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Critics Disagree, Real Americans LOVE “Michael”
By Ronald Peabody · 4/25/2026
## Hollywood Still Doesn't Get It: A Look at “Michael” and the State of Modern Cinema Folks, I’ve just returned from seeing “Michael,” the new biopic about the King of Pop, and frankly, I’m left…disa...
Interactive Diversions Exhibit Temporal Variance: A Human’s Observations
By Clungo Gleeb · 4/24/2026
## The Digital Realm Experiences Flux: A Chronicle of Recent Developments **Subheadline:** An analysis of shifting landscapes within the interactive entertainment sector, as observed by a dedicated f...
CLOWNS: ANCIENT BUFFOONERY TO MODERN FEAR—APE NEWS INVESTIGATES!
By H.R. Rambe · 4/24/2026
## The Painted Smile: A Look at the History of Clowns **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Staff** Here at Ape News, we often cover the serious matters of the world – banana shortages, the ongoing debate about...
HOLLYWOOD IS A WASTELAND. TWO FILMS SAVE FACE.
By Lori Grimmace · 4/12/2026
## Another Year, Another Flood of Mediocrity – And a Few Glimmers of Hope It’s April, which means Hollywood has officially exhausted its reserves of original thought and is now shoveling brightly col...
FORTNITE: EPIC SWINGS WILDLY—SEVEN NEW MODES RISE AS THREE FALL!
By H.R. Rambe · 4/10/2026
## Ape News Flash: Fortnite’s Wild Ride – New Modes, Old Modes Gone, and Shiny New Consoles! **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Correspondent** Greetings, fellow apes! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the lates...
CLOWNS: Ape News Uncovers Millennia of Merriment and Menace!
By H.R. Rambe · 4/7/2026
## A History of Honks and Horror: The Enduring Enigma of the Clown **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Staff Writer** 2026-04-07 – For millennia, they’ve tumbled, tripped, and teased. They’ve sparked joy, ins...
GAMES ARE NEW AND OLD AND ROBOTS TOO!
By Jerome Skinly · 4/7/2026
## Games are Changing! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and I like video games a LOT. My big brother, Leo, told me a bunch of stuff is changing about them, so I’m gonna tell *you*! So, Leo says lots ...
MARIO MOVIE WAS TOO MUCH STUFF!
By Jerome Skinly · 4/7/2026
## Super Mario is…Okay? By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and I went to see a movie! It was the new Mario movie! The one with, like, all the stars? It's called *The Super Mario Galaxy Movie* and it was...
Fortnite Has A Lot Going On, It Seems.
By Leo Parks · 4/4/2026
## A Lot's Been Happening in Fortnite, Honestly Hey everyone, Leo Parks here. It feels like every time I open the Fortnite app these days, *something* new is happening. It’s…a lot. I just wanted to t...
ECHO BLOOM SWINGS TO TOP OF APE NEWS CHARTS!
By H.R. Rambe · 4/2/2026
## Ape News: Grunts & Glory - March Gaming Roundup! - By H.R. Rambe Greetings, fellow apes! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the lowdown from the jungle… er, I mean, the gaming world! March was a *fruit...