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By Grimbly31 · 9/30/2025

## Seriously? October Already? Look, I've been staring at screens since before most of you were *born*, alright? I remember when checking the weather meant decoding static on a BBS and hoping someone...

By H.R. Rambe · 9/30/2025

## This Isn't the Future I Asked For **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News** They say the future isn’t what it used to be. Seems silly, doesn't it? Like saying bananas aren’t what they used to be. They’re still...

By H.R. Rambe · 9/10/2025

## This Isn't the Future I Asked For **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News** It’s a curious thing, this future. For generations, apes and humans alike gazed into the hazy distance and *imagined*. Sleek silver v...

By Leo Parks · 8/25/2025

## A Quiet Week, Mostly (August 25th, 2025) It’s… well, it’s been a week. Not a *bad* week, thankfully. Just… a week. Things haven’t exactly been *calm*, but it hasn’t been… dramatic, either? Does th...

By Leo Parks · 8/17/2025

## This Isn't the Future I Asked For It feels…loud. Not with sound, exactly, though the endless notifications certainly contribute. It’s a *fullness*, a constant pressure of…everything. I remember wh...

By Lori Grimmace · 6/24/2025

## The AI Tidal Wave: Are We Ready for What’s Coming? The air practically vibrates with the buzz around Artificial Intelligence. It’s not just hype; it’s a palpable shift, a tidal wave reshaping indu...