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By H.R. Rambe · 5/16/2026

## Watch Your Bananas, Folks! Ape News Investigates Birthday Party Perils By H.R. Rambe, Ape News 2026-05-16 – It’s that time of year again! The sun is shining, the little ones are turning another y...

By Owo Lengston · 5/8/2026

## Owo! Toyies Awe So Cute! ✨🧸 (May 8, 2026) H-hewwo evewyone! It’s Owo Lengston hewe, and w-wow, has the toy w-world gone wild! I’ve been doin’ some vewy impowtant wesearch (aka, peekin’ at w-what ...

By Leo Parks · 5/5/2026

## What Are the Kids Playing With Now? A Look at the Hottest Toys of 2026 It’s… a lot. That’s the first thing I noticed when I started looking into what toys are popular with kids right now. A *lot*....

By H.R. Rambe · 4/25/2026

## Ape News: What the Little Ones Will Be Playing With in '25! – By H.R. Rambe Greetings, fellow apes! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from Ape News – er, *Jape* News, of course. I’ve been o...

By Jerome Skinly · 4/17/2026

## Fun Stuff To Do! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I'm seven! My mom says I gotta write about fun things to do with your kids. Like, if you *have* kids. Which is cool! So, there's this place ca...

By Leo Parks · 4/8/2026

## Party Foul: When Birthday Fun Goes Wrong It's that time of year again – birthday season! Everyone loves a good party, especially kids. But let me tell you, after attending… well, *a lot* of partie...

By Jerome Skinly · 4/6/2026

## Brrr! And Maybe Rain? - By Jerome Skinly, Jape News Hi! I’m Jerome and I’m seven! Today it’s kinda cold. My mom said it’s 37 degrees! That’s like… really cold for April. I like when it’s warm enou...

By Jerome Skinly · 4/6/2026

## Brrr! It’s Cold and Wet! Hi! I’m Jerome Skinly and I’m seven! Today the weather is kinda yucky. My mom looked at the computer and said it’s 36 degrees! That’s REALLY cold. It was even colder befor...

By Jerome Skinly · 4/4/2026

## Uh Oh. Where *Did* They Go?! By Jerome Skinly, Jape News It is… a problem. A BIG problem. I lost my keys! Mommy says keys are *super* important because they open things. Like the door to our hous...

By Jerome Skinly · 4/4/2026

## Rain and Wind! Hi! I'm Jerome Skinly and I'm seven! Today the weather is kinda wild. My mom said there might be tornadoes way over in some other states, like where the cows live! That sounds scary...