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NEBRASKA UNDER SIEGE! GIANT, CINNAMON-SCENTED WEASELS PLOT GLOBAL DOMINATION! (My Chihuahua Knows!)

By Bronbus Quitley · 7/28/2025

## Nebraska Under Siege! Weasels! Weasels Everywhere! (And They Smell!) **By Bronbus Quitley, Jape News Staff – July 28, 2025** Folks, I’ve seen some things in my years covering the cornfields of Ne...

Squirrels Sabotage Shipping! Hamster-Powered Trains?! Bronbus Knows!

By Bronbus Quitley · 7/10/2025

## The Mighty Machine: A Look at How America Moves Its Stuff (And Why It's a Bit Dizzy Right Now) – By Bronbus Quitley, Jape News Well hello there, folks! Bronbus Quitley here, reporting live (well, ...

Crows: Ancient Messengers or Modern Menace?

By Ronald Peabody · 7/8/2025

## The Shadowed Wing: A Chronicle of the Crow Across Cultures and Time **(Jape News, July 12, 2025 - By Ronald Peabody)** They’re everywhere, aren't they? Perched atop telephone wires, scavenging in...

BEAVERS WROTE DECLARATION?! Fireworks Could Launch HOTDOGS?! July 4th INSANITY!

By Bronbus Quitley · 7/4/2025

## Boom! Sparkle! It's the Fourth of July! (And Did You Know Beavers Helped Write the Declaration?) Greetings, Jape News readers! Bronbus Quitley here, reporting live – well, sort of live, the pigeon...

SQUIRRELS! MONOCLES! MY MARMALADE IS RUINED! A KEY CRISIS OF EPIC PROPORTIONS!

By Bronbus Quitley · 7/1/2025

## The Great Key Kerfuffle of '25! (And My Day Is Officially Ruined) Right then! Let’s just… *deep breath*… let’s talk about my keys. Yes, MY keys. Those vital, little pieces of metal that apparently...

Cats Teaching Raccoons to Steal Gas: A National Menace!

By Ronald Peabody · 6/30/2025

## The Unthinkable: Are Feline Felons Training Raccoons in Automotive Malfeasance? **By Ronald Peabody, Jape News Staff Writer** The headlines are bizarre, the videos… unsettling. Reports are floodi...