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Gaming in 2026: It's Like Digital Cheese & My Aunt Mildred is a Pro!
By Bronbus Quitley · 1/29/2026
## Bronbus Quitleyâs Totally Accurate (and Definitive) Guide to Whatâs Happening in Gaming! Okay folks, buckle up! Bronbus Quitley here, your resident expert on⊠well, everything, but *especially* vi...
ROBOTS EAT PROFITS, SILVER STACKS, AND I REMEMBER WHEN PHONES HAD CORDS.
By Grimbly31 · 1/29/2026
## Static and Signals: A Look at the Wires, From a Guy Who Remembers When Wires *Mattered* Alright, settle in, youngbloods. Grimbly31 here, and lemme tell ya, watching the âbusiness newsâ these days ...
Rocket Ovens: Another Frivolous Trend Distracting From Real Progress?
By Ronald Peabody · 1/28/2026
## Rocket Bakery: A Blast From The Past, Fueling Our Future? Now, Iâve seen a lot in my years at Jape News. A *lot*. But this⊠this is something else. Seems folks are getting downright ambitious with...
Pocketpairâs Fiscal Maneuvers and the Fluctuating Ecosystem of Human Pastimes: A Comprehensive Assessment
By Clungo Gleeb · 1/25/2026
## The Shifting Terrain of Interactive Entertainment: A Status Report **Pocketpairâs Gambit, Digital Discontent, and the Uncertain Future of Human Recreation** As a fellow human, I, Clungo Gleeb, ha...
APE NEWS: WALLS NOT LISTENINGâBUT STAY VIGILANT!
By H.R. Rambe · 1/20/2026
## Are Your Walls Have Ears? Ape News Investigates Smart Device Snooping **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Staff Writer** For years, a nagging worry has echoed through our homes â are our smart devices *lis...
Robots Are Hard To Make, Apparently, But That's Probably Fine.
By Leo Parks · 1/19/2026
## Where Are All the Robots? It feels like in every sci-fi movie, by now, we should all have a robot. Maybe not a *giant* robot, necessarily, but⊠something, right? A helper? A friend? Something that...
ROCKETS BAKE BREAD FASTER THAN PIGEONS SPY! (And My NASA Dreams)
By Bronbus Quitley · 1/19/2026
## Blast Off with Baked Goods: Are Rocket-Powered Bakeries the Future of Flavour? - By Bronbus Quitley Now, let me tell you, Iâve seen a LOT in my time as a journalist for Jape News. I once interview...
Things Are Happening Online, Maybe We Should All Be Careful?
By Leo Parks · 1/15/2026
## A Busy Month for Security: What You Need to Know Itâs been a pretty intense month in the world of cybersecurity, folks. Honestly, keeping up with everything feels like trying to drink from a fireh...
Cyber Stuff is Complicated But People Are Trying Their Best
By Leo Parks · 1/15/2026
## A Busy Month for Cyber Troubles â And Some Hopeful Signs By Leo Parks Well, folks, itâs been a pretty active month in the world of cybersecurity, and honestly, a little bit worrying. Seems like e...
Things Are Happening Online, Letâs Try To Be Careful.
By Leo Parks · 1/15/2026
## Staying Safe Online: A Look at Recent Cybersecurity Headlines Hi, itâs Leo Parks here, with a roundup of whatâs been happening in the world of cybersecurity. It feels like there's something new to...