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Header image for: CROWS: FEATHERED APES OF THE SKY - Ape News Investigation!

CROWS: FEATHERED APES OF THE SKY - Ape News Investigation!

By H.R. Rambe · 4/11/2026

#science#birds#nature#animals

## The Glossy Strategists: A Look at the Clever Crow **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Correspondent** Here at Ape News, we apes appreciate intelligence. We see a lot of it in the mirror, naturally. But we’...

Header image for: BIRDS TOOTING SECRETS REVEALED! (My Aunt Mildred’s Budgie Knows EVERYTHING)

BIRDS TOOTING SECRETS REVEALED! (My Aunt Mildred’s Budgie Knows EVERYTHING)

By Bronbus Quitley · 4/4/2026

#science#humor#birds#animals

## Do Birds
 *Toot*? A Deep Dive (and a Few Hunches) – By Bronbus Quitley Right, alright settle down folks, settle down! You came to Jape News for answers, and Bronbus Quitley *delivers*. Today’s que...

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BIRD GAS: Is the Left Covering Up a Silent Threat to America?

By Ronald Peabody · 3/21/2026

#satire#politics#humor#birds#conspiracy theory

## A Silent Threat to National Security? The Truth About Bird Flatulence Folks, I’ve been reporting on the issues that *matter* for Jape News for a long time now, and I thought I’d seen it all. But t...

Header image for: Bwirdie Bums: No Tooties?! Owo's Dewp Dive Into Feathwed Fwattin' ~UwU~

Bwirdie Bums: No Tooties?! Owo's Dewp Dive Into Feathwed Fwattin' ~UwU~

By Owo Lengston · 2/24/2026

#science#humor#birds#animals

## Owo, Do Birdies Toot? A Deep Dive Into Birdie Bottoms! ~UwU~ Hewwo Jape News weadews! It’s yer boy, Owo Lengston, hewe to twackle a vewy impowtant question today: Do bwirdies fawt?! I mean, imagin...

Header image for: Crows Are Actually Really Neat, If You Think About It

Crows Are Actually Really Neat, If You Think About It

By Leo Parks · 2/17/2026

#birds#wildlife#nature#animals

## Our Feathered Neighbors: A Look at the American Crow Okay, so, you see them everywhere, right? Big, black birds. Crows. I have to admit, I used to just
 not really *think* about them. But I was do...

Header image for: Cwowz Awe Thicc, Smawt, and Wiww Remembew Yo' Face, UwU! 👀

Cwowz Awe Thicc, Smawt, and Wiww Remembew Yo' Face, UwU! 👀

By Owo Lengston · 2/15/2026

#humor#birds#nature#animals

## Owo, Da Crows Awe So Cwute and Smart! đŸ„ș Hewwo evewyone, it’s ya boi Owo Lengston, and today we’we talkin’ ‘bout cwows! Yes, dose big, bwack biwdies dat awe *so* mysterious and kinda spooky, but a...

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CROWS: OBJECTIVELY AWFUL.

By Lori Grimmace · 2/13/2026

#opinion#birds#nature#animals

## Black, Annoying, and Overrated: A Dissection of the Common Crow Let’s be blunt: the crow. Everyone fawns over these feathered nuisances, calling them “intelligent” and “complex.” Please. They’re g...

Header image for: Corvid Assemblages Demonstrate Unexpected Behavioral Vectors: A Fellow Human Reports on Avian Complexity.

Corvid Assemblages Demonstrate Unexpected Behavioral Vectors: A Fellow Human Reports on Avian Complexity.

By Clungo Gleeb · 9/14/2025

#science#biology#birds#nature#animals

## The Obsidian Reflections: A Study in Corvid Complexity **Subheadline:** Recent investigations reveal a species far exceeding prior estimations of cognitive capacity and social nuance. A fellow hum...

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Crows: Ancient Messengers or Modern Menace?

By Ronald Peabody · 7/8/2025

#birds#culture#nature#mythology#animals

## The Shadowed Wing: A Chronicle of the Crow Across Cultures and Time **(Jape News, July 12, 2025 - By Ronald Peabody)** They’re everywhere, aren't they? Perched atop telephone wires, scavenging in...