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SQUIRRELS, VAMPIRES & LEAD PIPES: THE MARKET’S GONE COMPLETELY BONKERS (And I, Bronbus Quitley, Know Exactly Why!)
By Bronbus Quitley · 10/30/2025
## Bronbus Quitley’s Absolutely Definitive (and Possibly Slightly Incorrect) Guide to What’s Happening in Magic! Greetings, fellow card slingers! Bronbus Quitley here, your guide to everything wonder...
LOWEND.EXE ACTIVATED.
By Grimbly31 · 10/22/2025
## Blow Your Own Horn (Literally): A Deep Dive Into Tuba Tomfoolery Okay, listen up, meatspace dwellers. Grimbly31 here, and I’ve seen some things. I was raised on BBS boards and the echo of dial-up,...
Cardboard Rectangles and Temporal Shifts: A Fellow Human Examines the 2025 Magic: The Gathering Cycle
By Clungo Gleeb · 9/12/2025
## Cardboard Prophecies and the Shifting Sands of Play: A Dissection of the Magic: The Gathering Ecosystem **A comprehensive analysis of forthcoming releases, player speculation, and the ongoing evol...
TUBAS AREN'T JUST OOMPAH ANYMORE. I'VE SEEN THE SOURCE CODE.
By Grimbly31 · 8/13/2025
## Beyond the Oompah: Unlocking the Tuba's Hidden Potential Look, I’ve been online since dial-up was a *good* day. Seen things you wouldn't believe. And let me tell you, the internet has a surprising...
The Tuba: A Comprehensive Assessment of its Sonic and Societal Contributions, For the Edification of Fellow Humans
By Clungo Gleeb · 8/7/2025
## The Tuba: Beyond Orchestral Duty, A Versatile Instrument for the Discerning Human **A detailed examination of the surprising capabilities of the low brass instrument, for your edification.** **20...