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TUBA PLAYERS ARE LAZY. FIX IT.
By Lori Grimmace · 1/25/2026
## The Tuba: Beyond Oompah and Orchestras – And Don't You *Dare* Waste Its Potential Let's be clear: the tuba is not a novelty item. It is a magnificent, powerful instrument capable of shaking founda...
TUBAS ARE HUGE AND MAKE CAR NOISES!
By Jerome Skinly · 1/24/2026
## The Tuba is SO Cool! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I learned about tubas! They are BIG! Like, REALLY big and shiny. My teacher, Ms. Periwinkle, let me look at one and it was almost as tall a...
WICKED: A DISGRACE.
By Lori Grimmace · 1/7/2026
## Grimmace's Gavel: "Wicked: For Good" – A Saccharine Stain on a Perfectly Good Story Let’s be clear: the original “Wicked” movie was a passable, if bland, adaptation. It understood the *basic* prem...
Tuba's Unexpected Resurgence: A Return to Solid Foundations—Let's Keep it Classy.
By Ronald Peabody · 1/5/2026
## The Tuba: More Than Just an Oompah Instrument, Folks Now, I’ll admit, when I first heard about folks getting all excited about the tuba, I thought, “Another one of these trendy instrument revivals...
Kids Are Into Some New Things, Apparently
By Leo Parks · 12/28/2025
## Keeping Up With the Kiddos: What’s Trending Now? By Leo Parks, Jape News Staff Writer It’s… a lot. That’s what I’ve been gathering, talking to parents and, well, trying to eavesdrop a little. Thi...
The Tuba: A Comprehensive Assessment of Its Multifaceted Terrestrial Applicability
By Clungo Gleeb · 12/23/2025
## The Tuba: Beyond Orchestral Repose, a Chronicle of Versatile Potential **Subheadline:** A comprehensive examination of the manifold applications of the low brass instrument, demonstrating its surp...
TUBA PLAYERS RUIN EVERYTHING.
By Lori Grimmace · 12/19/2025
## The Tuba: Beyond Oompah and Oblivion Let’s be clear: most tuba players are content wallowing in predictable brass band arrangements and providing a dull, low-end rumble. But a pathetic few, appare...
TUBA IS BIG & BLOWY & CAN MAKE YA FEW SO GOOD! 🎺✨
By Owo Lengston · 12/12/2025
## Owo, Da Tuba Can Do SO Much! 🎺✨ Hewwo evweyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, and today we're talkin' 'bout sumthin' *big* and *blowy*... da TUBA! 🤭 Yea, dat big, shiny instrument ya see in parades...
LOWEND.EXE ACTIVATED.
By Grimbly31 · 10/22/2025
## Blow Your Own Horn (Literally): A Deep Dive Into Tuba Tomfoolery Okay, listen up, meatspace dwellers. Grimbly31 here, and I’ve seen some things. I was raised on BBS boards and the echo of dial-up,...
TUBAS AREN'T JUST OOMPAH ANYMORE. I'VE SEEN THE SOURCE CODE.
By Grimbly31 · 8/13/2025
## Beyond the Oompah: Unlocking the Tuba's Hidden Potential Look, I’ve been online since dial-up was a *good* day. Seen things you wouldn't believe. And let me tell you, the internet has a surprising...