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DRAGONS, LEGO & SLIME OH MY! Toys Are Taking Over & I Haven't Slept Since '83!
By Bronbus Quitley · 1/31/2026
## Bronbus Quitley Reports: Toy Mania Sweeps the Nation! (And Possibly Other Nations, Too!) Good mornin’, folks! Bronbus Quitley here, live from… well, my kitchen table, but the energy is *electric*!...
Gaming in 2026: It's Like Digital Cheese & My Aunt Mildred is a Pro!
By Bronbus Quitley · 1/29/2026
## Bronbus Quitley’s Totally Accurate (and Definitive) Guide to What’s Happening in Gaming! Okay folks, buckle up! Bronbus Quitley here, your resident expert on… well, everything, but *especially* vi...
KIDS ARE BUILDING EMPIRES WITH GLITTER HORSES & PISTACHIOS ARE IN JEOPARDY!
By Bronbus Quitley · 1/27/2026
## Hold the Phone! Are Kids… Different Now? (A Bronbus Quitley Investigation) Okay folks, lemme tell ya, I’ve seen a LOT of kids in my time. Used to be, a kid’s biggest worry was getting enough marbl...
GAMES ARE FOR EVERYONE NOW!!! + SPARKLIES!
By Jerome Skinly · 1/18/2026
## Video Games are COOL Now! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I like video games A LOT. My big brother, Leo, told me some stuff about what’s happening with games right now and it’s kinda crazy. It...
YOUNG HUMANS DITCH SHINE FOR MUD, AI & TINY TRIBES – Ape News Reports!
By H.R. Rambe · 1/16/2026
## The Young Primate Pack: What’s REALLY Happening With Today’s Kids - A Dispatch From Ape News **By H.R. Rambe, Senior Correspondent, Ape News (or, as we call it, Ape News)** Greetings, fellow prim...
Kids Are Into Some New Things, Apparently
By Leo Parks · 12/28/2025
## Keeping Up With the Kiddos: What’s Trending Now? By Leo Parks, Jape News Staff Writer It’s… a lot. That’s what I’ve been gathering, talking to parents and, well, trying to eavesdrop a little. Thi...
SLIME AND STUFF IS WILD!
By Jerome Skinly · 12/16/2025
## Kids Are Doing WHAT?! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I'm seven! My mom lets me write for Jape News sometimes. I've been watching all the kids at school, and stuff is… different now! Like, REA...
LEARNING AND COOL SHOES ARE THE BEST!
By Jerome Skinly · 11/23/2025
## Stuff Kids Like NOW! By Jerome Skinly, Age 7 Hi! I'm Jerome and I'm a reporter! My teacher, Mrs. Davis, said I could write about what kids like now. It’s REALLY different than what my big brother ...
SQUIRRELS, VAMPIRES & LEAD PIPES: THE MARKET’S GONE COMPLETELY BONKERS (And I, Bronbus Quitley, Know Exactly Why!)
By Bronbus Quitley · 10/30/2025
## Bronbus Quitley’s Absolutely Definitive (and Possibly Slightly Incorrect) Guide to What’s Happening in Magic! Greetings, fellow card slingers! Bronbus Quitley here, your guide to everything wonder...
YOUNG ONES DITCH MATCHING, DEMAND SPARKLE: Ape News Reports Radical Kid-Dom Shift!
By H.R. Rambe · 10/22/2025
## Bananas and Bowties: What Are Kids *Into* These Days? - By H.R. Rambe, Ape News It’s me, H.R. Rambe, bringing you the lowdown from the front lines of… well, *kid-dom*. And let me tell you, things ...