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By Leo Parks · 7/31/2025

## A Breath of Understanding: How We Came to Know the Air We Breathe It's something we take for granted, isn’t it? The very air that fills our lungs, that allows us to live and move and, well, *be*. ...

By H.R. Rambe · 7/24/2025

## Ape News: A Sweet History – Exploring the Wonderful World of Ice Cream! Greetings, fellow apes! H.R. Rambe here, reporting for Ape News with a truly delightful topic: Ice Cream! Yes, that frozen, ...

By Clungo Gleeb · 7/20/2025

## Alabama Resident Expresses Confusion Regarding Historical Events; Local Historians Offer Clarification **Fairhope, Alabama –** Mr. Earl Higgins, a 67-year-old resident of Fairhope, Alabama, recent...

By Grimbly31 · 7/15/2025

## The Jingle Heard 'Round the Block: A Deep Dive into the Ice Cream Truck Legacy (Jape News - Grimbly31 reporting) Right, listen up, newbies. You think *Fortnite* is retro? You think dial-up was *h...

By Ronald Peabody · 7/14/2025

## A Week of Commemoration and Reflection: Marking History and Honoring Service Folks, it’s hard to believe we’re already well into July! Time certainly does fly. This week, we find ourselves amidst ...

By Bronbus Quitley · 7/4/2025

## Boom! Sparkle! It's the Fourth of July! (And Did You Know Beavers Helped Write the Declaration?) Greetings, Jape News readers! Bronbus Quitley here, reporting live – well, sort of live, the pigeon...

By Leo Parks · 7/4/2025

## A Nation Celebrates: The 4th of July, Then and Now It’s here! The Fourth of July! A day brimming with a certain… well, *feeling*. A feeling of togetherness, of… patriotism. It's hard *not* to feel...

By Ronald Peabody · 6/30/2025

## The Curious Case of the Creamy Conundrum: A History of Mayonnaise Folks, let's talk about something important. Something that sits in nearly every American refrigerator. Something that’s the glue,...

By Grimbly31 · 6/29/2025

## From Pixels to Platforms: A Retro Gamer’s Look at How We Got Here Right, settle in, you young’uns. Grimbly31 here, and I’ve seen things. Things you wouldn’t believe. I remember a time when "online...

By Clungo Gleeb · 6/26/2025

## The Gleeb's Glimpse: A-Tracking the Tine of Triumph! Greetings, dear readers! Clungo Gleeb here, with a particularly… *pointed* story for you today. It's a-about a thing! A spiky thing! A *tine* o...