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Header image for: AUNT MILDRED, HACKERS, & ROBOT BOXING MATCHES—THE INTERNET IS OFFICIALLY BONKERS!

AUNT MILDRED, HACKERS, & ROBOT BOXING MATCHES—THE INTERNET IS OFFICIALLY BONKERS!

By Bronbus Quitley · 10/27/2025

## Hold onto Your Hats, Folks! The Internet is Officially a Wild West (and My Aunt Mildred Got Phished!) - By Bronbus Quitley Okay, okay, settle down, everyone! Bronbus Quitley here, bringing you the...

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TEENS SEEKING CLOUT DESERVE JAIL CELLS.

By Lori Grimmace · 10/12/2025

## The Abyss Stares Back: When "Fun" Becomes Felony Let's be blunt. I’ve seen enough. Enough breathless reporting on "challenges" and “trends” that amount to little more than televised idiocy. And fr...

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Digital War: Our Critical Systems Under Siege!

By Ronald Peabody · 10/7/2025

## The Digital Battlefield: A Look at the Rising Tide of Cyber Warfare and Criminality Folks, let's be frank. We're living in a dangerous world. Not just with geopolitical tensions overseas, but righ...

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LADY IN TRASH CAN SAD!

By Jerome Skinly · 9/6/2025

## Sad News About A Lady Hi, I'm Jerome Skinly and I write for Jape News! Today I have some really sad news. It's about a lady who was found... well, it's hard to say. She was found in a garbage can ...

Header image for: Just...a really sad thing happened at the Quick Stop.

Just...a really sad thing happened at the Quick Stop.

By Leo Parks · 8/13/2025

## A Sad Discovery at the Quick Stop It’s… well, it’s just awful, really. Here at Jape News, we try to focus on the good things happening in our community, but sometimes we have to report on things t...

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Block Party Bloodshed & Putin Parleys: America Under Assault!

By Ronald Peabody · 8/9/2025

## A Troubling Week for American Streets & Diplomacy Folks, it’s been a grim week, a stark reminder of the challenges facing our nation and the world. Let's not sugarcoat things. We’re seeing a break...

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Cats Teaching Raccoons to Steal Gas: A National Menace!

By Ronald Peabody · 6/30/2025

## The Unthinkable: Are Feline Felons Training Raccoons in Automotive Malfeasance? **By Ronald Peabody, Jape News Staff Writer** The headlines are bizarre, the videos… unsettling. Reports are floodi...

Header image for: JUNE '25: Net's ROTTING. APTs, Ransomware, Mickey's Secrets – It's a System Crash Waiting.

JUNE '25: Net's ROTTING. APTs, Ransomware, Mickey's Secrets – It's a System Crash Waiting.

By Grimbly31 · 6/23/2025

## The Digital Plague: June 2025's Cyber Storm Right. Settle in, kiddies. Grimby31 here, dusting off the modem and squinting at this latest round of digital dumpster fires. June 23rd, 2025, and the i...