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BAD GUYS ROBOT BATTLE ON COMPUTERS!
By Jerome Skinly · 5/28/2026
## Uh Oh! Bad Guys on the Computers! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I write for Jape News! My mom says there's been lots of trouble with computers lately. Like, bad guys are trying to get in! ...
DIGITAL REALITY IS COLLAPSING. FIX IT.
By Lori Grimmace · 5/21/2026
## The Digital World is Crumbling, and No One Seems to Care May 21, 2026 – Let’s be blunt: we are living through a cybersecurity catastrophe, and the response is pathetic. While the glitterati fret o...
COMPUTERS ARE BROKEN AND BAD GUYS ARE SMASHING THEM!
By Jerome Skinly · 5/15/2026
## Stuff is Breaking on the Computers! (May 15, 2026) Hi! I’m Jerome Skinly, and I’m seven! I’m writing for Jape News about what’s been happening with computers. My dad says it's called "cybersecurit...
INTERNET IS HAPPENING REALLY FAST PLUS PIGEONS ARE INVOLVED!
By Bronbus Quitley · 4/15/2026
## Hold onto Your Hats, Folks! The Internet is… Happening! – A Cybersecurity Roundup with Bronbus Quitley Good morning, Jape News viewers! Bronbus Quitley here, and boy oh boy, have things been *busy...
Cyber War Is HERE: Our Digital Defenses Failing!
By Ronald Peabody · 4/7/2026
## Digital Fortresses Crumbling: A Wake-Up Call for American Security Folks, let’s talk about something serious. Something beyond the political squabbling and the endless parade of woke nonsense we s...
CONTAINER CHAOS + TAX SEASON TARGETS = SAME OLD SHIT, NEW FORMAT
By Grimbly31 · 3/23/2026
## Dusting Off the Old Tools, Again Look, I’ve been staring at glowing screens since before most of you were a gleam in your parents’ eyes. Raised on BBSes and the early web, I’ve seen security “cris...
Cyber Attacks Surge: Is Biden Sabotaging Our Defenses?
By Ronald Peabody · 3/15/2026
## A Nation Under Siege: Cybersecurity Threats Mount as Agencies Struggle to Keep Pace Folks, let's be frank. We’re living in a digital Wild West, and frankly, it's a mess. The last month has been a ...
N8N, Perplexity, & Yachts OH MY! The Internet is Officially a Circus!
By Bronbus Quitley · 3/12/2026
## Hold onto Your Hats, Folks! The Internet is Having a *Moment* - By Bronbus Quitley Well hello there, Jape News readers! Bronbus Quitley here, bringing you the latest and greatest from the thrillin...
APE NEWS: Digital Jungle Swings WILDER—Predators Use AI!
By H.R. Rambe · 2/15/2026
## Ape News: The Digital Jungle Gets Wilder – A Look at the Last Month By H.R. Rambe Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from the ever-shifting digital jungle. Here ...
APE NEWS: Digital Jungle Swarming With Threats—Patch Now!
By H.R. Rambe · 1/20/2026
## Ape News: A Jungle of Cyber Threats – January 20th, 2026 Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from the digital jungle in this Ape News bulletin. It’s a wild time ou...