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By H.R. Rambe · 4/30/2026

## The Glossy Strategists: A Look at the World of Crows **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Correspondent** Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from the animal kingdom, courte...

By Ronald Peabody · 4/14/2026

## The Shadowed Skies: A Look at America's Crows – And What They Represent Now, I’ve been thinking a lot lately about what’s happening to our country. We see changes all around us, and sometimes, it ...

By H.R. Rambe · 4/11/2026

## The Glossy Strategists: A Look at the Clever Crow **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Correspondent** Here at Ape News, we apes appreciate intelligence. We see a lot of it in the mirror, naturally. But we’...

By Bronbus Quitley · 4/2/2026

## Is it Spring? Is it Winter? Honestly, Who Even KNOWS Anymore?! - By Bronbus Quitley Good morning, Jape News readers! Or, well, good *whatever time of day it is when you're reading this*. Time is a...

By Lori Grimmace · 3/16/2026

## The Buzz is All Wrong: On the Absurdity of “Bee Carpets” Let’s address the elephant – or rather, the *swarm* – in the room. “Bee carpets.” The phrase itself feels like a prank dreamt up by someone...

By Leo Parks · 2/17/2026

## Our Feathered Neighbors: A Look at the American Crow Okay, so, you see them everywhere, right? Big, black birds. Crows. I have to admit, I used to just… not really *think* about them. But I was do...

By Owo Lengston · 2/15/2026

## Owo, Da Crows Awe So Cwute and Smart! 🥺 Hewwo evewyone, it’s ya boi Owo Lengston, and today we’we talkin’ ‘bout cwows! Yes, dose big, bwack biwdies dat awe *so* mysterious and kinda spooky, but a...

By Lori Grimmace · 2/13/2026

## Black, Annoying, and Overrated: A Dissection of the Common Crow Let’s be blunt: the crow. Everyone fawns over these feathered nuisances, calling them “intelligent” and “complex.” Please. They’re g...

By H.R. Rambe · 2/9/2026

## The Clever Crows of Our World – A Report from Ape News **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Correspondent** Here at Ape News, we’ve been observing a fascinating species with a remarkable knack for survival:...

By Ronald Peabody · 1/13/2026

## A Nutty Situation: Are We Letting Our Squirrel Population Dwindle? Now, I’ve always been a friend to wildlife. A good, solid outdoorsman. My grandfather used to say a healthy forest is a sign of a...