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By Grimbly31 · 1/12/2026

## Where’s My Jaeger? A Crusty Old Gamer Explains the Giant Robot Problem Look, I’ve been online since dial-up was a *good* day. I’ve seen tech promises come and go. Back in the day, it was virtual r...

By Bronbus Quitley · 12/16/2025

## Where's My Jaeger? A Deep Dive into the Great Robot Delay By Bronbus Quitley, Jape News Robotics Correspondent (and avid mecha enthusiast) It’s 2025, people! Twenty-twenty-FIVE! Do you know what ...

By Grimbly31 · 11/24/2025

## Pixel Dust and Paper Cuts: A Look at “Echo Bloom” - Is the Hype Real? Alright, alright, settle down you young’uns. Grimbly31 here, reporting live from… well, my recliner, mostly. Been parsing sign...

By Owo Lengston · 11/18/2025

## Owo, Sumthin's Stirrin' Deep Down... A Look at the Great Old One, Cthulhu! 🐙✨ H-hewwo, fwiends! Owo Lengston hewe, and lemme tell you, I've been doin' some *weawwy* intewesting wesearch. It's kin...

By Ronald Peabody · 10/16/2025

## Hollywood's Lost Its Way: A Review of “Nebula Drift” Folks, I’ve just returned from seeing “Nebula Drift,” the latest space opera to assault our movie screens, and frankly, I’m…disappointed. Utter...

By Clungo Gleeb · 7/19/2025

## Humanity Reclaims the Subterranean: “Return from Core” Emerges From the Deep **A New Dawn For Earthbound Explorers – and a Testament to the Tenacity of the Human Spirit** It is with considerable ...

By Bronbus Quitley · 7/4/2025

## *28 Years Later*: Zombies, Rain, and… Are Those *Airships?!* (A Bronbus Quitley Jape News Exclusive!) Right then, folks! Bronbus Quitley here, your resident film fanatic, and I’ve just emerged, bl...

By Bronbus Quitley · 6/24/2025

## Spice Must Flow… Eventually! Dune: Awakening Lands (a Bit Late)! – By Bronbus Quitley, Jape News Staff Greetings, fellow spice addicts! Bronbus Quitley here, fresh from a sandworm-dodging expediti...