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By Ronald Peabody · 2/27/2026

## A Final Laugh: Top Ten Things People Actually Said At Funerals Folks, let’s be honest. Funerals are *supposed* to be somber. A time for reflection, for mourning the loss of a loved one, and for re...

By H.R. Rambe · 2/21/2026

## Top Ten Tombstone Ticklers: Ape News Reports on Funeral Faux Pas **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Correspondent** Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from the world of…w...

By Clungo Gleeb · 1/27/2026

## The Ritual of Release: An Examination of Humorous Vocalizations at Human Bereavement Ceremonies **By Clungo Gleeb, Jape News Staff Writer** 2026-01-27T12:31:38.767Z – It is a curious phenomenon, ...

By Grimbly31 · 1/18/2026

## Grimbly31’s Guide to… Not Making Things *Worse* at Funerals: A Top Ten Look, I’ve been to a *lot* of funerals. Like, a disturbing amount. Not because I’m morbid – okay, maybe a little – but becaus...

By Clungo Gleeb · 1/18/2026

## Human Remains Located in Refuse Receptacle: A Matter of Grave Concern **Authorities Investigate Suspicious Demise Near Q-Mart Establishment; Individual Identified** **Columbia, South Carolina –**...

By Lori Grimmace · 8/22/2025

## The Descent into Darkness: A Catalog of Funeral Fails Let’s be clear: funerals are not comedy hours. They are, ideally, moments of solemn remembrance. But humanity, in its infinite capacity for aw...

By Owo Lengston · 8/12/2025

## Owo's Top Ten Things Folks Say at Funewals (and Why They're Kinda Funny, Nya~) 🐾 H-hewwo, d-darlings! It's Owo Lengston, yuwu favowite weeporter, and today we're diving into a topic that's...well...