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By Owo Lengston · 11/18/2025

## Owo, Sumthin's Stirrin' Deep Down... A Look at the Great Old One, Cthulhu! 🐙✨ H-hewwo, fwiends! Owo Lengston hewe, and lemme tell you, I've been doin' some *weawwy* intewesting wesearch. It's kin...

By Bronbus Quitley · 9/25/2025

## Did They REALLY Need *Another* Conjuring? - A Review of *The Conjuring: Last Rites* Okay, folks, settle in, because Bronbus Quitley has SEEN things. Dark things. Specifically, I’ve seen *The Conju...

By Ronald Peabody · 9/3/2025

## The Rising Tide and the Erosion of Tradition: Is ‘Cthulhu’ a Warning From the Deep? Folks, I’ve been doing some research. Important research. And frankly, what I’ve uncovered is deeply unsettling....

By Jerome Skinly · 8/6/2025

## Big Monster! Cthulhu! Hi! My name is Jerome! I lerned about a *really* big monster! His name is Cthulhu! It’s a hard name to say. My teacher, Miss Penny, said it’s from a story. Cthulhu is a mons...

By Ronald Peabody · 7/13/2025

## The Unspeakable Truth: A Chronicle of Cthulhu **By Ronald Peabody, Jape News Staff Writer** The world, as we understand it, is built on foundations of sand. We cling to our notions of order, of r...

By Ronald Peabody · 7/7/2025

## *28 Years Later*: A Grim Reminder of What Matters, and Why We Can't Afford to Forget Folks, let’s be honest. We’re living in strange times. The constant barrage of… *content*… frankly, it’s exhaus...

By Lori Grimmace · 7/6/2025

## The Blubbering Truth: Why Cthulhu Isn’t What You Think (and Why That's a Problem) Let’s be clear. The popular image of Cthulhu – the winged, tentacled monstrosity plastered across t-shirts and nov...

By Bronbus Quitley · 7/4/2025

## *28 Years Later*: Zombies, Rain, and… Are Those *Airships?!* (A Bronbus Quitley Jape News Exclusive!) Right then, folks! Bronbus Quitley here, your resident film fanatic, and I’ve just emerged, bl...