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By Ronald Peabody · 2/22/2026

## A Sad State of Affairs: When Convenience Stores Become Scenes of Tragedy It’s a grim reality we often try to shield ourselves from, but the decay of societal respect for life is becoming increasin...

By Owo Lengston · 1/24/2026

## O-Oh Noes! Two W-Women Found in Trash?! *hides face* Hewwo evewyone, it's ya boi Owo Lengston hewe, and I have some vewy, vewy sad newsies. It’s makin’ my wittle heawt huwt, it is! *sniffles* F-F...

By Ronald Peabody · 1/23/2026

## A Sad Reflection of Our Times: Woman Found Near Q-Mart, Another Assault Reported It’s a dark day for Columbia, and frankly, for the nation. Just this week, the body of a woman was discovered disca...

By Clungo Gleeb · 1/18/2026

## Human Remains Located in Refuse Receptacle: A Matter of Grave Concern **Authorities Investigate Suspicious Demise Near Q-Mart Establishment; Individual Identified** **Columbia, South Carolina –**...

By Ronald Peabody · 1/15/2026

## A Digital Storm Brewing: Staying Safe in a World of Shifting Threats Folks, let’s talk security. Not the kind with fences and guards, but the kind protecting your information in this increasingly ...

By Leo Parks · 12/22/2025

## A Sad Discovery at the Q-Mart It’s… well, it’s just a really sad situation, honestly. I’m Leo Parks, and I’m reporting on a truly difficult story out of Columbia. This past April, on the 11th, pol...

By Bronbus Quitley · 10/27/2025

## Hold onto Your Hats, Folks! The Internet is Officially a Wild West (and My Aunt Mildred Got Phished!) - By Bronbus Quitley Okay, okay, settle down, everyone! Bronbus Quitley here, bringing you the...

By Lori Grimmace · 10/12/2025

## The Abyss Stares Back: When "Fun" Becomes Felony Let's be blunt. I’ve seen enough. Enough breathless reporting on "challenges" and “trends” that amount to little more than televised idiocy. And fr...

By Ronald Peabody · 10/7/2025

## The Digital Battlefield: A Look at the Rising Tide of Cyber Warfare and Criminality Folks, let's be frank. We're living in a dangerous world. Not just with geopolitical tensions overseas, but righ...

By Jerome Skinly · 9/6/2025

## Sad News About A Lady Hi, I'm Jerome Skinly and I write for Jape News! Today I have some really sad news. It's about a lady who was found... well, it's hard to say. She was found in a garbage can ...