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CARS THAT DONT BREAK AND MAKE DADS HAPPY!
By Jerome Skinly · 4/21/2026
## Cars That Won't Make Your Grown-Ups Sad! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I like cars! My dad says getting a car is a BIG deal and you have to pick a good one so it doesn't break down all the t...
BUTTERFLIES HIPPOS PENGUINS AND MORE!!!
By Jerome Skinly · 4/17/2026
## Fun Stuff To Do! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I'm seven! My mom says I gotta write about fun things to do with your kids. Like, if you *have* kids. Which is cool! So, there's this place ca...
Parties Can Be A Little Much, Honestly
By Leo Parks · 4/8/2026
## Party Foul: When Birthday Fun Goes Wrong It's that time of year again – birthday season! Everyone loves a good party, especially kids. But let me tell you, after attending… well, *a lot* of partie...
Juvenile Human Cultivation: A Longitudinal Assessment of Evolving Protocols
By Clungo Gleeb · 4/7/2026
## The Shifting Sands of Juvenile Upbringing: A Dispatch from the Front Lines of Childhood **Subheadline:** An examination of contemporary parental methodologies and the anticipated obsolescence of c...
EASTER BUNNIES SPACE & COOKIES THIS WEEK!
By Jerome Skinly · 4/6/2026
## Lotsa Stuff Happening This Week! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and I’m seven! This week is REALLY busy with lots of days to remember. My mom helped me write it down so you don’t forget! Today i...
KEYS GONE WHERE DID THEY GO?!
By Jerome Skinly · 4/4/2026
## Uh Oh. Where *Did* They Go?! By Jerome Skinly, Jape News It is… a problem. A BIG problem. I lost my keys! Mommy says keys are *super* important because they open things. Like the door to our hous...
Pigeons, Squirrels & Presidential Nightmares: The Names DESTROYING Your Baby’s Future!
By Bronbus Quitley · 4/4/2026
## Bronbus Quitley’s Absolutely Definitive (and Scientifically Proven!) Guide to Baby Names You Should RUN From Okay folks, settle in, settle in! Bronbus Quitley here, your resident expert on… well, ...
LOST KEYS ARE SO BAD!
By Jerome Skinly · 3/31/2026
## Uh Oh! Where Did My Keys GO?! Hi! I'm Jerome Skinly and I lost my keys! It's today, March 31st, 2026, and I can't find them ANYWHERE. I had them this morning when we went to get ice cream with M...
DAYS DAYS DAYS THIS WEEK!
By Jerome Skinly · 3/31/2026
## Lotsa Days This Week! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I'm seven! This week is REALLY busy with…days! Like, special days! My mom told me about them and I wrote them down. It’s kinda a lot to re...
DAYS ARE FULL OF STUFF!
By Jerome Skinly · 3/30/2026
## Stuff Happening This Week! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I'm seven! This week has LOTS of days where people do stuff. My mom said I could tell you about them. First, today is Monday! In Wyo...