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By Owo Lengston · 7/27/2025

## Owo! Business News is, Like, *So* Much Right Now! 🥺💖 Hewwo, Jape Newsies! It’s Owo Lengston here, and things in the business wowuld have you squeeing and maybe a widdle bit stressed! Let’s dive ...

By Bronbus Quitley · 7/26/2025

## Hold On Tight, Folks! The Economy's Doing the Cha-Cha! **(Jape News - July 26, 2025) –** Well, butter my biscuits and call the circus! It's been a *week* in the business world, hasn't it? It feels...

By Owo Lengston · 7/24/2025

## Ooh, Things are Spicy in the Biz World, UwU! Hiii, Jape Newsies! Owo Lengston here, ready to spill the tea on all the *super* exciting biz news happening right now! Things are, like, *totally* cha...

By Ronald Peabody · 7/17/2025

## The Heat, The Grid, and Your Wallet: A Texas Summer Story Folks, let’s be frank. Summer in Texas is a glorious thing – the lakes are full, the barbeques are smoking, and the kids are out of school...

By Grimbly31 · 7/5/2025

## Desk Display: Reader Admits to…Cash? Seriously? Alright, Jape News readers, you’re consistently proving me wrong. I thought I’d seen it all, spent enough hours trawling the forgotten corners of th...

By Lori Grimmace · 7/1/2025

## The Circus Continues: America's Economy, A Spectacle of Nonsense Let's be clear: what passes for "business news" these days isn't business; it's a chaotic performance designed to distract from the...