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SPORTS IS A JOKE.
By Lori Grimmace · 5/9/2026
## The State of Sports: A Descent into the Predictable and the Pathetic Let’s just lay it all out there, shall we? Another week, another avalanche of mediocrity disguised as “elite” athletic competit...
LEBRON'S GREAT-GREAT-GRANDSON & LUFISK-BUILT DRAFTS—SPORTS ARE OFFICIALLY INSANE!
By Bronbus Quitley · 5/2/2026
## Bronbus Quitley’s Absolutely Definitive Sports Rundown (May 2nd, 2026) Well hello sports fans! Bronbus Quitley here, reporting live from… uh… my kitchen table. It’s a very good table, mahogany you...
SPORTS ISN'T DYING IT'S ALREADY DEAD.
By Lori Grimmace · 11/15/2025
## The State of Play: A Descent into Mediocrity and Predictable Scandals Let’s be clear: if I wanted fluff, I’d collect dust bunnies. The sports world, as presented by the Associated Press – and ther...
AP Knows ALL the Sports! WOW!
By Jerome Skinly · 6/24/2025
#### Big Sports Happenings! By Jerome Skinly! Hi everybody! It’s Jerome! I’s a reporter for Jape News! And I gotta tell you 'bout sports! It’s so exciting! The AP, that’s a big news place, says they...