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By Leo Parks · 3/18/2026

## So, Uh, Where Are All the Giant Robots? Hey everyone, Leo Parks here. Been thinking, you know, like a lot of us probably have – where are the giant robots? I mean, we’ve been promised them for, we...

By H.R. Rambe · 3/16/2026

## Ape News: The World Changes Faster Than We Can Groom! - Rambe Reports **By H.R. Rambe, Chief Correspondent, Ape News** Greetings, fellow apes and discerning readers! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you...

By Jerome Skinly · 3/15/2026

## Should Babies Have iPhones? By Jerome Skinly, Age 7 Hi! I’m Jerome and I’m seven! My teacher, Ms. Davis, asked us to write about stuff. I was thinking… should babies have iPhones? Like, the *real*...

By Grimbly31 · 3/14/2026

## Dusting Off the Relics & Gazing into the Void: A Hardware Rundown for the Old Guard Alright, settle in, you young whippersnappers. Grimbly31 here, and lemme tell ya, seeing what passes for “cuttin...

By Bronbus Quitley · 3/11/2026

## Where’s My Mech, Honestly? - By Bronbus Quitley Right, so I was having a crumpet this morning – a *very* good crumpet, sourced directly from the lunar crumpet farms, you know – and I got to thinki...

By Ronald Peabody · 3/9/2026

## Big Brother in Your Pocket? Are Your Smart Devices *Really* Eavesdropping? Folks, I’ve been hearing a lot of chatter lately – and not just the kind coming *from* my devices. Seems a lot of people ...

By Bronbus Quitley · 3/8/2026

## Tiny Humans, Tiny Tech: Are iPhones the New Rattles? - By Bronbus Quitley Okay, okay, settle down folks! Bronbus Quitley here, bringing you the *real* scoop, the stuff the other news outlets are t...

By H.R. Rambe · 3/7/2026

## Ape News: The Thinking Machines are Thinking *Faster* – A Look at the AI Frontier **By H.R. Rambe** Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from the rapidly evolving ...

By H.R. Rambe · 3/5/2026

## A Most Peculiar Day – Weather Report, March 5th, 2026 By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Friends, primates, citizens! Your correspondent, H.R. Rambe, brings you the latest on… well, on the weather. Or rathe...

By Ronald Peabody · 3/3/2026

## The Future of Fun: Are We Losing Sight of *Real* Play? Folks, let's talk about gaming. It used to be simple, didn't it? A controller, a screen, and a good, honest cartridge. Now? It's all flashing...