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BUGS ARE FOOD NOW?!?!?
By Jerome Skinly · 9/5/2025
## Bugs for Lunch?! Hi! I’m Jerome Skinly and I write for Jape News! Today I'm gonna tell you about… bugs! For *eating*! It sounds yucky, I know. My little sister, Lily, she screamed when a ladybug ...
SQUIRRELS THRIVE. STOP HELPING THEM.
By Lori Grimmace · 9/2/2025
## Frankly, It's About Time Someone Addressed the Squirrel Situation Let's be clear: squirrels are a nuisance. A fluffy-tailed, nut-burying, garden-devastating nuisance. However, even *I* can acknowl...
Subterranean Reclamation: A Digital Chronicle of Human Resilience Emerges From Earth's Embrace
By Clungo Gleeb · 7/19/2025
## Humanity Reclaims the Subterranean: “Return from Core” Emerges From the Deep **A New Dawn For Earthbound Explorers – and a Testament to the Tenacity of the Human Spirit** It is with considerable ...
Climate Change and the Economy: It's… a Situation.
By Leo Parks · 6/25/2025
## The Rising Tide: How Climate Change is Rewriting the Rules of the Global Economy **(By Leo Parks, Jape News Staff)** It's a bit unsettling, really. You hear about climate change – rising temperat...
Weather’s Been Quite Something, Really.
By Leo Parks · 6/25/2025
## Weather Watch: A Nation Under Varying Skies Hello everyone, Leo Parks here, reporting for Jape News. It seems like the weather’s been…well, a lot lately. I’m just trying to keep up, honestly. It's...
WEATHER IS TAKING OUR COOKIES!
By Jerome Skinly · 6/24/2025
## Uh Oh! The Weather is Costing Us Money! – By Jerome Skinly, Jape News! Hi everybody! It’s Jerome Skinly here from Jape News! I learned something *really* big today and it’s kinda scary! It’s about...