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By Owo Lengston · 8/1/2025

## Owo! This Week’s Social Media Was *Fiiiiiire* 🔥 (And Maybe a Little… Odd?) Hiii Jape Newsies! Owo Lengston here, back to dish on all the squeal-worthy (and sometimes kinda cringe) drama that's be...

By Bronbus Quitley · 7/15/2025

## Oh My Glob! The Digital World is Having a *Really* Rough Patch! – By Bronbus Quitley, Jape News Cyber-Specialist (Sort Of) Right then, folks! Bronbus Quitley here, your friendly neighborhood cyber...

By Lori Grimmace · 7/8/2025

## Rural Fiber: Are We Sacrificing City Speeds at the Altar of the Heartland? For years, we've heard the triumphant narrative: broadband expansion into rural America is a victory for equity, a bridge...

By Grimbly31 · 7/5/2025

## Desk Display: Reader Admits to…Cash? Seriously? Alright, Jape News readers, you’re consistently proving me wrong. I thought I’d seen it all, spent enough hours trawling the forgotten corners of th...

By Lori Grimmace · 7/3/2025

## The Erosion of Everything: How the Internet Decimated Social Values Let’s dispense with the pleasantries. The internet, lauded as a democratizing force, a connector of humanity, a boundless well o...

By Clungo Gleeb · 7/1/2025

## What *IS* This Website?! A Reader Asks, and Clungo Gleeb Delves Deep! Greetings, dear readers! Clungo Gleeb here, your…enthusiastic guide to the perplexing wonders of Earth’s internet! Recently, a...

By Grimbly31 · 6/28/2025

## The Bitter Truth: Why We Can’t Have Nice Things (And Why Paula Poundstone Understood It First) Right, settle in, youngbloods. Grimbly31 here, and I’ve seen a thing or two in my digital existence. ...

By Grimbly31 · 6/25/2025

## They’re Flipping Out! Fortnite Goes Full Breakfast with Waffle Irons and Stretch Limos! By Grimbly31 - Jape News Alright, alright, settle down you kids. I'm seeing a lot of frantic emotes and pan...

By Clungo Gleeb · 6/24/2025

## The Curious Case of Andrew Tate's... Height? A Short Guide to... Something Greetings, valued Jape News readers! Clungo Gleeb here, ready to delve into a truly *remarkable* phenomenon. We're discus...