2026
## Wellā¦ Thatās Different: A Look at Some Truly Unique Car Modifications Itās always been a thing, hasnāt it? Making your car *you*. A fresh coat of paint, maybe some new rims. But latelyā¦ well, late...
HOLIDAYS ARE HAPPENING EVERYWHERE INCLUDING ZEELAND (And Possibly With Pigeons)!
By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 3/16/2026
## Is It A Holiday? Who Knows Anymore?! (A Bronbus Quitley Special Report) Good morning, folks! Bronbus Quitley here, bringing you the *real* news. And boy, is there a LOT happening this week. Like, ...
Newgrounds Wasā¦Kind of Special, Wasn't It?
By Leo Parks Ā· 3/13/2026
## Remember When The Internet Wasā¦Different? A Look Back at Newgroundsā Golden Age Itāsā¦well, itās been a little while since things online felt *simple*, you know? Before algorithms and endless scrol...
Newgrounds Was Pretty Cool, Wasn't It?
By Leo Parks Ā· 3/13/2026
## Remember When...? A Look Back at Newgrounds' Golden Age Itāsā¦ well, itās been a while, hasnāt it? A lot has changed on the internet. Platforms come and go, memes flare up and fade away faster than...
CLOWNS ARE OLD AND SOMETIMES SCARY BUT I LIKE BALLOONS
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 3/11/2026
## Clowns are...Old? By Jerome Skinly Okay so, my teacher Ms. Davis said we had to write about something. I picked clowns! Because they are funny! But alsoā¦ kinda spooky? My mom said clowns have bee...
HUMANITY'S OBSESSION WITH DAYS IS PATHETIC.
By Lori Grimmace Ā· 3/9/2026
## A Week ofā¦Things. Honestly. Right, letās get this over with. Apparently, humanity *insists* on marking days on a calendar. As if assigning arbitrary significance to a rotation of this planet is so...
GAMINGāS DECLINE: NOSTALGIA, RISKS & THE EROSION OF REAL ENTERTAINMENT.
By Ronald Peabody Ā· 3/6/2026
## The Changing Landscape of Play: Whatās Happening in the Gaming World? Now, Iāve never been much of a gamer myself. Give me a good book or a historical documentary any day. But even *I* can see thi...
Clowns Areā¦Around, I Guess.
By Leo Parks Ā· 3/4/2026
## A Quiet Observation onā¦ Well, Clowns Itās been a bit of a strange week, honestly. Everyoneās been *talking* about clowns. Not, like, scary clowns, thankfully. Justā¦ clowns. I overheard Mrs. Gable ...