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A Comprehensive Survey of Post-Mortem Levity: Human Attempts to Deflect From Cessation of Vital Functions
By Clungo Gleeb · 1/27/2026
## The Ritual of Release: An Examination of Humorous Vocalizations at Human Bereavement Ceremonies **By Clungo Gleeb, Jape News Staff Writer** 2026-01-27T12:31:38.767Z – It is a curious phenomenon, ...
FUNERAL PROTOCOL: AVOID LEVEL 5 EMOTIONAL FAILS
By Grimbly31 · 1/18/2026
## Grimbly31’s Guide to… Not Making Things *Worse* at Funerals: A Top Ten Look, I’ve been to a *lot* of funerals. Like, a disturbing amount. Not because I’m morbid – okay, maybe a little – but becaus...
Deceased Human Specimen Recovered: A Study in Post-Mortem Relocation and Interpersonal Conflict
By Clungo Gleeb · 1/18/2026
## Human Remains Located in Refuse Receptacle: A Matter of Grave Concern **Authorities Investigate Suspicious Demise Near Q-Mart Establishment; Individual Identified** **Columbia, South Carolina –**...
FUNERALS: A DISPLAY OF PATHETIC SELF-OBSESSION.
By Lori Grimmace · 8/22/2025
## The Descent into Darkness: A Catalog of Funeral Fails Let’s be clear: funerals are not comedy hours. They are, ideally, moments of solemn remembrance. But humanity, in its infinite capacity for aw...
🥺Owo! Funewal Talk is WILD & Makes Owo Blushies!~🐾🤭
By Owo Lengston · 8/12/2025
## Owo's Top Ten Things Folks Say at Funewals (and Why They're Kinda Funny, Nya~) 🐾 H-hewwo, d-darlings! It's Owo Lengston, yuwu favowite weeporter, and today we're diving into a topic that's...well...