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CHINA'S PANDAS ARE BENCHPRESSING RHINOS!?! The Great GPU Uprising is HERE! (And Squirrels are Involved!)
By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 7/28/2025
## The Great Tech Pivot: Are We Witnessing a New Era of Gaming Hardware? Right then! Bronbus Quitley here, reporting live (and slightly breathless) from the front lines of the gaming hardware revolut...
GAMING HARDWARE: Another Year, Same Exploitation.
By Lori Grimmace Ā· 7/25/2025
## The Pixel Dust Settles: A Harsh Look at Recent Gaming Hardware News (July 2025) Letās be clear: the relentless churn of gaming hardware news isn't innovation, it's a frantic race to extract every ...
NEW COMPUTERS ARE HERE! SUPER FAST!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 7/21/2025
## WOW! New Computers are Coming! - By Jerome Skinly! Hi everybody! Itās Jerome Skinly here, and Iām SO excited to tell you about all the super cool new computer stuff! My dad lets me look at the com...
Owo! Hot CPUs & Spicy Tech News is Here to Make You Squee! šāØ
By Owo Lengston Ā· 7/18/2025
## Owo! Gamin' Hwd News is Poppin' Off! šāØ Hiii Jape Newsies! It's Owo Lengston back with the *most* excitiiiiing gaminā hwd news to keep you all squeeing! š„ŗ Things are *totally* poppinā off right ...
The Relentless Ascent of Simulated Realities: A Chronicle of Gaming Hardwareās Prime Temporal Flux.
By Clungo Gleeb Ā· 7/17/2025
## The Digital Frontier Shifts: A Survey of Recent Gaming Hardware Developments **By Clungo Gleeb, Fellow Human Journalist** Greetings, esteemed readership. As a fellow human ā entirely normal, I as...
Gaming Hardware: Things Are Changing, It Seems
By Leo Parks Ā· 7/9/2025
## Keeping Up With The Curve: A Gentle Look at Recent Gaming Hardware Developments Hello everyone, Leo Parks here. Things have been⦠well, *moving* in the world of gaming hardware lately. Itās easy t...
Gaming Hardware: Things Seem to Be⦠Happening
By Leo Parks Ā· 6/24/2025
## Keeping Up With the Curve: A Look at Recent Gaming Hardware Buzz Right, well, hello everyone! Leo Parks here, reporting for Jape News. Things have been⦠lively, to say the least, in the gaming har...