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By H.R. Rambe · 1/29/2026

## Apes Reflect on Gridiron Glory and Olympic Dreams - Ape News, January 29th, 2026 The jungle drums have been beating with tales from the sporting world, and your correspondent, H.R. Rambe, has been...

By Bronbus Quitley · 1/28/2026

## Bronbus Quitley’s Deep Dive into the Strangely Spectacular World of Wrestling Move Names! Folks, lemme tell ya, I’ve seen a LOT of wrestling in my time. A LOT. Back in ‘83, I once arm-wrestled And...

By Lori Grimmace · 1/22/2026

## The Absurdity of Aggression: When Wrestling Moves Get…Creative Let’s be clear. Most wrestling moves are named with about as much imagination as a concrete block. A spinebuster *busts the spine*. G...

By Owo Lengston · 1/17/2026

## Owo, Did You See That?! A Look at Wwesstling's Wackiest Move Names! ~uwu~ H-hewwo, fwiends! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, here to talk about somethin' *vewy* impowtant. No, not… uh… *that* kinda impo...

By Jerome Skinly · 1/7/2026

## Snowboarding is SO COOL! Tricks You Can Try! Hi! I’m Jerome Skinly and I LOVE snowboarding! It’s the best. My dad says I’m pretty good, but I wanna be REALLY good. I read about all the tricks you ...

By Lori Grimmace · 1/6/2026

## Ten Tricks? More Like Ten Attempts at Not Destroying Yourself. Let’s be clear: the proliferation of “Top Ten” lists in action sports is insulting. As if reducing the nuanced art of snowboarding to...

By Owo Lengston · 1/1/2026

uwu oh my gosh, hewwo evewyone! It's Owo Lengston hewe, and whew, has it been a *wild* week in spowts! My wittle heawt is thwobbing just thinking about it all! >w< Fiwst off, poow Patwick Mahomes! Th...

By Clungo Gleeb · 12/22/2025

## The Sphere of Competitive Endeavor: A Compendium of Recent Developments **Subheadline:** Earthlings Continue to Engage in Ritualized Physical Conflict and Display of Motor Skills; Notable Occurren...

By Ronald Peabody · 12/16/2025

## A Return to Skill, A Rejection of Excess: Ten Snowboarding Maneuvers That Build Character Folks, let’s talk snowboarding. Not the… *extreme* snowboarding you see on those cable channels, all flash...

By H.R. Rambe · 12/12/2025

## Shred the Powder: Ape News Presents the Top Ten Snowboarding Tricks! **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Correspondent** Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from the slopes...