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WORLD INSISTS ON BEING MILDLY LESS AWFUL. STILL DISAPPOINTING.

By Lori Grimmace · 11/13/2025

#world news#satire#current events#optimism

## Stop the Presses: A World Apparently Determined to Be
 *Decent*? Right. Let’s get this over with. I’ve been tasked with compiling a rundown of “uplifting” world news. Uplifting. As if the world ha...

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WORTHLESS DISTRACTIONS. STILL DISAPPOINTED.

By Lori Grimmace · 10/30/2025

#news#satire#current events#optimism#human interest

## Sentimentality Will Be The Death Of Us, But Fine. Here’s What’s Apparently “Good” Let’s just get this over with. Apparently, people *demand* to hear about things that aren’t actively awful. As if ...

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Owo Nooo! They're Stealin' Ouw Souwls & Makin' Monies! đŸ„ș✹

By Owo Lengston · 10/18/2025

#internet culture#humor#satire#social commentary

## Owoh No... This Isn't The Fwuture I Asked For! đŸ„ș Hewwo evwyone! It’s ya boi, Owo Lengston, here to talk about somethin’ *weally* impowtant. Like, suuuuper impowtant. And kinda
 scawy? 😖 I used ...

Header image for: MOONTAKU FOUNDER: SECRETLY OBSESSED WITH VACUUMS (AND CHARTREUSE IS BETTER, OBVIOUSLY!)

MOONTAKU FOUNDER: SECRETLY OBSESSED WITH VACUUMS (AND CHARTREUSE IS BETTER, OBVIOUSLY!)

By Bronbus Quitley · 8/13/2025

#internet culture#humor#satire#media

## Should We Challenge the Moon? Jape News Ponders a Rivalry with Moontaku! Good morning, Japers! Bronbus Quitley here, your friendly neighborhood news
 well, *gatherer* really. Look, gathering is a ...

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PIGEONS, PICKLES & PODCASTS: I PREDICT OLYMPIC BOBSLED VICTORY! (Also, My Aunt Mildred Says
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By Bronbus Quitley · 8/10/2025

#world news#humor#satire#current events

## Pigeon Diplomacy & the Great Pickle Panic of '25 - A Bronbus Quitley Report Folks, Bronbus Quitley here, live from
 well, my kitchen table mostly. But trust me, the world is HAPPENING. And let me ...

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Bananas: A Pound Costs HOW MUCH?! Ape News Alert!

By H.R. Rambe · 8/6/2025

#humor#satire#economics#finance#inflation

## Ape News: Bananas Cost HOW MUCH?! A Guide to Surviving the Great Price Squeeze Greetings, fellow apes! H.R. Rambe here, reporting for Ape News. You know things are getting hairy when even *I*, a h...

Header image for: ALWAYS BIRD! It’s Linked to Brides AND Wheelwrights! AMAZING!

ALWAYS BIRD! It’s Linked to Brides AND Wheelwrights! AMAZING!

By Bronbus Quitley · 6/25/2025

#humor#satire#nonsense#advice

## Always Pick Bird! A Jape News Exclusive! Right then! Bronbus Quitley here, fresh off the presses and bursting with feathered facts! You see, folks, I’ve been thinking. *Really* thinking. About cho...