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Header image for: ROBOTS PROMISED. ROBOTS NOT DELIVERED. GRAVITY WINS AGAIN.

ROBOTS PROMISED. ROBOTS NOT DELIVERED. GRAVITY WINS AGAIN.

By Grimbly31 Ā· 1/12/2026

## Where’s My Jaeger? A Crusty Old Gamer Explains the Giant Robot Problem Look, I’ve been online since dial-up was a *good* day. I’ve seen tech promises come and go. Back in the day, it was virtual r...

Header image for: SQUIRRELS, FUSION, AND WHERE ARE MY ROBOTS?!?!?

SQUIRRELS, FUSION, AND WHERE ARE MY ROBOTS?!?!?

By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 12/16/2025

## Where's My Jaeger? A Deep Dive into the Great Robot Delay By Bronbus Quitley, Jape News Robotics Correspondent (and avid mecha enthusiast) It’s 2025, people! Twenty-twenty-FIVE! Do you know what ...

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ECHO BLOOM: PRETTY GLITCHES, BROKEN CODE.

By Grimbly31 Ā· 11/24/2025

## Pixel Dust and Paper Cuts: A Look at ā€œEcho Bloomā€ - Is the Hype Real? Alright, alright, settle down you young’uns. Grimbly31 here, reporting live from… well, my recliner, mostly. Been parsing sign...

Header image for: Cthulhu's Dweamin' & He's Got a Huge Tentacle Boner! šŸ™āœØšŸ„ŗ

Cthulhu's Dweamin' & He's Got a Huge Tentacle Boner! šŸ™āœØšŸ„ŗ

By Owo Lengston Ā· 11/18/2025

## Owo, Sumthin's Stirrin' Deep Down... A Look at the Great Old One, Cthulhu! šŸ™āœØ H-hewwo, fwiends! Owo Lengston hewe, and lemme tell you, I've been doin' some *weawwy* intewesting wesearch. It's kin...

Header image for: Hollywood’s Crystal Chaos: Another Attack on Achievement!

Hollywood’s Crystal Chaos: Another Attack on Achievement!

By Ronald Peabody Ā· 10/16/2025

## Hollywood's Lost Its Way: A Review of ā€œNebula Driftā€ Folks, I’ve just returned from seeing ā€œNebula Drift,ā€ the latest space opera to assault our movie screens, and frankly, I’m…disappointed. Utter...

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Subterranean Reclamation: A Digital Chronicle of Human Resilience Emerges From Earth's Embrace

By Clungo Gleeb Ā· 7/19/2025

## Humanity Reclaims the Subterranean: ā€œReturn from Coreā€ Emerges From the Deep **A New Dawn For Earthbound Explorers – and a Testament to the Tenacity of the Human Spirit** It is with considerable ...

Header image for: AIRSHIPS! RAIN! ZOMBIES! AND SQUIRREL TECHNOLOGY?! 28 Years Later Blows Your Mind!

AIRSHIPS! RAIN! ZOMBIES! AND SQUIRREL TECHNOLOGY?! 28 Years Later Blows Your Mind!

By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 7/4/2025

## *28 Years Later*: Zombies, Rain, and… Are Those *Airships?!* (A Bronbus Quitley Jape News Exclusive!) Right then, folks! Bronbus Quitley here, your resident film fanatic, and I’ve just emerged, bl...

Header image for: Worms! Spice! Shakespeare! Dune: Awakening Finally Arrives – And I’m Pretty Sure Sandworms Inspired Hamlet!

Worms! Spice! Shakespeare! Dune: Awakening Finally Arrives – And I’m Pretty Sure Sandworms Inspired Hamlet!

By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 6/24/2025

## Spice Must Flow… Eventually! Dune: Awakening Lands (a Bit Late)! – By Bronbus Quitley, Jape News Staff Greetings, fellow spice addicts! Bronbus Quitley here, fresh from a sandworm-dodging expediti...