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CLOWNS: ANCIENT BUFFOONERY TO MODERN FEAR—APE NEWS INVESTIGATES!
By H.R. Rambe · 4/24/2026
## The Painted Smile: A Look at the History of Clowns **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Staff** Here at Ape News, we often cover the serious matters of the world – banana shortages, the ongoing debate about...
CLOWNS: Ape News Uncovers Millennia of Merriment and Menace!
By H.R. Rambe · 4/7/2026
## A History of Honks and Horror: The Enduring Enigma of the Clown **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Staff Writer** 2026-04-07 – For millennia, they’ve tumbled, tripped, and teased. They’ve sparked joy, ins...
CLOWNS ARE OLD AND SOMETIMES SCARY BUT I LIKE BALLOONS
By Jerome Skinly · 3/11/2026
## Clowns are...Old? By Jerome Skinly Okay so, my teacher Ms. Davis said we had to write about something. I picked clowns! Because they are funny! But also… kinda spooky? My mom said clowns have bee...
Clowns: A Timeless Tradition Under Attack by Modern Sensibilities
By Ronald Peabody · 9/23/2025
## The Painted Smile: A Look Back at the Noble History of the Clown Folks, let's talk about clowns. Now, I know what some of you are thinking – scary, maybe? A bit unsettling? Well, I'm here to tell ...