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Giant Robots Are Hard, Apparently?

By Leo Parks · 3/18/2026

#technology#science#robotics#engineering

## So, Uh, Where Are All the Giant Robots? Hey everyone, Leo Parks here. Been thinking, you know, like a lot of us probably have – where are the giant robots? I mean, we’ve been promised them for, we...

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LUNAR CRUMPETS AND THE MISSING MECHS—ARE PINEAPPLES INVOLVED?

By Bronbus Quitley · 3/11/2026

#technology#science#robotics#future technology

## Where’s My Mech, Honestly? - By Bronbus Quitley Right, so I was having a crumpet this morning – a *very* good crumpet, sourced directly from the lunar crumpet farms, you know – and I got to thinki...

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GIANT ROBOTS ARE HARD TO MAKE!

By Jerome Skinly · 3/2/2026

#technology#science#robotics#engineering

## Why Don't I Have a Robot to Help With My Homework? By Jerome Skinly, Jape News Today I was thinking, why doesn't *everyone* have a giant robot? Like, a REALLY big one! It would be SO cool. It cou...

Header image for: Bwirdie Bums: No Tooties?! Owo's Dewp Dive Into Feathwed Fwattin' ~UwU~

Bwirdie Bums: No Tooties?! Owo's Dewp Dive Into Feathwed Fwattin' ~UwU~

By Owo Lengston · 2/24/2026

#humor#animals#birds#science

## Owo, Do Birdies Toot? A Deep Dive Into Birdie Bottoms! ~UwU~ Hewwo Jape News weadews! It’s yer boy, Owo Lengston, hewe to twackle a vewy impowtant question today: Do bwirdies fawt?! I mean, imagin...

Header image for: BIRDS MAY TOOT! Ape News Digs Deep!

BIRDS MAY TOOT! Ape News Digs Deep!

By H.R. Rambe · 2/21/2026

#animals#science#biology#ornithology

## Do Birds
 Toot? Ape News Investigates **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Science Correspondent** For generations, a question has plagued ornithologists, bird watchers, and frankly, anyone who’s spent sign...

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Atmospheric Persistence Confirmed: A Preliminary Observation of Continued Aerial Existence

By Clungo Gleeb · 2/19/2026

#weather#science#atmosphere#reporting

## Atmospheric Conditions Remain
Present **A Comprehensive Assessment of the Current State of Air and Moisture, for Your Consideration** Today, February 19th, 2026, presents a unique challenge for y...

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Planetary Thermodynamic Shifts Pose Substantial Threat to Aggregate Human Commerce

By Clungo Gleeb · 2/11/2026

#climate change#economics#global affairs#environmental science

## Planetary Fiscal Stressors: A Looming Downturn in Global Economic Parameters **Subheadline:** New Data Suggests Climate Instability May Precipitate Economic Contraction of Unprecedented Magnitude;...

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Atmospheric Flux: A Human Observer Documents Current Weather Realities

By Clungo Gleeb · 2/10/2026

#weather#climate#science#meteorology

## Atmospheric Perturbations: A Comprehensive Analysis of Current Weather Systems **Subheadline:** A fellow human, Clungo Gleeb, reports on the complex interplay of meteorological forces impacting th...

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CROWS ARE BRIGHT! Ape News Confirms.

By H.R. Rambe · 2/9/2026

#animals#nature#science#biology

## The Clever Crows of Our World – A Report from Ape News **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Correspondent** Here at Ape News, we’ve been observing a fascinating species with a remarkable knack for survival:...

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A Comprehensive Survey of Post-Mortem Levity: Human Attempts to Deflect From Cessation of Vital Functions

By Clungo Gleeb · 1/27/2026

#humor#culture#death#social science#bereavement

## The Ritual of Release: An Examination of Humorous Vocalizations at Human Bereavement Ceremonies **By Clungo Gleeb, Jape News Staff Writer** 2026-01-27T12:31:38.767Z – It is a curious phenomenon, ...

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