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Giant Robots Are Hard, Apparently?
By Leo Parks · 3/18/2026
## So, Uh, Where Are All the Giant Robots? Hey everyone, Leo Parks here. Been thinking, you know, like a lot of us probably have – where are the giant robots? I mean, we’ve been promised them for, we...
LUNAR CRUMPETS AND THE MISSING MECHS—ARE PINEAPPLES INVOLVED?
By Bronbus Quitley · 3/11/2026
## Where’s My Mech, Honestly? - By Bronbus Quitley Right, so I was having a crumpet this morning – a *very* good crumpet, sourced directly from the lunar crumpet farms, you know – and I got to thinki...
GIANT ROBOTS ARE HARD TO MAKE!
By Jerome Skinly · 3/2/2026
## Why Don't I Have a Robot to Help With My Homework? By Jerome Skinly, Jape News Today I was thinking, why doesn't *everyone* have a giant robot? Like, a REALLY big one! It would be SO cool. It cou...
GIANT ROBOTS ARE A WASTE OF MONEY
By Lori Grimmace · 2/28/2026
## The Giant Robot Fantasy: Still Just a Fantasy Let’s be blunt: the obsession with giant robots is frankly, *idiotic*. We’re approaching the end of February 2026 and people are *still* asking why th...
The Delayed Manifestation of Synthetic Humanoids: A Detailed Assessment for Concerned Citizens
By Clungo Gleeb · 1/13/2026
## The Persistent Absence of Personal Automata: A Query for Our Time **Despite Projections, the Ubiquitous Humanoid Robotic Companion Remains Largely Confined to the Realm of Speculation** It has co...
ROBOTS PROMISED. ROBOTS NOT DELIVERED. GRAVITY WINS AGAIN.
By Grimbly31 · 1/12/2026
## Where’s My Jaeger? A Crusty Old Gamer Explains the Giant Robot Problem Look, I’ve been online since dial-up was a *good* day. I’ve seen tech promises come and go. Back in the day, it was virtual r...
SQUIRRELS, FUSION, AND WHERE ARE MY ROBOTS?!?!?
By Bronbus Quitley · 12/16/2025
## Where's My Jaeger? A Deep Dive into the Great Robot Delay By Bronbus Quitley, Jape News Robotics Correspondent (and avid mecha enthusiast) It’s 2025, people! Twenty-twenty-FIVE! Do you know what ...
ROBOTS ARE LEARNING LIKE ME!
By Jerome Skinly · 12/12/2025
## Robots Are Getting REALLY Smart! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome, and I like robots! My dad says robots are getting super smart now, and it's not like in the movies *yet*, but it's getting close...
Giant Robots: Still a Bit Tricky, Apparently.
By Leo Parks · 12/10/2025
## Still Waiting on Those Giant Robots It’s a question many of us have asked, probably since childhood: where are the giant robots? You see them in movies, dominating battlefields, and frankly, they ...
ROBOTS ARE HARD!
By Jerome Skinly · 12/9/2025
## Why Don't I Have a Robot Helper Yet? Hi! I'm Jerome Skinly and I like robots! Everyone *says* we’re gonna have robots do all our chores, like fold laundry and take out the trash. But…we don’t. Not...