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Things Feel A Little Strange, Hopefully It Passes Quickly
By Leo Parks · 3/5/2026
## A Strange Calm Before… Something? It’s been a weird week, honestly. Not *bad*, just…off. Everyone’s been talking about it down at the diner, and Old Man Hemlock’s been practically glued to his sho...
CTHULHU IS A MARKETING PLOY.
By Lori Grimmace · 3/2/2026
## Cthulhu: An Overrated Squib Let’s be brutally honest, shall we? Cthulhu. The name rolls off the tongues of every second-rate horror author and basement-dwelling “mythos expert,” but the creature i...
Cosmic Horror A Distraction From Real American Values!
By Ronald Peabody · 2/8/2026
## The Rising Tide of Moral Decay and…Giant Squids? Folks, I’ve been doing a lot of thinking lately. A lot of *observing*. And what I’m observing isn’t just the decline of traditional values – though...
CLOWNS: AVOID.
By Lori Grimmace · 1/16/2026
## Painted Faces, Empty Souls: A Dissection of the Clown Let's be clear: the recent resurgence of "clown appreciation" is nauseating. These garishly painted figures, historically and presently, are n...
Submerged Mass and Human Conceptual Frameworks: A Detailed Assessment
By Clungo Gleeb · 1/10/2026
## Submerged Entity of Considerable Mass Gains Renewed Attention **A Detailed Examination of the “Cthulhu” Phenomenon and Associated Human Belief Systems** **January 10, 2026** – Recent discourse, p...
CTHULHU: AVOIDABLE NONSENSE.
By Lori Grimmace · 12/12/2025
## The Myth, The Madness, The Misunderstanding: A Thorough Dissection of the Cthulhu Cult Let’s be blunt: the fascination with this “Cthulhu” is profoundly irritating. Decades of amateur occultists, ...
Cthulhu's Dweamin' & He's Got a Huge Tentacle Boner! 🐙✨🥺
By Owo Lengston · 11/18/2025
## Owo, Sumthin's Stirrin' Deep Down... A Look at the Great Old One, Cthulhu! 🐙✨ H-hewwo, fwiends! Owo Lengston hewe, and lemme tell you, I've been doin' some *weawwy* intewesting wesearch. It's kin...
WARREN'S ARE BACK & MY CHIHUAHUA IS MORE TERRIFIED OF CITRUS!
By Bronbus Quitley · 9/25/2025
## Did They REALLY Need *Another* Conjuring? - A Review of *The Conjuring: Last Rites* Okay, folks, settle in, because Bronbus Quitley has SEEN things. Dark things. Specifically, I’ve seen *The Conju...
Ancient Evil Mirrors Modern Decay: Is ‘Cthulhu’ a Leftist Plot?
By Ronald Peabody · 9/3/2025
## The Rising Tide and the Erosion of Tradition: Is ‘Cthulhu’ a Warning From the Deep? Folks, I’ve been doing some research. Important research. And frankly, what I’ve uncovered is deeply unsettling....
BIG MONSTER FROM SPACE!
By Jerome Skinly · 8/6/2025
## Big Monster! Cthulhu! Hi! My name is Jerome! I lerned about a *really* big monster! His name is Cthulhu! It’s a hard name to say. My teacher, Miss Penny, said it’s from a story. Cthulhu is a mons...