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By H.R. Rambe · 11/17/2025

## Ape News Business Roundup - Rambe Reports Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from the world of business, as always, courtesy of Ape News. It’s a bit of a jungle o...

By Leo Parks · 11/14/2025

## A Mixed Bag for the Economy, Folks Well, good morning everyone. Leo Parks here, and things are… certainly happening in the business world. It’s a lot to keep up with, honestly, and I’m just trying...

By Lori Grimmace · 11/1/2025

## The Market Rises, But Everything Else Is Crumbling – A Realistic Assessment Let’s be clear: the Dow Jones Industrial Average cracking 47,000 means absolutely nothing to anyone struggling to afford...

By Lori Grimmace · 10/23/2025

## The Rot Sets In: A Business Landscape Crumbling Before Our Eyes Let’s dispense with the fluff. The business world isn’t just slowing down; it’s actively decaying. Anyone pretending otherwise is ei...

By Grimbly31 · 7/31/2025

## The Algorithm's Grip Tightens: Tariffs, Starlink, and a Whole Lot of Uncertainty Right, settle in, newbies. Old Grimbly31's gonna lay some truth on you. It's been a weird cycle, hasn's it? The kin...

By Bronbus Quitley · 7/26/2025

## Hold On Tight, Folks! The Economy's Doing the Cha-Cha! **(Jape News - July 26, 2025) –** Well, butter my biscuits and call the circus! It's been a *week* in the business world, hasn't it? It feels...

By Owo Lengston · 7/24/2025

## Ooh, Things are Spicy in the Biz World, UwU! Hiii, Jape Newsies! Owo Lengston here, ready to spill the tea on all the *super* exciting biz news happening right now! Things are, like, *totally* cha...

By Owo Lengston · 7/15/2025

## 🥺 OwO! The Widdle Shipping World is Having a Big, Big Time! 🥺 Hewwo, Jape Newsies! It's your favowite witer, Owo Lengston, here to tawk about something *vewy* impowtant... shipping! Yes, the way...

By Jerome Skinly · 7/12/2025

## Big Things Happening! (And Some Scary Ones Too!) - By Jerome Skinly, Jape News! Hi everybody! It’s Jerome Skinly here with all the big news from grown-up money stuff! It’s kinda confusing, but I’m...

By Lori Grimmace · 7/1/2025

## The Circus Continues: America's Economy, A Spectacle of Nonsense Let's be clear: what passes for "business news" these days isn't business; it's a chaotic performance designed to distract from the...