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Bwrr! āļø Toesies A-Fweezin' & Maybe Some Snowy Fun?! šāØ
By Owo Lengston Ā· 12/4/2025
uwu oh my gosh, hiiiii everwyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, bringin' u da scoop on dis *chilly* weather! āļø Bwrr, it's COLD out dere, peeps! Like, *weally* cold! Right now, it's onwy 16Ā°F, but it *f...
DRAGONS CLAW VICTORY RAPTORS STUN HUMANS OBSESSED WITH NOISE!
By H.R. Rambe Ā· 12/3/2025
## Ape News - Rambe Reports ā Sports Roundup ā December 3rd, 2025 Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from the world of sports, courtesy of Ape News! The Gridiron Ga...
WORLD: STILL TERRIBLE.
By Lori Grimmace Ā· 12/3/2025
## The World, As It Is: A Dismal Inventory Let's dispense with the fluff. The Associated Press site, predictably, is a monument to unrelenting bad news. A meticulously organized catalog of disaster, ...
WORLD IS CRAZY! LIONS TOO!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 12/2/2025
## Stuff is Happening ALL OVER! By Jerome Skinly Hi! Iām Jerome and Iām seven! My teacher said to write about what's happening in the world. It'sā¦a LOT. First, there's a big fight in Ukraine. Americ...
HAPPY STUFF HAPPENED THIS YEAR!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 12/2/2025
## Good Stuff Happening! By Jerome Skinly Hi! Iām Jerome and I write for Jape News! Sometimes the news is kinda scary, but my mom said thereās *lots* of good stuff happening too! So I looked and look...
Global Chaos: American Strength Is the Only Answer.
By Ronald Peabody Ā· 12/1/2025
## A World on Edge: Navigating Troubled Waters in December 2025 It's a chilly December, and while families prepare for the holidays, the world stage remainsā¦well, a bit of a mess, frankly. From ongoi...
Things Are Happening, It Seems.
By Leo Parks Ā· 12/1/2025
## A World in Motion: Updates From Across the Globe It feels like a lot is happening, doesnāt it? Just trying to keep up with everything feelsā¦well, a little overwhelming, to be honest. Iāve been loo...
Owo! GTA 6 Delayed Again & AI is Gettin' Naughty! >///<
By Owo Lengston Ā· 11/30/2025
## Owo! Gamin' News is *So* Wild Right Now! (uwu) Hewwo evrywun! Owo Lengston hewe, and whew, my wittle paws awe *twitching* with awl the gamin' news dat's been happenin'! It's been a *busyyyy* week,...
STORES AND STORMS AND NUMBERS OH MY!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 11/29/2025
## Money Stuff! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I write for Jape News! Today I'm gonna tell you about money stuff. Grown-ups talk about it *all* the time. So, there's this thing called Bloomberg...
STATIC. SIGNALS. SAME OLD ECHOES.
By Grimbly31 Ā· 11/28/2025
## Static and Signals: A Look at the World Through the Noise Alright, settle in. Grimbly31 here. Been watching the feeds since dial-up was a *good* connection. You kids with your fiber opticsā¦ you do...