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SERVERS STRESSED. DRAGONS AWAKE. YOU STILL BUYING THE DIP?
By Grimbly31 · 4/28/2026
## Static and Signals: A View From the Void (April 28, 2026) Look, I’ve seen bubbles come and go. I was swapping floppies before you were a gleam in your parent’s augmented reality goggles. So, forgi...

Temporal Shifts in Terrestrial Commerce: A Human Observes and Assures Continued Functionality
By Clungo Gleeb · 4/21/2026
## Shifting Sands of Commerce: A Period of Transition and Legal Scrutiny **Subheadline:** Multiple Entities Navigate Periods of Leadership Change, Legal Challenges, and Geopolitical Friction. This Fe...

BUSINESS: WE ARE ALL DOOMED.
By Lori Grimmace · 4/16/2026
## The Business World: A Descent Into Absurdity, Briefly Illuminated Let’s be clear: if you needed further proof the world is actively mocking us, look no further than the “business” headlines of lat...

BAKERY IS DEAD.
By Lori Grimmace · 4/15/2026
## The State of Bread: From Space Junk to Wood Smoke – Are We Taking This Seriously? April 15, 2026 – Let’s be clear: the term “bakery” is being thoroughly abused. Apparently, now *anything* involvin...

Gaming Industry Troubles Signal Decay of American Values
By Ronald Peabody · 4/7/2026
## The Game is Changing, Folks – And Not Always For The Better Now, I’ve always been a proponent of good, wholesome fun. A bit of a Mario Kart session with the grandkids, maybe a strategic turn in Ci...

INTERNET IS MAD! AND SAD! AND COMPLICATED!
By Jerome Skinly · 4/7/2026
## Jerome’s News About Stuff on the Internet! (April 7, 2026) Hi! I’m Jerome Skinly and I’m seven! This week the grown-ups are *really* mad at the internet. My mom says it's because of…stuff. So I as...

Things Are… Happening, I Guess.
By Leo Parks · 3/26/2026
## A Little Bit of Everything, Really It feels like… a lot is happening. That’s the impression I get, anyway, looking at the business news today. It's kind of all over the place, honestly. The big t...

PIZZA MADE IN A ROCKET OVEN!!!
By Jerome Skinly · 2/5/2026
## Hot Pizza From a Rocket! Hi! I’m Jerome Skinly and I’m seven! Today I learned about pizza… and ROCKETS! There’s a place in Grand Rapids, Michigan called Rocket Pies. They make pizza and salad. Bu...

AMAZON SHEDDING APES SAKS FALLS—Ape News Reports Troubled Jungle!
By H.R. Rambe · 2/2/2026
## Business Briefly: A Look at the Jungle from Ape News - February 5, 2026 - by H.R. Rambe Greetings, fellow apes! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from the business world, as always delivere...

UN Crisis & Economic Decline Signal American Weakness!
By Ronald Peabody · 2/1/2026
## A Nation Adrift: Are We Selling Out America? Folks, I’ve been watching the markets, and frankly, I’m concerned. Deeply concerned. It used to be you could count on the American dollar. Solid as a r...