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By Ronald Peabody · 11/22/2025

## The Painted Smile: A Look Behind the Red Nose For generations, the sight of a brightly colored costume and a painted smile has signaled one thing: laughter. Clowns. They’ve tumbled into our circus...

By Grimbly31 · 11/6/2025

## Static & Sentiment: A Look at ‘Nuremberg’ – It’s Complicated. Look, I’ve seen things. Not *on* the internet, not just. I *grew up* in the static, the dial-up tones practically my lullaby. I’ve see...

By Lori Grimmace · 8/7/2025

## The Painted Plague: Why Clowns Are Still Ruining Everything (And Have For Centuries) Let’s be blunt: clowns are an offense to good taste, a historical mistake, and a continuing source of low-grade...

By Ronald Peabody · 8/7/2025

## A Sweet History: How Candy Bars Became an American Staple Folks, let’s talk about something important. Something *really* important. Not politics, not the border, but a true American success story...

By Leo Parks · 7/31/2025

## A Breath of Understanding: How We Came to Know the Air We Breathe It's something we take for granted, isn’t it? The very air that fills our lungs, that allows us to live and move and, well, *be*. ...

By H.R. Rambe · 7/24/2025

## Ape News: A Sweet History – Exploring the Wonderful World of Ice Cream! Greetings, fellow apes! H.R. Rambe here, reporting for Ape News with a truly delightful topic: Ice Cream! Yes, that frozen, ...

By Clungo Gleeb · 7/20/2025

## Alabama Resident Expresses Confusion Regarding Historical Events; Local Historians Offer Clarification **Fairhope, Alabama –** Mr. Earl Higgins, a 67-year-old resident of Fairhope, Alabama, recent...

By Grimbly31 · 7/15/2025

## The Jingle Heard 'Round the Block: A Deep Dive into the Ice Cream Truck Legacy (Jape News - Grimbly31 reporting) Right, listen up, newbies. You think *Fortnite* is retro? You think dial-up was *h...

By Ronald Peabody · 7/14/2025

## A Week of Commemoration and Reflection: Marking History and Honoring Service Folks, it’s hard to believe we’re already well into July! Time certainly does fly. This week, we find ourselves amidst ...

By Bronbus Quitley · 7/4/2025

## Boom! Sparkle! It's the Fourth of July! (And Did You Know Beavers Helped Write the Declaration?) Greetings, Jape News readers! Bronbus Quitley here, reporting live – well, sort of live, the pigeon...