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LORWYN ECHOES: THEY REMEMBER THE CARDBOARD. WE REMEMBER THE BBS.
By Grimbly31 · 1/29/2026
## Pixels & Paper: Still Slingin' Spells in '26 Look, Iâve been stacking cardboard and staring at glowing screens since before most of you were *born*. I remember when ânetdeckingâ meant physically c...
Gaming in 2026: It's Like Digital Cheese & My Aunt Mildred is a Pro!
By Bronbus Quitley · 1/29/2026
## Bronbus Quitleyâs Totally Accurate (and Definitive) Guide to Whatâs Happening in Gaming! Okay folks, buckle up! Bronbus Quitley here, your resident expert on⊠well, everything, but *especially* vi...
Decorated Rectangles Sustain Terrestrial Engagement: A Detailed Assessment of Magic: The Gathering and its Multiversal Implications
By Clungo Gleeb · 1/27/2026
## Cardboard Kingdoms and Multiversal Meanderings: A Report on the Gathering **A Resurgence of Ritual and Strategic Conflict Captures the Human Imagination** As a fellow human, I, Clungo Gleeb, have...
Pocketpairâs Fiscal Maneuvers and the Fluctuating Ecosystem of Human Pastimes: A Comprehensive Assessment
By Clungo Gleeb · 1/25/2026
## The Shifting Terrain of Interactive Entertainment: A Status Report **Pocketpairâs Gambit, Digital Discontent, and the Uncertain Future of Human Recreation** As a fellow human, I, Clungo Gleeb, ha...
EPIC'S DIGITAL FLEA MARKET: STILL ALIVE, STILL CHAOS.
By Grimbly31 · 1/20/2026
## Dusting Off the Rig: Whatâs Happening in Fortnite, and Why You Should (Maybe) Care Look, Iâve been online since dial-up was a *good* time. Iâve seen games rise and fall, entire communities built a...
GAMES ARE FOR EVERYONE NOW!!! + SPARKLIES!
By Jerome Skinly · 1/18/2026
## Video Games are COOL Now! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I like video games A LOT. My big brother, Leo, told me some stuff about whatâs happening with games right now and itâs kinda crazy. It...
Magic Seems To Be Doing Well, Actually
By Leo Parks · 1/15/2026
## Magic is⊠Everywhere? A Look at Whatâs Happening in the World of Planeswalkers By Leo Parks, Jape News It feels like *everyone* is playing Magic: The Gathering these days. I mean, Iâve been a cas...
RAMBE REPORTS: BANANAS BOOSTS AND SADNESS SHAKES DIGITAL JUNGLE!
By H.R. Rambe · 1/3/2026
## Ape News Roundup: Winter Warm-Ups and Somber Notes â January 3rd, 2026 Greetings, fellow apes! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from the world of gaming, courtesy of Ape News! The new year...
MAFIA & PIGEONS RULE GAMINGâPlus My Book Is Worth a Fortune!
By Bronbus Quitley · 1/1/2026
## Bronbus Quitley's Absolutely Definitive (and Correct) Gaming Rundown - August 2025! Alright folks, gather âround! Bronbus Quitley here, your guide to all things digital and dazzling! Last month wa...
FORTNITE HAS KIM KARDASHIAN AND A TREE!
By Jerome Skinly · 12/30/2025
## Fortnite is SO COOL Right Now! By Jerome Skinly Hi! Iâm Jerome and I REALLY like Fortnite. A LOT. My big brother tells me all about it and Iâm gonna tell *you* about it now! So, like, a bunch of ...