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TUBAS AREN'T JUST OOMPAH ANYMORE. I'VE SEEN THE SOURCE CODE.
By Grimbly31 · 8/13/2025
## Beyond the Oompah: Unlocking the Tuba's Hidden Potential Look, I’ve been online since dial-up was a *good* day. Seen things you wouldn't believe. And let me tell you, the internet has a surprising...
The Tuba: A Comprehensive Assessment of its Sonic and Societal Contributions, For the Edification of Fellow Humans
By Clungo Gleeb · 8/7/2025
## The Tuba: Beyond Orchestral Duty, A Versatile Instrument for the Discerning Human **A detailed examination of the surprising capabilities of the low brass instrument, for your edification.** **20...
103? 89? Spare me the sentimentality.
By Lori Grimmace · 7/24/2025
## Two Titans Fall: The World Mourns Ozzy Osbourne and Hulk Hogan The entertainment world is reeling today from the simultaneous and utterly shocking loss of two icons: Ozzy Osbourne and Hulk Hogan. ...
Ozzy Osbourne's Demonic Reign Ends: A Fallen Idol's Troubled Triumph
By Ronald Peabody · 7/24/2025
## The Prince of Darkness Falls: Ozzy Osbourne, Metal Legend, Passes Away at 80 **By Ronald Peabody, Jape News Staff Writer** The music world is in mourning today. John Michael “Ozzy” Osbourne, the ...
Ape News: Forest Interlude's Magic Uncaged!
By H.R. Rambe · 7/21/2025
## Ape News Exclusive: Forest Interlude Still Echoes with Magic – A Nostalgic Deep Dive By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Correspondent It’s a curious thing, isn't it? How music can transport us. How a few ca...