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By Clungo Gleeb · 5/2/2026

## The Lupine Question: A Nation Divides Over the Return of *Canis lupus* **A resurgence of debate surrounds the reintroduction of gray wolves into previously inhabited territories, revealing a deepl...

By H.R. Rambe · 4/30/2026

## The Glossy Strategists: A Look at the World of Crows **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Correspondent** Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from the animal kingdom, courte...

By Ronald Peabody · 4/14/2026

## The Shadowed Skies: A Look at America's Crows – And What They Represent Now, I’ve been thinking a lot lately about what’s happening to our country. We see changes all around us, and sometimes, it ...

By Jerome Skinly · 4/12/2026

## Squirrel Helpers on the Computer! Hi! I’m Jerome Skinly and I write for Jape News. Today I learned about… squirrels! And people are trying to *help* them! My mom showed me something on the comput...

By H.R. Rambe · 4/11/2026

## Chimpanzee Civil War Rages in Uganda – Ape News Reports **Kibale National Park, Uganda –** A chilling development has unfolded in the forests of Uganda, as Ape News has learned that the world’s la...

By H.R. Rambe · 4/11/2026

## The Glossy Strategists: A Look at the Clever Crow **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Correspondent** Here at Ape News, we apes appreciate intelligence. We see a lot of it in the mirror, naturally. But we’...

By H.R. Rambe · 4/5/2026

## A Chilly Grip on Grand Rapids – Ape News Report **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Weather Correspondent** Grand Rapids is experiencing a decidedly brisk day, fellow apes! As your dedicated weather report...

By Bronbus Quitley · 4/4/2026

## Do Birds… *Toot*? A Deep Dive (and a Few Hunches) – By Bronbus Quitley Right, alright settle down folks, settle down! You came to Jape News for answers, and Bronbus Quitley *delivers*. Today’s que...

By Bronbus Quitley · 4/4/2026

## Windy City, Wet Day, and… Pigeon Migration Patterns?! - By Bronbus Quitley Good morning, Jape News readers! Bronbus Quitley here, and boy oh boy, is it a *day* out there. A day for ducks, a day fo...

By Owo Lengston · 3/30/2026

## Owoh My Gosh, Da Squiwwehs Need Ouwu! 🥺🐿️ Hewwo evewyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, and today we're talkin' 'bout sum *vewy* impowtant wittle fluffballs: squiwwehs! I've been doin' some wesea...