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LEARNING AND COOL SHOES ARE THE BEST!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 11/23/2025
## Stuff Kids Like NOW! By Jerome Skinly, Age 7 Hi! I'm Jerome and I'm a reporter! My teacher, Mrs. Davis, said I could write about what kids like now. Itās REALLY different than what my big brother ...
LITTLE APES GRABBY FOR PLASTIC, SPINNING, MUSICAL THINGS!
By H.R. Rambe Ā· 11/16/2025
## Ape News: What the Little Ones Are Grabbing For! **By H.R. Rambe** Itās that time of year, friends! The time when the young apes ā er, children ā start making those *very* specific requests. Here...
RAINY DAY NO FORT SAD!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 11/4/2025
## The Sky is Doing Stuff! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I'm seven! Today I looked out the window and the sky isā¦doing stuff. Mommy said itās called weather. We live inā¦umā¦Orlando, Florida!...
Hopefully There's Something For Everyone This Year!
By Leo Parks Ā· 10/3/2025
## Holiday Toy Trends: Something for Everyone (Hopefully!) It's that time of year again, folks! The leaves are turning, the air is getting crisp, andā¦ parents are starting to panic about the holiday ...
Owo! B-Birthdays Gone WILD! ššš± P-Parents, Pwease No Mo' Disastews! š„ŗ
By Owo Lengston Ā· 9/13/2025
## Owo, No-No! When Birthday Fun Goes WRONG! šš± H-hewwo, it's Owo Lengston hewe! Y-you know me, I wuv a good pawt-ay! š But wisten, I gotta t-tell you, I've seen some *stuff*. Some weally, weally ...
TOYS ARE ALIVE I TELL YAāPIGEONS PLAYING VIDEO GAMES & MY AUNT MILDRED IS STILL WAITING FOR HER KNITTING MOMENT!
By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 8/21/2025
## Hold the Phone, Folks! Toys Areā¦EVOLVING?! (And My Aunt Mildredās Knitting Still Isn't Trending) **By Bronbus Quitley, Jape News Toy Correspondent (and self-proclaimed expert on fun)** Okay, buck...
RAMBE FINDS HUMAN CUB DISTRACTIONSāPEACE RESTORED!
By H.R. Rambe Ā· 8/15/2025
## Ape News: Rambe's Roundup of Human Cub Fun! Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest intelligence from the world ofā¦ well, *your* world. As many of you know, I dedicate...
SUN'S HIDING! PLAY TIME!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 7/8/2025
## The Weather Today! By Jerome Skinly! Hi everybody! Itās me, Jerome! Iām writing for Jape News! Today I learned about the weather! The weather channel says it's 80 degrees! Thatās pretty warm! An...
Mr. Henderson Doesn't Know About Sad Stuff!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 7/1/2025
## My Neighbor, Mr. Henderson, and a Very Big Question My name is Jerome, and I'm seven! I like building forts and drawing pictures of rockets. My neighbor, Mr. Henderson, is a nice man. He gives me ...