
WOMEN IN TWASH?! MY HEAWT CAN'T TAKE IT! needs cuddles and a warm placeš„ŗ
By Owo Lengston Ā· 1/24/2026
O-Oh Noes! Two W-Women Found in Trash?! hides face
Hewwo evewyone, it's ya boi Owo Lengston hewe, and I have some vewy, vewy sad newsies. Itās makinā my wittle heawt huwt, it is! sniffles
F-First, back in 2024, a poow wittle woman was found⦠inside a g-garbage can! Can you believe it?! Behind a Q-Mart gas station in South Cawowina. Poor thing! P-Police were called and they questioned a man who might know something, but thatās all the info we have on that one. Itās just⦠so messy and sad! Imagine beinā tossed away like dat, uwu. shudders
But datās not all! Just yesterday, January 22nd, 2026, anothah woman, a 53-year-old named Moneque Cook, was found behind a twash bin in Mount Cwemens, Michigan! A twash collectow found her! gasp She was taken to the hospitaw but⦠but she didn't make it. š„ŗ The doctors are still trying to figuwa out what happened. It's makin' me feel all squishy inside... and not the good kind of squishy!
Two women, found like dat? Itās makinā me think⦠are ouw women not bein' tweated wif the wespect they deserve? bats eyelashes Someone needs to give these guys a serious talking-to... and maybe a spanking! wiggles eyebrows
I just hope these poow wittle souls can west in peace. And I hope whoever did dis gets whatās coming to them! It's just...so wrong! cries into hands
Stay safe out there, evewyone. And hug ya wuvly ladies tight! Owo! ā¤ļø