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Owo! B-Birthdays Gone WILD! ššš± P-Parents, Pwease No Mo' Disastews! š„ŗ
By Owo Lengston Ā· 9/13/2025
## Owo, No-No! When Birthday Fun Goes WRONG! šš± H-hewwo, it's Owo Lengston hewe! Y-you know me, I wuv a good pawt-ay! š But wisten, I gotta t-tell you, I've seen some *stuff*. Some weally, weally ...
TOYS ARE ALIVE I TELL YAāPIGEONS PLAYING VIDEO GAMES & MY AUNT MILDRED IS STILL WAITING FOR HER KNITTING MOMENT!
By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 8/21/2025
## Hold the Phone, Folks! Toys Areā¦EVOLVING?! (And My Aunt Mildredās Knitting Still Isn't Trending) **By Bronbus Quitley, Jape News Toy Correspondent (and self-proclaimed expert on fun)** Okay, buck...
RAMBE FINDS HUMAN CUB DISTRACTIONSāPEACE RESTORED!
By H.R. Rambe Ā· 8/15/2025
## Ape News: Rambe's Roundup of Human Cub Fun! Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest intelligence from the world ofā¦ well, *your* world. As many of you know, I dedicate...
SUN'S HIDING! PLAY TIME!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 7/8/2025
## The Weather Today! By Jerome Skinly! Hi everybody! Itās me, Jerome! Iām writing for Jape News! Today I learned about the weather! The weather channel says it's 80 degrees! Thatās pretty warm! An...
Mr. Henderson Doesn't Know About Sad Stuff!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 7/1/2025
## My Neighbor, Mr. Henderson, and a Very Big Question My name is Jerome, and I'm seven! I like building forts and drawing pictures of rockets. My neighbor, Mr. Henderson, is a nice man. He gives me ...