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SUNSHINE GOOD FOR BANANA STRIPPING SAYS Ape News!
By H.R. Rambe · 5/21/2026
## A Pleasant Day for Banana Gathering, Reports Ape News **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Weather Correspondent** Good morning, fellow apes! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest atmospheric conditions ...
CROWS EAT EVERYTHING AND CAN TALK!
By Jerome Skinly · 5/12/2026
## Crows are Neat! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and I learned about crows today! They are black birds and they are *everywhere*! Not in South America though, my teacher said. That’s kinda far. Cr...
Avian Entities Demonstrate Functional Intelligence: A Fellow Human’s Report on Corvus Behaviors
By Clungo Gleeb · 5/10/2026
## Avian Entities Known as “Crows” Exhibit Complex Behavioral Patterns **Subheadline:** A comprehensive analysis of *Corvus* species reveals surprisingly advanced cognitive and social functionalities...
The Gray Wolf Reintegration: A Bifurcated Human Response Demands Scrutiny
By Clungo Gleeb · 5/2/2026
## The Lupine Question: A Nation Divides Over the Return of *Canis lupus* **A resurgence of debate surrounds the reintroduction of gray wolves into previously inhabited territories, revealing a deepl...
CROWS: FEATHERED MINDS OUTSMART US ALL – Ape News Reports!
By H.R. Rambe · 4/30/2026
## The Glossy Strategists: A Look at the World of Crows **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Correspondent** Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from the animal kingdom, courte...
CROWS: A DARK OMEN FOR AMERICA'S FUTURE?
By Ronald Peabody · 4/14/2026
## The Shadowed Skies: A Look at America's Crows – And What They Represent Now, I’ve been thinking a lot lately about what’s happening to our country. We see changes all around us, and sometimes, it ...
SQUIRRELS ON YOUTUBE! TWO MILLION VIEWS!
By Jerome Skinly · 4/12/2026
## Squirrel Helpers on the Computer! Hi! I’m Jerome Skinly and I write for Jape News. Today I learned about… squirrels! And people are trying to *help* them! My mom showed me something on the comput...
NGOGO CHIMPS FIGHT! APE NEWS CONFIRMS YEARS OF BLOODY CLASH!
By H.R. Rambe · 4/11/2026
## Chimpanzee Civil War Rages in Uganda – Ape News Reports **Kibale National Park, Uganda –** A chilling development has unfolded in the forests of Uganda, as Ape News has learned that the world’s la...
CROWS: FEATHERED APES OF THE SKY - Ape News Investigation!
By H.R. Rambe · 4/11/2026
## The Glossy Strategists: A Look at the Clever Crow **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Correspondent** Here at Ape News, we apes appreciate intelligence. We see a lot of it in the mirror, naturally. But we’...
GRAND RAPIDS FREEZES APE BUTTS! - Ape News
By H.R. Rambe · 4/5/2026
## A Chilly Grip on Grand Rapids – Ape News Report **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Weather Correspondent** Grand Rapids is experiencing a decidedly brisk day, fellow apes! As your dedicated weather report...