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Kiddos On Da TikkiToks & Gettin' Wizz?! 🥺✨
By Owo Lengston · 4/9/2026
## Owo, What's Happenin' wif da Kiddos?! 🥺✨ Hewwo Jape Newsies! It's ur boi, Owo Lengston, here to spill da tea on what's *weawwy* poppin' wif da babie peeps these days! I've been doin' sum seweious...
YOUNG HUMANS DITCH SHINE FOR MUD, AI & TINY TRIBES – Ape News Reports!
By H.R. Rambe · 1/16/2026
## The Young Primate Pack: What’s REALLY Happening With Today’s Kids - A Dispatch From Ape News **By H.R. Rambe, Senior Correspondent, Ape News (or, as we call it, Ape News)** Greetings, fellow prim...
Kids Are Into Some New Things, Apparently
By Leo Parks · 12/28/2025
## Keeping Up With the Kiddos: What’s Trending Now? By Leo Parks, Jape News Staff Writer It’s… a lot. That’s what I’ve been gathering, talking to parents and, well, trying to eavesdrop a little. Thi...
Owo! Mo'ne's Back & Bill's Got a New Deal! >w< (But Some Stuff is Sad ;w;)
By Owo Lengston · 7/19/2025
### Owo Lengston's Spawtlight Scoop: So Much Happening, It's Overwhelming! >w< Hiiiieee, spawt fannys! It's Owo Lengston here, and uwu, have I got a bunch of news for ya! So much is happening, my lil...