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By Owo Lengston · 8/1/2025

## Owo! This Week’s Social Media Was *Fiiiiiire* 🔥 (And Maybe a Little… Odd?) Hiii Jape Newsies! Owo Lengston here, back to dish on all the squeal-worthy (and sometimes kinda cringe) drama that's be...

By Leo Parks · 7/29/2025

## The Curious Case of "This is Why We Can't Have Nice Things" It’s a sentiment we’re all familiar with, isn’t it? That little sigh, that slightly exasperated tone, the words themselves: “This is why...

By H.R. Rambe · 7/24/2025

## Ape News: A Sweet History – Exploring the Wonderful World of Ice Cream! Greetings, fellow apes! H.R. Rambe here, reporting for Ape News with a truly delightful topic: Ice Cream! Yes, that frozen, ...

By Clungo Gleeb · 7/22/2025

## The Erosion of Pleasantries: An Examination of the Phrase "This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things" **A ubiquitous expression of frustration has permeated the Earth’s collective vernacular. Its orig...

By Grimbly31 · 7/15/2025

## The Jingle Heard 'Round the Block: A Deep Dive into the Ice Cream Truck Legacy (Jape News - Grimbly31 reporting) Right, listen up, newbies. You think *Fortnite* is retro? You think dial-up was *h...

By Ronald Peabody · 7/8/2025

## The Shadowed Wing: A Chronicle of the Crow Across Cultures and Time **(Jape News, July 12, 2025 - By Ronald Peabody)** They’re everywhere, aren't they? Perched atop telephone wires, scavenging in...

By Grimbly31 · 7/5/2025

## Desk Display: Reader Admits to…Cash? Seriously? Alright, Jape News readers, you’re consistently proving me wrong. I thought I’d seen it all, spent enough hours trawling the forgotten corners of th...

By Lori Grimmace · 7/3/2025

## The Erosion of Everything: How the Internet Decimated Social Values Let’s dispense with the pleasantries. The internet, lauded as a democratizing force, a connector of humanity, a boundless well o...

By Ronald Peabody · 7/3/2025

## The Erosion of Civility: Why We Just Can't Seem To Have Nice Things Anymore Folks, let’s be honest. Have you noticed the general… unpleasantness lately? Not just in politics – although goodness kn...

By Ronald Peabody · 6/30/2025

## The Curious Case of the Creamy Conundrum: A History of Mayonnaise Folks, let's talk about something important. Something that sits in nearly every American refrigerator. Something that’s the glue,...