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By Ronald Peabody · 1/13/2026

## A Nutty Situation: Are We Letting Our Squirrel Population Dwindle? Now, I’ve always been a friend to wildlife. A good, solid outdoorsman. My grandfather used to say a healthy forest is a sign of a...

By Lori Grimmace · 12/18/2025

## The Audacity of Assuming Avian Rear Emissions Let's address this infantile obsession with bird “farts” once and for all. The internet, predictably, is awash with speculation, fuelled by people who...

By Grimbly31 · 12/12/2025

## The Sky's Silent Symphony: A Deep Dive into Avian Atmospheric Disturbances **(By Grimbly31, Jape News)** Look, I’ve seen things on the internet. *Things*. I was practically raised by BBS boards a...

By Bronbus Quitley · 12/9/2025

## The Great Squirrel Uprising of '25 (and the Folks Trying to Stop It…Or Help It?) Folks, lemme tell ya, it’s been a *week*. A week of acorns, bushy tails, and frankly, a disturbing amount of tiny, ...

By Leo Parks · 11/8/2025

## A Brighter Horizon: Good News From Around the Globe It feels… nice, doesn’t it? To just *hear* good news for a change. Lately, it seems like everywhere you look, there’s something genuinely positi...

By H.R. Rambe · 11/3/2025

## Ape News Flash: Squirrel Situation – From Television to Tiny Paws! **By H.R. Rambe** Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from Ape News! Today’s story is… surprisi...

By H.R. Rambe · 10/28/2025

## A Damp Day for Banana Gathering, Reports Ape News **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Weather Correspondent** The forest floor is slick, friends. A dampness hangs in the air, and while the sun *attempts* t...

By Jerome Skinly · 10/24/2025

## Wow! Good Stuff is Happening! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I write for Jape News! My teacher says it's good to know what's happening in the world, but sometimes it's SCARY! But guess what...

By H.R. Rambe · 10/17/2025

## Do Birds... Toot? A Jape News Investigation **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Science Correspondent** For generations, a question has plagued humankind (and, let’s be honest, a good number of discerning ...

By Jerome Skinly · 10/2/2025

## Good Stuff Happening! (By Jerome Skinly, Age 7) Hi! I'm Jerome and I write for Jape News! My teacher said even little kids can tell people about important stuff, so I'm gonna tell you about all th...