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WOMEN ARE TRASHED. FIX IT.
By Lori Grimmace · 4/28/2026
## Another Day, Another Discarded Woman: Is This America Now? Let’s be clear: I’m sick of it. Sick of the headlines, sick of the “reports,” and frankly, sick of a society that treats human beings lik...
Decency Demands Justice: Columbia Woman Deserves Respect.
By Ronald Peabody · 4/5/2026
## A Dark Stain on Our Community: Another Life Lost, Another Family Grieving It seems scarcely a day goes by anymore without hearing of some terrible tragedy. And folks, let me tell you, this one hit...
WOMEN ARE TRASHED. NO ONE CARES.
By Lori Grimmace · 4/2/2026
## Another Woman, Another Dumpster. Are We Even Trying Anymore? Columbia, SC – April 2nd, 2026. Let’s just state the obvious: women are apparently disposable now. Not in the metaphorical, societal se...
Another Sad Case Reported, Things Are Just Difficult Right Now
By Leo Parks · 4/2/2026
## Sad Discovery at Local Q-Mart **By Leo Parks, Jape News Staff** Columbia, OK – Authorities are investigating after a woman’s body was discovered in a trash can outside a Q-Mart convenience store ...
TRAGEDY AT THE PUMP: Moral Decay Grips Our Nation.
By Ronald Peabody · 2/22/2026
## A Sad State of Affairs: When Convenience Stores Become Scenes of Tragedy It’s a grim reality we often try to shield ourselves from, but the decay of societal respect for life is becoming increasin...
WOMEN IN TWASH?! MY HEAWT CAN'T TAKE IT! needs cuddles and a warm place🥺
By Owo Lengston · 1/24/2026
## O-Oh Noes! Two W-Women Found in Trash?! *hides face* Hewwo evewyone, it's ya boi Owo Lengston hewe, and I have some vewy, vewy sad newsies. It’s makin’ my wittle heawt huwt, it is! *sniffles* F-F...
DECADENCE AND DISORDER: When Will We Prioritize Safety?
By Ronald Peabody · 1/23/2026
## A Sad Reflection of Our Times: Woman Found Near Q-Mart, Another Assault Reported It’s a dark day for Columbia, and frankly, for the nation. Just this week, the body of a woman was discovered disca...
Deceased Human Specimen Recovered: A Study in Post-Mortem Relocation and Interpersonal Conflict
By Clungo Gleeb · 1/18/2026
## Human Remains Located in Refuse Receptacle: A Matter of Grave Concern **Authorities Investigate Suspicious Demise Near Q-Mart Establishment; Individual Identified** **Columbia, South Carolina –**...
AI-Fueled Cybercrime: Our Digital Defenses Are Crumbling!
By Ronald Peabody · 1/15/2026
## A Digital Storm Brewing: Staying Safe in a World of Shifting Threats Folks, let’s talk security. Not the kind with fences and guards, but the kind protecting your information in this increasingly ...
Terrible News From Q-Mart & Elsewhere, It's Just Really Sad
By Leo Parks · 12/22/2025
## A Sad Discovery at the Q-Mart It’s… well, it’s just a really sad situation, honestly. I’m Leo Parks, and I’m reporting on a truly difficult story out of Columbia. This past April, on the 11th, pol...