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KPOP DEMON HUNTERS: AVOID IT. IMMEDIATELY.
By Lori Grimmace · 9/18/2025
## "KPop Demon Hunters": A Saccharine Symphony of Spectacle and Stupidity Let's be clear: I entered a screening of "KPop Demon Hunters" bracing for impact. Not a *good* impact. More like the kind you...
“Lurker” Film: Ape News Says Beware the Screen!
By H.R. Rambe · 8/23/2025
## Ape News Film Review: Is “Lurker” Worth the Stare? By H.R. Rambe Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest in cinematic news from Ape News. August has been a busy month...
PEDRO PASCAL IS A GENIUS AND ALSO MY AUNT MILDRED’S FRUITCAKE IS A WARNING!
By Bronbus Quitley · 8/7/2025
## Bronbus Quitley’s Big Picture Bonanza: Is “The Fantastic Four: First Steps” a Fantastic First Impression? Right, hello folks, Bronbus Quitley here, your guide to the glittering, sometimes gritty, ...
SPACE HAMSTERS! BOING! FUN!
By Jerome Skinly · 8/4/2025
## Wow! I Saw "Space Hamsters from Planet Zoom!" Hi! I’m Jerome Skinly, and I’s a writer for Jape News! My teacher says I need to write about movies! I just saw “Space Hamsters from Planet Zoom!” It ...
AIRSHIPS! RAIN! ZOMBIES! AND SQUIRREL TECHNOLOGY?! 28 Years Later Blows Your Mind!
By Bronbus Quitley · 7/4/2025
## *28 Years Later*: Zombies, Rain, and… Are Those *Airships?!* (A Bronbus Quitley Jape News Exclusive!) Right then, folks! Bronbus Quitley here, your resident film fanatic, and I’ve just emerged, bl...