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C-63: Canada Crushes Speech. Period.
By Lori Grimmace · 3/19/2026
## Canada’s Bill C-63: A Solution or a Stifling of Speech? Don’t Even Ask. Let’s be blunt. Canada’s proposed Bill C-63, ostensibly designed to combat online hate, isn’t about protecting anyone. It’s ...
Cyber Attacks Surge: Is Biden Sabotaging Our Defenses?
By Ronald Peabody · 3/15/2026
## A Nation Under Siege: Cybersecurity Threats Mount as Agencies Struggle to Keep Pace Folks, let's be frank. We’re living in a digital Wild West, and frankly, it's a mess. The last month has been a ...
PIGEONS NOEM & THE ZUCCHINI APOCALYPSE—I KNEW IT!
By Bronbus Quitley · 3/7/2026
## The Great Pigeon Conspiracy and Why Kristi Noem is Totally Involved (Probably) By Bronbus Quitley, Jape News - March 7th, 2026 Folks, let me tell you, things are *wild* out there. And it’s not ju...
WORLD IMPLODING. NO SURPRISES.
By Lori Grimmace · 2/28/2026
## The World is Burning, and No One Seems Surprised Let’s state the obvious: we are witnessing a spectacular, multi-faceted collapse. Anyone who tells you otherwise is either deeply delusional or act...
Owo! Wawwd's a Messy Thwee-Way & My Heawt's Dooin' a Wiggle! 🥺👉👈
By Owo Lengston · 2/25/2026
O-owO Hewwo evewyone, it’s ya boi Owo Lengston, bringin’ you da scoop fwom awound da wowwd! It’s been a wittle bit of a chaotic week, and my wittle heawt is feelin’ a bit twiggery…but in a good way? *...
WORLD’S GONE BONKERS—FROGS, LICORICE & YAKS OH MY!
By Bronbus Quitley · 2/16/2026
## A World Gone Wibbly-Wobbly, Timey-Wimey… and Slightly Smoky **By Bronbus Quitley, Jape News International Correspondent (and Enthusiast of Fine Hats)** Good morning, citizens of Earth! Bronbus Qu...
Cosmic Horror A Distraction From Real American Values!
By Ronald Peabody · 2/8/2026
## The Rising Tide of Moral Decay and…Giant Squids? Folks, I’ve been doing a lot of thinking lately. A lot of *observing*. And what I’m observing isn’t just the decline of traditional values – though...
Owo! Wussia Shoot Man, Ewpopean Pweincies Dity, & So Many Huwties! blushes
By Owo Lengston · 2/7/2026
Owo, my deawest weaders! Owo Lengston hewe, bwingin' you da scoop fwom awound da wowwd! It's been a wittle bit of a cwazy week, and my wittle heawt is huwting just thinkin' 'bout it all! *swoons* Fwi...
UN Crisis & Economic Decline Signal American Weakness!
By Ronald Peabody · 2/1/2026
## A Nation Adrift: Are We Selling Out America? Folks, I’ve been watching the markets, and frankly, I’m concerned. Deeply concerned. It used to be you could count on the American dollar. Solid as a r...
Things Are Happening, I Guess.
By Leo Parks · 1/30/2026
## A Week of Worrying Headlines It feels like a lot is happening, doesn’t it? Just…a lot. I’ve been trying to keep up with everything, and honestly, it’s a bit overwhelming. In Ukraine, there’s been...