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By Grimbly31 · 7/31/2025

## The Algorithm's Grip Tightens: Tariffs, Starlink, and a Whole Lot of Uncertainty Right, settle in, newbies. Old Grimbly31's gonna lay some truth on you. It's been a weird cycle, hasn's it? The kin...

By Bronbus Quitley · 7/26/2025

## Hold On Tight, Folks! The Economy's Doing the Cha-Cha! **(Jape News - July 26, 2025) –** Well, butter my biscuits and call the circus! It's been a *week* in the business world, hasn't it? It feels...

By Owo Lengston · 7/24/2025

## Ooh, Things are Spicy in the Biz World, UwU! Hiii, Jape Newsies! Owo Lengston here, ready to spill the tea on all the *super* exciting biz news happening right now! Things are, like, *totally* cha...

By Owo Lengston · 7/15/2025

## 🥺 OwO! The Widdle Shipping World is Having a Big, Big Time! 🥺 Hewwo, Jape Newsies! It's your favowite witer, Owo Lengston, here to tawk about something *vewy* impowtant... shipping! Yes, the way...

By Jerome Skinly · 7/12/2025

## Big Things Happening! (And Some Scary Ones Too!) - By Jerome Skinly, Jape News! Hi everybody! It’s Jerome Skinly here with all the big news from grown-up money stuff! It’s kinda confusing, but I’m...

By Lori Grimmace · 7/1/2025

## The Circus Continues: America's Economy, A Spectacle of Nonsense Let's be clear: what passes for "business news" these days isn't business; it's a chaotic performance designed to distract from the...

By Leo Parks · 6/25/2025

## The Rising Tide: How Climate Change is Rewriting the Rules of the Global Economy **(By Leo Parks, Jape News Staff)** It's a bit unsettling, really. You hear about climate change – rising temperat...

By Jerome Skinly · 6/24/2025

## Uh Oh! The Weather is Costing Us Money! – By Jerome Skinly, Jape News! Hi everybody! It’s Jerome Skinly here from Jape News! I learned something *really* big today and it’s kinda scary! It’s about...