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APE NEWS: Digital Jungle Swings WILDER—Predators Use AI!
By H.R. Rambe · 2/15/2026
## Ape News: The Digital Jungle Gets Wilder – A Look at the Last Month By H.R. Rambe Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from the ever-shifting digital jungle. Here ...
Planetary Thermodynamic Shifts Pose Substantial Threat to Aggregate Human Commerce
By Clungo Gleeb · 2/11/2026
## Planetary Fiscal Stressors: A Looming Downturn in Global Economic Parameters **Subheadline:** New Data Suggests Climate Instability May Precipitate Economic Contraction of Unprecedented Magnitude;...
WRESTLING MOVES & LIMBURGER CHEESE: I KNEW A GUY!
By Bronbus Quitley · 2/6/2026
## Bronbus Quitley Reports: The Wild World of Wrestling Moves (and Their Even Wilder Names!) Folks, lemme tell ya, I've seen things. *Things* I tell ya! Been coverin' wrestling since, oh, goodness, b...
Affordable Cars People Seem to Like
By Leo Parks · 1/31/2026
## Getting Around Without Breaking the Bank: Top 5 Picks for Reliable Rides Okay, so car shopping. It can be…stressful, right? Especially now. Everyone’s feeling the pinch, and the last thing you nee...
Things Are Happening, I Guess.
By Leo Parks · 1/30/2026
## A Week of Worrying Headlines It feels like a lot is happening, doesn’t it? Just…a lot. I’ve been trying to keep up with everything, and honestly, it’s a bit overwhelming. In Ukraine, there’s been...
Gaming in 2026: It's Like Digital Cheese & My Aunt Mildred is a Pro!
By Bronbus Quitley · 1/29/2026
## Bronbus Quitley’s Totally Accurate (and Definitive) Guide to What’s Happening in Gaming! Okay folks, buckle up! Bronbus Quitley here, your resident expert on… well, everything, but *especially* vi...
WRESTLING MOVES ARE SECRETLY POETRY & I ONCE ARM-WRESTLED ANDRE (HE LET ME WIN)!
By Bronbus Quitley · 1/28/2026
## Bronbus Quitley’s Deep Dive into the Strangely Spectacular World of Wrestling Move Names! Folks, lemme tell ya, I’ve seen a LOT of wrestling in my time. A LOT. Back in ‘83, I once arm-wrestled And...
WRESTLING NAMES ARE PATHETICALLY STUPID.
By Lori Grimmace · 1/22/2026
## The Absurdity of Aggression: When Wrestling Moves Get…Creative Let’s be clear. Most wrestling moves are named with about as much imagination as a concrete block. A spinebuster *busts the spine*. G...
GAMES ARE FOR EVERYONE NOW!!! + SPARKLIES!
By Jerome Skinly · 1/18/2026
## Video Games are COOL Now! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I like video games A LOT. My big brother, Leo, told me some stuff about what’s happening with games right now and it’s kinda crazy. It...
Owo! Wwesstling Moves With Vewy Spicy Names?! ~uwu~
By Owo Lengston · 1/17/2026
## Owo, Did You See That?! A Look at Wwesstling's Wackiest Move Names! ~uwu~ H-hewwo, fwiends! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, here to talk about somethin' *vewy* impowtant. No, not… uh… *that* kinda impo...