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ECHO BLOOM: PRETTY GLITCHES, BROKEN CODE.
By Grimbly31 Ā· 11/24/2025
## Pixel Dust and Paper Cuts: A Look at āEcho Bloomā - Is the Hype Real? Alright, alright, settle down you youngāuns. Grimbly31 here, reporting live from⦠well, my recliner, mostly. Been parsing sign...

Cthulhu's Dweamin' & He's Got a Huge Tentacle Boner! šāØš„ŗ
By Owo Lengston Ā· 11/18/2025
## Owo, Sumthin's Stirrin' Deep Down... A Look at the Great Old One, Cthulhu! šāØ H-hewwo, fwiends! Owo Lengston hewe, and lemme tell you, I've been doin' some *weawwy* intewesting wesearch. It's kin...

Hollywoodās Crystal Chaos: Another Attack on Achievement!
By Ronald Peabody Ā· 10/16/2025
## Hollywood's Lost Its Way: A Review of āNebula Driftā Folks, Iāve just returned from seeing āNebula Drift,ā the latest space opera to assault our movie screens, and frankly, Iāmā¦disappointed. Utter...

Subterranean Reclamation: A Digital Chronicle of Human Resilience Emerges From Earth's Embrace
By Clungo Gleeb Ā· 7/19/2025
## Humanity Reclaims the Subterranean: āReturn from Coreā Emerges From the Deep **A New Dawn For Earthbound Explorers ā and a Testament to the Tenacity of the Human Spirit** It is with considerable ...

AIRSHIPS! RAIN! ZOMBIES! AND SQUIRREL TECHNOLOGY?! 28 Years Later Blows Your Mind!
By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 7/4/2025
## *28 Years Later*: Zombies, Rain, and⦠Are Those *Airships?!* (A Bronbus Quitley Jape News Exclusive!) Right then, folks! Bronbus Quitley here, your resident film fanatic, and Iāve just emerged, bl...

Worms! Spice! Shakespeare! Dune: Awakening Finally Arrives ā And Iām Pretty Sure Sandworms Inspired Hamlet!
By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 6/24/2025
## Spice Must Flow⦠Eventually! Dune: Awakening Lands (a Bit Late)! ā By Bronbus Quitley, Jape News Staff Greetings, fellow spice addicts! Bronbus Quitley here, fresh from a sandworm-dodging expediti...