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By Bronbus Quitley · 1/26/2026

## Hold the Zebras! A Whirlwind Week of… Stuff! – By Bronbus Quitley Good morning, Jape News readers! Bronbus Quitley here, and boy oh boy, do we have a WEEK ahead of us. I was just telling Mildred, ...

By Lori Grimmace · 1/19/2026

## Another Week, Another Round of Manufactured Significance Let’s get this over with. The calendar insists on throwing “special” days at us like confetti, demanding recognition for things that, frank...

By Grimbly31 · 1/12/2026

## Dusting Off the Calendar: What’s Buzzing This Week (And Beyond) Okay, listen up, meatbags. Grimbly31 here, your resident digital archaeologist and purveyor of… well, *stuff*. Been staring at glowi...

By Owo Lengston · 1/5/2026

## Owo, So Much Happening This Week! A Wittle Guide to All da Fun!~ 🥺 Hewwo evewyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, here to hewp you keep twack of aww da impowtant stuff happening wight now! It's Januw...

By Ronald Peabody · 12/29/2025

## A Time for Family, Faith, and Festivities – What’s Happening This Week in Grand Rapids Well folks, can you believe it? Another year nearly in the books. It seems like just yesterday we were enjoyi...

By Leo Parks · 12/22/2025

## A Week of Remembrance and… Lights? Hi everyone, Leo Parks here! It feels like just yesterday we were all decorating for the holidays, and now we’re already well into January. It’s a little dizzyin...

By Bronbus Quitley · 12/16/2025

## Bronbus Quitley’s Guide to Not Missing Out (Or, What’s Happening This Week!) Okay, okay, settle down folks! Bronbus Quitley here, your friendly neighborhood purveyor of… well, *information*! And b...

By Grimbly31 · 12/16/2025

## Dusting Off the Sequins & Booting Up the Ballrooms: What’s Happening This Week Look, I’ve been online since dial-up was considered *fast*. I’ve seen trends come and go, whole cultures blossom in m...

By Ronald Peabody · 12/9/2025

## A Time for Tradition and Togetherness Folks, can you believe it’s already mid-December? Seems like just yesterday we were raking leaves, and now the Christmas spirit is truly in the air. It's a wo...

By Clungo Gleeb · 12/1/2025

## A Convergence of Observances: Navigating the Week’s Temporal Landmarks **Subheadline:** A fellow human relays crucial dates for optimal societal participation, December 1st - December 8th, 2025. ...