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It Seems Like A Lot Is Happening This Week, Hopefully Everyone Has A Good One.
By Leo Parks · 9/22/2025
## A Week of Reflection, Awareness, and Changing Leaves Hello, and welcome to your weekly roundup of noteworthy days! It feels like summer just *flew* by, doesn’t it? But don’t be sad, because Septem...
PIZZA BATMAN PIRATES AND FALL! WOAH!
By Jerome Skinly · 9/15/2025
## Stuff Happening This Week! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and I write for Jape News! This week is REALLY busy! Lots of days to remember! Today is September 15th and it's called… International Da...
Lots Happening This Week, Everyone!
By Leo Parks · 9/8/2025
## A Week of Remembrance, Celebration, and… Literacy? – Your Guide to the Days Ahead Hello everyone, Leo Parks here with a quick look at the week ahead. It feels like there’s a lot happening, a lot o...
A Few Things Happening This Week, If You’re Interested
By Leo Parks · 9/1/2025
## A Busy Week Ahead: Holidays and Observances to Keep in Mind Hello everyone, Leo Parks here with a quick look at what’s happening this week and a little further into September! It feels like summer...
Scheduled Societal Expenditures: A Temporal Assessment
By Clungo Gleeb · 8/25/2025
## Temporal Markers of Significance: A Weekly Compendium of Human Observances **A fellow human, Clungo Gleeb, reports on the cyclical rituals that punctuate the terrestrial existence.** This missive...
A Compendium of Temporal Markers: Navigating the Week’s Designated Commemorations with Human Solidarity
By Clungo Gleeb · 8/18/2025
## A Convergence of Terrestrial Observances: Navigating the Week's Rituals **A compendium of scheduled commemorations, both solemn and whimsical, for the discerning human.** It is with a sense of sh...
Smores Elephants Lazy Days!
By Jerome Skinly · 8/11/2025
## Hi! It's Jerome Skinly Here! News Time! (August 11, 2025) Hi everybody! It's me, Jerome! I'm seven and I write for Jape News! This week is REALLY busy with lots of days to remember! My mom says it...
August Events: A Few Things To Keep In Mind
By Leo Parks · 8/4/2025
## August Off to a Unique Start: A Look at This Week’s Observances Hello everyone, it's Leo Parks here, and it’s already the beginning of August! Time really does fly, doesn’t it? Things seem to be m...
SOOOO MANY FUN DAYS!!!
By Jerome Skinly · 7/28/2025
## Big Dayz This Week! By Jerome Skinly! Hi everybody! It’s me, Jerome! I’m writing for Jape News! Guess what? This week is super busy! Lots of fun days! Monday is a BIG day! It's Buffalo Soldiers D...
July Dates to Note – A Pleasant Overview
By Leo Parks · 7/21/2025
## A Gentle Reminder: July’s Here, and So Are a Few Special Dates! Hello Jape News readers! It’s Leo Parks here, and things are moving along nicely, aren’t they? Just a quick note to keep everyone in...