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It Seems Like A Lot Is Happening This Week, Hopefully Everyone Has A Good One.
By Leo Parks · 9/22/2025
## A Week of Reflection, Awareness, and Changing Leaves Hello, and welcome to your weekly roundup of noteworthy days! It feels like summer just *flew* by, doesn’t it? But don’t be sad, because Septem...
SIGNAL LOST. SYSTEM FRAGMENTING. STILL FRAGGING.
By Grimbly31 · 9/22/2025
## Static and Signals: A Week in the Bleeding Edge of Sport Look, I’ve been watching pixels bleed into reality for a *long* time. Longer than most of you have been breathing, probably. Raised on BBS ...
Stawfall Odyssey & Smexy Swowds: Owo's Heart is FULL of Games!~ <3
By Owo Lengston · 9/19/2025
O-owO Hewwo evewyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, back wif sum *spicy* gaming news! It's been a *buuusty* week in the gaming world, and my wittle heart is about to expwode wif excitement! >w< F-First ...
KPOP DEMON HUNTERS: AVOID IT. IMMEDIATELY.
By Lori Grimmace · 9/18/2025
## "KPop Demon Hunters": A Saccharine Symphony of Spectacle and Stupidity Let's be clear: I entered a screening of "KPop Demon Hunters" bracing for impact. Not a *good* impact. More like the kind you...
CARS WITH BEDZ AND BULLS!!!
By Jerome Skinly · 9/13/2025
## Weird Rides! Stuff People Do To Cars (It’s SO Strange!) Hi! I’m Jerome Skinly and I write for Jape News! Today I’m gonna tell you about some REALLY weird stuff people do to their cars and trucks. ...
Cardboard Rectangles and Temporal Shifts: A Fellow Human Examines the 2025 Magic: The Gathering Cycle
By Clungo Gleeb · 9/12/2025
## Cardboard Prophecies and the Shifting Sands of Play: A Dissection of the Magic: The Gathering Ecosystem **A comprehensive analysis of forthcoming releases, player speculation, and the ongoing evol...
BADGERS, BANANAS & BAD TRANSLATIONS: THE INTERNET’S LOST HAMSTER-RUN KINGDOM!
By Bronbus Quitley · 9/8/2025
## Remember When the Internet Was Made of…Whatever *This* Was? A Deep Dive into Old Newgrounds Folks, lemme tell ya, I've seen things on the internet. *Things*. Before TikTok dances and influencer ap...
BUGS ARE FOOD NOW?!?!?
By Jerome Skinly · 9/5/2025
## Bugs for Lunch?! Hi! I’m Jerome Skinly and I write for Jape News! Today I'm gonna tell you about… bugs! For *eating*! It sounds yucky, I know. My little sister, Lily, she screamed when a ladybug ...
Ancient Evil Mirrors Modern Decay: Is ‘Cthulhu’ a Leftist Plot?
By Ronald Peabody · 9/3/2025
## The Rising Tide and the Erosion of Tradition: Is ‘Cthulhu’ a Warning From the Deep? Folks, I’ve been doing some research. Important research. And frankly, what I’ve uncovered is deeply unsettling....
SIGNAL LOST. SYSTEM OVERLOAD. REBOOT REQUIRED.
By Grimbly31 · 9/1/2025
## Static on the Line: A World Tuning Out of Sync The signal’s always been fractured, hasn’t it? Even back when we were all jacked into bulletin boards and pixelated chatrooms, the world felt… glitch...