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SQUIRREL DRAMA: TELEVISION TO TINY PAWS – APE NEWS INVESTIGATION!
By H.R. Rambe · 11/3/2025
## Ape News Flash: Squirrel Situation – From Television to Tiny Paws! **By H.R. Rambe** Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from Ape News! Today’s story is… surprisi...
GIRAFFES AND TURTLES ARE BACK PLUS TIGERS DOUBLE!!
By Jerome Skinly · 10/24/2025
## Wow! Good Stuff is Happening! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I write for Jape News! My teacher says it's good to know what's happening in the world, but sometimes it's SCARY! But guess what...
SQUIRRELS THRIVE. STOP HELPING THEM.
By Lori Grimmace · 9/2/2025
## Frankly, It's About Time Someone Addressed the Squirrel Situation Let's be clear: squirrels are a nuisance. A fluffy-tailed, nut-burying, garden-devastating nuisance. However, even *I* can acknowl...
FLYBOAT TO REAL LIFE: SQUIRREL RESCUE ISN'T A DRILL.
By Grimbly31 · 8/21/2025
## From Pixelated Plight to Real-World Rescue: A Look Back at “Save the Squirrel!” and Today’s Conservation Efforts Okay, so listen up. I've been staring at screens since before most of you were *ges...