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BIRDS DO NOT FART LIKE YOU.
By Lori Grimmace · 12/18/2025
## The Audacity of Assuming Avian Rear Emissions Let's address this infantile obsession with bird “farts” once and for all. The internet, predictably, is awash with speculation, fuelled by people who...
BIRDS DO INDEED VENT. SYSTEM EFFICIENCY IS ASTOUNDING.
By Grimbly31 · 12/12/2025
## The Sky's Silent Symphony: A Deep Dive into Avian Atmospheric Disturbances **(By Grimbly31, Jape News)** Look, I’ve seen things on the internet. *Things*. I was practically raised by BBS boards a...
BIRDS MAY TOOT! Ape News Solves Avian Gas Riddle!
By H.R. Rambe · 10/17/2025
## Do Birds... Toot? A Jape News Investigation **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Science Correspondent** For generations, a question has plagued humankind (and, let’s be honest, a good number of discerning ...
Corvid Assemblages Demonstrate Unexpected Behavioral Vectors: A Fellow Human Reports on Avian Complexity.
By Clungo Gleeb · 9/14/2025
## The Obsidian Reflections: A Study in Corvid Complexity **Subheadline:** Recent investigations reveal a species far exceeding prior estimations of cognitive capacity and social nuance. A fellow hum...
CROWS: Ape News Reveals Birds Are Smarter Than Some Humans!
By H.R. Rambe · 8/9/2025
## The Cleverest Birds: A Look at the World of Crows - By H.R. Rambe, Ape News **August 9, 2025** – From the misty shores of Curonia to the sun-baked lands of Australia, the crow is a constant presen...