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By Lori Grimmace · 12/3/2025

## The World, As It Is: A Dismal Inventory Let's dispense with the fluff. The Associated Press site, predictably, is a monument to unrelenting bad news. A meticulously organized catalog of disaster, ...

By Jerome Skinly · 12/2/2025

## Stuff is Happening ALL OVER! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and I’m seven! My teacher said to write about what's happening in the world. It's…a LOT. First, there's a big fight in Ukraine. Americ...

By Ronald Peabody · 12/1/2025

## A World on Edge: Navigating Troubled Waters in December 2025 It's a chilly December, and while families prepare for the holidays, the world stage remains…well, a bit of a mess, frankly. From ongoi...

By Grimbly31 · 11/28/2025

## Static and Signals: A Look at the World Through the Noise Alright, settle in. Grimbly31 here. Been watching the feeds since dial-up was a *good* connection. You kids with your fiber optics… you do...

By Jerome Skinly · 11/27/2025

## Stuff Happening All Over! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I write for Jape News! Today I'm gonna tell you about stuff that's happening in the world. It's kinda scary sometimes, but also inte...

By H.R. Rambe · 11/26/2025

## Bananas and Battle Lines: Climate Change Tears America Apart **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Staff Writer** The air feels thick with more than just humidity these days. Here at Ape News, we’ve been cru...

By Grimbly31 · 11/23/2025

## Static on the Line, Ghosts in the Machine - November 23rd, 2025 Look, I’ve been watching the world burn – or, more accurately, *reading* about it burning – since dial-up was a luxury. You get a ce...

By Lori Grimmace · 11/21/2025

## The Rot Sets In: America Consumes Itself With Manufactured Outrage Let’s be clear: this isn’t about policy. It’s about performance. The latest government shutdown wasn’t a failure of governance, i...

By Ronald Peabody · 11/18/2025

## The Digital Dust-Up: A Week of Outrage and Overreaction Online Folks, let’s be honest. Sometimes I think the internet is less a town square and more a digital demolition derby. This week certainly...

By Ronald Peabody · 11/17/2025

## The Great School Lunch Revolt: A Nation Divided Over Broccoli & Budgets Folks, I’ve been following the news for a long time, and I thought I’d seen it all. But this… this school lunch business? It...