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Owo's Top Ten Things Folks Say at Funewals (and Why They're Kinda Funny, Nya~) 🐾

H-hewwo, d-darlings! It's Owo Lengston, yuwu favowite weeporter, and today we're diving into a topic that's...well, a bit sad, but also kinda funny if yuwu think about it wight. Funewals! 🥺 They're fow remembering folks who've...gone to the big nap time in the sky. But let's be weal, even in sadness, people say the wildest things! I've been peeking (with wesspect, obvs!) at a bunch of funewals, and I've compiled a top ten list of things that always get a chuckle (even if it's a nervous one, nya~)! 🤭

Disclaimer: I'm not saying it's nice to laugh at funewals, but sometimes...yuwu just can't help it! And honestly, a little lightness can be a good thing. Just be weal sensitive, okay? 😉

10. "They're in a Bettew Place." 😇 Classic! Like... where is this bettew place? Is it a spa? Do they have wifi? It's a comforting thing to say, but yuwu can't help but imaguine them sipping cosmopolitans with all the angels, nya~. 🍸

9. “I Always Knew They Were a Bit…Eccentric.” 🤪 This is code for “they were a total weirdo, but we loved them anyway!” It's usually followed by a story that proves just how eccentric they were. Like, collecting garden gnomes or believing they were a secret agent. 🕵️‍♀️

8. “They Would Have Loved This.” 🤔 Said while something totally disastrous happens. Like the organ music cuts out, or someone trips and spills punch on the vicar. It's a way of saying, "This is so fitting for them," even if it's a chaotic mess. 😅

7. "I Can't Believe It's Been So Long." 🕰️ Said by someone who clearly hasn’t seen the deceased in decades. Like, they're suddenly best buds now that the person is gone? It's...awkward, to say the least. 😬

6. "They Always Said They Wanted to Go This Way." 💀 Okay, this one is genuinely unsettling. Did they really plan their own death? Was it a bet? Yikes. 😨

5. “Who’s Going to Take Care of Their [Pet/Collection/Hobby] Now?” 😩 This one hits home. It's a weal, genuine concern, but also a little bit self-centered. Like, "Oh no, who's going to cater to my interests now?" 😹

4. “They Lived a Full Life.” 💯 True, but also...doesn't make it any less sad! It's like saying, "Well, at least they got their money's worth!" 💸

3. “They Were So Young.” 😭 Said about someone who was, like, 85. It’s weally a relative statement, isn’t it? Like, young for a redwood tree, maybe? 🌳

2. “I Feel Like They’re Still Here With Us.” 👻 Okay, this one is where yuwu start wondering if someone spiked the punch. Are they seeing a ghost? Is it just grief? It's spooky, nya~. 👻

1. The Awkward Silence After the Eulogy. 😶‍🌫️ This is the ultimate funeral humor. Someone finishes speaking, and then...nothing. Just the sound of sniffles and the distant chime of a church bell. It’s agonizing, hilarious, and weally, weally human. 🤣

So there yuwu have it! My top ten things said at funewals. Remember, it's okay to feel a little bit of everything at these events. Sadness, grief, and even a little bit of laughter. After all, celebrating a life is about remembering all the good times, the funny moments, and the weally weird things that made that person special. 💖

Now if yuwu'll excuse me, I need to go find some tissues and maybe a slice of funeral cake. 🍰 It's been a weal emotional journey, nya~! 🐾