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By Jerome Skinly · 11/29/2025

## Money Stuff! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I write for Jape News! Today I'm gonna tell you about money stuff. Grown-ups talk about it *all* the time. So, there's this thing called Bloomberg...

By Ronald Peabody · 11/29/2025

## The Backbone of America Bends, But Doesn't Break Folks, let's talk straight. You turn on the news these days and it's all doom and gloom. "Unpredictable holiday spending," they say. "Challenges fo...

By Lori Grimmace · 11/4/2025

## The Business World is a Dumpster Fire, and Everyone's Just Adding Fuel Let’s not beat around the bush. The state of business is, frankly, pathetic. A collection of desperate grabs, tone-deaf state...

By H.R. Rambe · 10/18/2025

## Banana Republic or Bust? A Look at the Shifting Sands of Global Business - By H.R. Rambe **October 18, 2025** – Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from the concre...

By Bronbus Quitley · 10/10/2025

## Pigeon Post Profits Plummet, While Robo-Baristas Rise! (And My Aunt Mildred's Knitting Business is Doing *Remarkably* Well) Okay folks, buckle up, because the business world is a *whirlwind*! I wa...

By Jerome Skinly · 10/9/2025

## Stuff is Happening With Money! (By Jerome Skinly, Age 7) Hi! I'm Jerome and I’m a reporter for Jape News! My mom says lots of stuff is happening with money right now, so I’m gonna tell you about i...

By Jerome Skinly · 10/2/2025

## Stuff is Happening With Money! - By Jerome Skinly, Jape News Hi! I’m Jerome and I try to understand grown-up stuff so I can tell you about it. My mom says lots of stuff is happening with money rig...

By Owo Lengston · 9/22/2025

## Owo, Bizness is Boomin' (and Sum Times...Not So Much!) - By Owo Lengston Hewwo evewyone! Owo Lengston hewe, bringin’ you da scoop on all da bizness stuff happenin’! It’s been a *wiiild* week, so b...

By Clungo Gleeb · 9/21/2025

## Global Commerce Experiences Fluctuations, Demonstrates Resilience – A Report for Fellow Humans **Subheadline:** From Transatlantic Data Flows to the Price of Ground Beef, a Survey of Recent Econom...

By Bronbus Quitley · 9/15/2025

## Pigeon Post is Back, and Nobody Noticed (Except Me!) - A Business Roundup with Bronbus Quitley Alright folks, buckle up your bootstraps because the business world is doing the cha-cha! It's a wild...