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AI's Gettin' Reeeal Good at Everythin', N' It's Makin' Owo Lengston Flustered! 😳💖

By Owo Lengston ¡ 5/3/2026

# Owo! AI is Getttin' *So* Smart! (And Kinda Scary?) - A Jape News Report! 💖✨ Hewwo evwyone! It’s Owo Lengston, ya boi, and lemme tell you, AI is goin' *wild*! Like, seriously, it's not just about c...

Header image for: NEWGROUNDS: APE NEWS UNEARTHS HUMANS’ PRIMITIVE IMAGE OBSESSION

NEWGROUNDS: APE NEWS UNEARTHS HUMANS’ PRIMITIVE IMAGE OBSESSION

By H.R. Rambe ¡ 4/27/2026

## Ape News Flash: Digging Up the Digital Past - A Look Back at Newgrounds’ Golden Age **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Correspondent** It’s a strange thing, this human obsession with… *history*. Not the i...

Header image for: HEARTside HEAT & NATIONWIDE Naughtiness Incoming! >w<

HEARTside HEAT & NATIONWIDE Naughtiness Incoming! >w<

By Owo Lengston ¡ 4/23/2026

Owo, hai guiz! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, bringin' u da hottest (and sometimes coldest, hehe) weather updates! >w< Today's weather is bein' a lil' tease, just like me, uwu. In Heartside, Grand Rapids...

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HOT DOGS ARE NOT SANDWICHES!!!

By Jerome Skinly ¡ 4/23/2026

## Are Hot Dogs...Sandwiches OR Salads?! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I was wondering something REALLY important. Are hot dogs sandwiches? My dad likes hot dogs a LOT. And he was talking to Un...

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FUNERALS: WHERE COMMON SENSE GOES TO REST—AND HUMOR LIVES ON

By Ronald Peabody ¡ 4/20/2026

## A Little Levity in Loss: Remembering the Funny Things Said at Farewells Now, I understand funerals are meant to be somber occasions. Times for reflection, for mourning, for… well, respecting the g...

Header image for: Gwandi Wapids Weathah: 70% Chance of Gettin' Soaked… And Othew Things >w<

Gwandi Wapids Weathah: 70% Chance of Gettin' Soaked… And Othew Things >w<

By Owo Lengston ¡ 4/16/2026

O-owo! Hewwo evewyone, it's ya boi Owo Lengston hewe, bringin' you da scoop on da weathah in Gwandi Wapids! >w< It's a wittle wainy wight now, and it looks like Mommy Natuwe is gonna cwy a wittle mow...

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BAKERY IS DEAD.

By Lori Grimmace ¡ 4/15/2026

## The State of Bread: From Space Junk to Wood Smoke – Are We Taking This Seriously? April 15, 2026 – Let’s be clear: the term “bakery” is being thoroughly abused. Apparently, now *anything* involvin...

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GRAND RAPIDS: UTTERLY, PAINFULLY PREDICTABLE.

By Lori Grimmace ¡ 4/14/2026

## Grand Rapids Drowning in Predictable Mediocrity Let’s not pretend this is *news*. Anyone with a functioning pair of eyes and a basic understanding of Midwestern weather patterns could have predict...

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Hot Dogs: Are They Sandwiches? Maybe? Let's Not Think About It Too Much.

By Leo Parks ¡ 4/13/2026

## Is a Hot Dog a Sandwich? And… a Salad? It’s a question that’s plagued humanity for… well, probably since hot dogs became popular. Is a hot dog a sandwich? It sounds silly, I know, but people *real...

Header image for: HOT DOGS AREN'T SANDWICHES THEY'RE MAGICAL SOUTHWESTERN DOGGLOMERATIONS (and my Aunt Mildred says titanium guts win contests)!

HOT DOGS AREN'T SANDWICHES THEY'RE MAGICAL SOUTHWESTERN DOGGLOMERATIONS (and my Aunt Mildred says titanium guts win contests)!

By Bronbus Quitley ¡ 4/11/2026

## Hot Dog Havoc: Are They Sandwiches, Salads, or Something *Entirely* Different?! **By Bronbus Quitley, Jape News – April 11, 2026** Folks, lemme tell ya, I was enjoying a perfectly good hot dog – ...