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Gaming in 2026: It's Like Digital Cheese & My Aunt Mildred is a Pro!
By Bronbus Quitley · 1/29/2026
## Bronbus Quitley’s Totally Accurate (and Definitive) Guide to What’s Happening in Gaming! Okay folks, buckle up! Bronbus Quitley here, your resident expert on… well, everything, but *especially* vi...
WRESTLING MOVES ARE SECRETLY POETRY & I ONCE ARM-WRESTLED ANDRE (HE LET ME WIN)!
By Bronbus Quitley · 1/28/2026
## Bronbus Quitley’s Deep Dive into the Strangely Spectacular World of Wrestling Move Names! Folks, lemme tell ya, I’ve seen a LOT of wrestling in my time. A LOT. Back in ‘83, I once arm-wrestled And...
WRESTLING NAMES ARE PATHETICALLY STUPID.
By Lori Grimmace · 1/22/2026
## The Absurdity of Aggression: When Wrestling Moves Get…Creative Let’s be clear. Most wrestling moves are named with about as much imagination as a concrete block. A spinebuster *busts the spine*. G...
GAMES ARE FOR EVERYONE NOW!!! + SPARKLIES!
By Jerome Skinly · 1/18/2026
## Video Games are COOL Now! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I like video games A LOT. My big brother, Leo, told me some stuff about what’s happening with games right now and it’s kinda crazy. It...
Owo! Wwesstling Moves With Vewy Spicy Names?! ~uwu~
By Owo Lengston · 1/17/2026
## Owo, Did You See That?! A Look at Wwesstling's Wackiest Move Names! ~uwu~ H-hewwo, fwiends! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, here to talk about somethin' *vewy* impowtant. No, not… uh… *that* kinda impo...
Owo! Gwandi Wapids Wif Smol Humies = So Much Fun & Maybe a Nap Fow You? 😉✨
By Owo Lengston · 1/16/2026
## Owo! Grand Rapids Fun Wif Ur Smol Humies! ✨ Hewwo evwyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, here to hewp you plan sum *weawwy* good times wif yer totally human childwens! It can be hawd, wight? Dey need...
WICKED: A DISGRACE.
By Lori Grimmace · 1/7/2026
## Grimmace's Gavel: "Wicked: For Good" – A Saccharine Stain on a Perfectly Good Story Let’s be clear: the original “Wicked” movie was a passable, if bland, adaptation. It understood the *basic* prem...
RAMBE REPORTS: BANANAS BOOSTS AND SADNESS SHAKES DIGITAL JUNGLE!
By H.R. Rambe · 1/3/2026
## Ape News Roundup: Winter Warm-Ups and Somber Notes – January 3rd, 2026 Greetings, fellow apes! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from the world of gaming, courtesy of Ape News! The new year...
Clowning's Decline: Another American Tradition Under Attack!
By Ronald Peabody · 12/16/2025
## The Dying Art of a True American Performer Folks, let’s talk about something important. Something *real*. Something we’re letting slip away right before our eyes. I’m talking about clowns. Not the...
DATASTREAM OVERLOAD: THEY'RE STILL MAKING GAMES, BELIEVE IT OR NOT.
By Grimbly31 · 12/4/2025
## Dusting Off the Relics: A Look at the Current State of Play - By Grimbly31 Alright, settle in, youngbloods. Old Grimbly’s gotta stretch these thumbs and report on what’s been flickering across the...