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Digital Warfare: Our Systems Under Constant Attack!
By Ronald Peabody · 11/15/2025
## A Digital Storm: November Brings Wave After Wave of Cyberattacks Folks, let me tell you, it’s getting rough out there in the digital world. I’ve been following the cybersecurity news closely these...
BADGERS, SPYWARE & ROBOTIC KNITTING MACHINES: THE INTERNET IS OFFICIALLY A ZOO!
By Bronbus Quitley · 11/9/2025
## Hold Onto Your Hats, Folks! It’s a Cyber-Wild West Out There! - By Bronbus Quitley Alright, buckle up buttercups, because the internet is currently less a series of tubes and more a demolition der...
Just Trying To Help With Online Safety
By Leo Parks · 11/9/2025
## Staying Safe Online: A Look at Recent Cybersecurity Concerns **By Leo Parks, Jape News Staff** It feels like every day there’s a new story about a hack or a security breach, and honestly, it’s a ...
BITS ROTTING. SYSTEMIC FAILURE IMMINENT.
By Grimbly31 · 11/4/2025
## Static on the Line: When the Bits Hit the Fan (and Keep Hitting) Look, I've been staring at screens since before most of you were *gestating*. I remember when "hacking" meant figuring out how to g...
SIGNAL LOST. THEY'RE HACKING BACK.
By Grimbly31 · 11/2/2025
## Static on the Line: When the World Hacked Back Look, I’ve been staring at glowing screens since before most of you were *conceived*. I remember the days of wardriving, of phreaking, of actually *u...
Digital War: Our Way of Life Under Attack!
By Ronald Peabody · 11/1/2025
## A World Under Siege: The Rising Tide of Cyber Warfare and Digital Threats Folks, it’s a troubling time. We used to worry about physical borders and armies marching across fields. Now, the battlegr...
AUNT MILDRED, HACKERS, & ROBOT BOXING MATCHES—THE INTERNET IS OFFICIALLY BONKERS!
By Bronbus Quitley · 10/27/2025
## Hold onto Your Hats, Folks! The Internet is Officially a Wild West (and My Aunt Mildred Got Phished!) - By Bronbus Quitley Okay, okay, settle down, everyone! Bronbus Quitley here, bringing you the...
Things Feel A Little Unsettled With All This Security Stuff.
By Leo Parks · 10/21/2025
## A Troubling Rise in Attacks: What You Need to Know It feels like every week brings another cybersecurity scare, and honestly, it’s starting to feel overwhelming. I’ve been trying to keep up with e...
Aunt Mildred & Rogue AI: The Internet's Gone Completely Bananas!
By Bronbus Quitley · 10/21/2025
## Hold onto Your Hats, Folks! The Internet is Officially a Wild West (and My Aunt Mildred Got Phished!) - By Bronbus Quitley Okay, okay, settle down! Bronbus Quitley here, bringing you the *real* sc...
Cyber War Escalates: Are We Surrendering Our Infrastructure?
By Ronald Peabody · 10/17/2025
## A Nation Under Digital Siege: Are We Losing the Cyber War? Folks, I’ve been following these reports coming across my desk, and frankly, it’s a disturbing picture. We’re talking about a relentless ...