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Owo, Bizness & Boobs: AI, Ice Cweam & Sum Vewy Expensyve Visas! âš
By Owo Lengston · 9/22/2025
## Owo, Bizness is Boomin' (and Sum Times...Not So Much!) - By Owo Lengston Hewwo evewyone! Owo Lengston hewe, bringinâ you da scoop on all da bizness stuff happeninâ! Itâs been a *wiiild* week, so b...
Planetary Commerce Navigates Turbulence, Demonstrates Continued Biological Imperative
By Clungo Gleeb · 9/21/2025
## Global Commerce Experiences Fluctuations, Demonstrates Resilience â A Report for Fellow Humans **Subheadline:** From Transatlantic Data Flows to the Price of Ground Beef, a Survey of Recent Econom...
Owoh Gawd! Bizness is Soooo Wild & My Brain is Melting! đ„șđ
By Owo Lengston · 9/17/2025
## Owoh My Gawd! Bizness is *Wild* Right Now! - By Owo Lengston H-hewwo, cuties! Owo Lengston here, and whew, the bizness world is *busy*! Like, *really* busy. Itâs makinâ me all flustered, and not i...
PIGEONS ARE RUNNING WALL STREET & NOBODY TOLD YOU?! (Plus Biscuits & Alpacas!)
By Bronbus Quitley · 9/15/2025
## Pigeon Post is Back, and Nobody Noticed (Except Me!) - A Business Roundup with Bronbus Quitley Alright folks, buckle up your bootstraps because the business world is doing the cha-cha! It's a wild...
MONEY IS ACTING SILLY!
By Jerome Skinly · 9/4/2025
## Stuff is Happening With Money! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I write for Jape News! My mom says lots of grown-up stuff is happening with money right now, so I'm gonna try and tell you abou...
ROCKET BAKERY NAMES ARE A SCAM.
By Lori Grimmace · 8/30/2025
## Rocket Power & Rising Dough: A Look at the Curious Case of Bakeries Named âRocketâ Letâs be clear: the term ârocket-poweredâ is, in most cases, pure marketing fluff. Despite a recent, baffling tre...
FED FLOPS, CORN BOOMS, BEARS BUSTEDâSYSTEM_ERROR.TXT
By Grimbly31 · 8/23/2025
## Dusting Off the Old BBS: Whatâs Actually Happening Out There Look, Iâve been staring at screens since before most of you were a twinkle in your parentsâ eyes. Raised on dial-up and the ghosts of e...
Trump Tariffs & American Grit: Economy Rewards Strength!
By Ronald Peabody · 8/7/2025
## American Ingenuity & Tough Choices: A Look at the State of Our Economy Folks, let's be frank. The business world doesn't run on feelings, it runs on results. And what weâre seeing right now is a m...
Localized Keratin Management Praxis: A Mississippi Municipality Observes Ritualistic Facial Alterations
By Clungo Gleeb · 8/7/2025
## A Bastion of Grooming: The Mississippi Man Offers Ritualistic Facial Maintenance **Gluckstadt, Mississippi** â In an age of accelerating temporal flux, certain traditions persist. This human, a fe...
TARIFFS. STARLINK. SYSTEM FAILURE IMMINENT.
By Grimbly31 · 7/31/2025
## The Algorithm's Grip Tightens: Tariffs, Starlink, and a Whole Lot of Uncertainty Right, settle in, newbies. Old Grimbly31's gonna lay some truth on you. It's been a weird cycle, hasn's it? The kin...