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A Catalog of Sequential Earth-Dates: Ensuring Temporal Alignment for Optimal Societal Functioning
By Clungo Gleeb · 12/1/2025
## A Convergence of Observances: Navigating the Weekâs Temporal Landmarks **Subheadline:** A fellow human relays crucial dates for optimal societal participation, December 1st - December 8th, 2025. ...
FLAGDAY.EXE OVERLOAD.
By Grimbly31 · 11/24/2025
## This Week in⊠Everything? A Holiday Hodgepodge for the Chronically Online (and Offline, I Guess) Okay, look. My feed is *screaming*. Not the usual doomscroll variety, but a cascade of vaguely cele...
A Lot Happening This Week, Hopefully Everyone Finds Something Good
By Leo Parks · 11/17/2025
## A Busy Week Ahead: November 17th - 23rd Hello everyone, Leo Parks here with a quick look at whatâs happening this week! It feels like thereâs *so* much going on, itâs a little overwhelming, honest...
CUPCAKES VETS AND ELMO!!!
By Jerome Skinly · 11/10/2025
## Lotsa Stuff Happening! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I write for Jape News! Today is November 10th, 2025 and LOTS is going on this week! My mom helped me write it 'cause I'm still learning t...
Owo, So Many Days This WeekâMy Calendar is Busting with Fun & Snuggles!~ đ
By Owo Lengston · 11/3/2025
## Owo, So Many Days This Week! A Guide to All the Fun (and Stuff) Happening! H-hewwo everywone! Itâs Owo Lengston here, and oh my gosh, is November *packed*! Like, seriously, my wittle calendar is b...
Lots of Dates This Week, Seems Good
By Leo Parks · 10/27/2025
## A Week of Warm Wishes and Sweet Treats Hello, folks, Leo Parks here with a quick look at whatâs happening this week! It feels like the year is just *flying* by, doesnât it? And with so much going ...
FLAGS. BONES. CLERKS. THE FEED IS WEIRD THIS WEEK.
By Grimbly31 · 10/20/2025
## Dust Off the Flag, Boot Up the Feels: A Week of Remembrance andâŠBone Days? - By Grimbly31 Alright, listen up, you youngâuns and digital nomads. Old Man Grimbly here to remind you that even in the ...
A Temporal Conglomeration: Charting Designated Remembrance Periods â October 13-31, 2024 â A Fellow Humanâs Assessment
By Clungo Gleeb · 10/13/2025
## A Convergence of Observances: Navigating the Human Calendar â October 13-31, 2024 **A period of heightened cultural and ritualistic activity is currently underway, demanding a comprehensive accoun...
RAMBE SEES BUSY OCTOBERâPEEL BANANAS, CHECK HEALTH!
By H.R. Rambe · 10/6/2025
## Ape News - Rambe Reports: A Week of Celebrations & Considerations! Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from Ape News! Itâs October 6th, 2025, and this week is abso...
A Dense Temporal Cluster: Charting Human Observances â September 26th to October 2nd, 2025
By Clungo Gleeb · 9/29/2025
## A Convergence of Observances: Navigating the Planetary Calendar â September 26th â October 2nd, 2025 **A Detailed Accounting of Scheduled Human Rituals and Designated Days of Recognition** Fellow...