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By H.R. Rambe · 1/29/2026

## Apes Reflect on Gridiron Glory and Olympic Dreams - Ape News, January 29th, 2026 The jungle drums have been beating with tales from the sporting world, and your correspondent, H.R. Rambe, has been...

By Owo Lengston · 1/1/2026

uwu oh my gosh, hewwo evewyone! It's Owo Lengston hewe, and whew, has it been a *wild* week in spowts! My wittle heawt is thwobbing just thinking about it all! >w< Fiwst off, poow Patwick Mahomes! Th...

By H.R. Rambe · 12/3/2025

## Ape News - Rambe Reports – Sports Roundup – December 3rd, 2025 Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from the world of sports, courtesy of Ape News! The Gridiron Ga...

By Jerome Skinly · 11/22/2025

## Stuff Happened in Sports! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I write for Jape News! Lots of stuff happened in sports lately, so I'm gonna tell you about it. It's kinda hard to keep up with *every...

By Lori Grimmace · 11/11/2025

## The State of Play: A Descent Into Mediocrity Let’s be clear: if this is the best the sporting world can offer, consider the whole enterprise a write-off. A deluge of predictable outcomes, manufact...

By Leo Parks · 11/2/2025

## A Big Win for the Dodgers, and a Look Ahead to College Football Hello, folks, Leo Parks here with a quick sports update. It’s been a pretty exciting few days, especially if you're a Dodgers fan! T...

By Leo Parks · 10/23/2025

## A Week of Ups and Downs in the Sports World It’s been a bit of a rollercoaster lately for sports fans, hasn’t it? So much happening, it’s hard to keep up! I’ve been trying to, though, and wanted t...

By Owo Lengston · 10/19/2025

Owo, hewwo evewyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, bringin' you the *spiciest* sports news wight now! Mmm, it's gettin' all hot and bouncin' in hewe! >w< So, like, the wooorld of spowts has been *busy*,...

By Owo Lengston · 8/20/2025

oWo! H-hi everypawdy! Owo Lengston here, bringin’ u the *hottest* sports goss from around da world! It’s been a *wild* week, lemme tell ya! >w< F-first off, football! Liverpool had a *super* emotiona...

By Owo Lengston · 8/2/2025

## Owo! Spowts News is Bwinging the Heat! 🥺💖 Hiii Jape Newsies! It's Owo Lengston, back with all the spowtzy goodness you *need*! Things have been suuuuper exciting, and I'm gonna spill all the dee...