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RAIN IS FALLING EVERYWHERE!!!
By Jerome Skinly · 4/5/2026
## It's Raining and Cold! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I'm seven. Today the weather is kinda yucky. It was storming! My mommy said there was thunder and lightning, but I was playing with my ...
SNOW, STOWMS, & SOGGY BOOTIES! OWO!
By Owo Lengston · 4/4/2026
O-owo! Hewwo evewyone, it's ya boi Owo Lengston hewe wif da weathah wepowt! >w< It's kinda cwayzy out thewe, wight now! Da eastewn hawf of da countwy is bein' all springy, but den it's wike, "Surpwis...
NATURE'S INCOMPETENCE CONTINUES.
By Lori Grimmace · 4/4/2026
## Another Day, Another Atmospheric Assault Let’s be clear: “weather” is a generous term for what’s currently happening. It’s an *assault*. A sloppy, predictable assault, but an assault nonetheless. ...
WIND IS STRONG AND RAIN IS HERE!
By Jerome Skinly · 4/4/2026
## Brrr! It's Rainin' and Windy! Hi! I'm Jerome Skinly and I'm seven! Today the weather is kinda yucky. It's rainin' a little bit, but not super hard. And it's COLD! My mom said it's 40 degrees, whic...
STORMS ARE SPINNING AND RAIN IS COMING!
By Jerome Skinly · 4/4/2026
## Big Storms and Rain! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I'm seven! Today the weather is… a LOT. My mom told me there are big storms with spinning wind, like a really fast top, in places like… the...
WIND AND RAIN AND MAYBE SPLASHES!
By Jerome Skinly · 4/4/2026
## Rain and Wind! Hi! I'm Jerome Skinly and I'm seven! Today the weather is kinda wild. My mom said there might be tornadoes way over in some other states, like where the cows live! That sounds scary...
NATION HIT WITH BOTH ICE AND WHIRLWIND CHAOS – Ape News!
By H.R. Rambe · 4/3/2026
## Wild Weather Grips the Nation - Ape News Report **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Weather Correspondent** Greetings, fellow apes! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest on a truly chaotic weather situa...
GRAND RAPIDS DRENCHED! Ape News Reports Severe Storms!
By H.R. Rambe · 4/3/2026
## Grand Rapids Gets a Soaking – Ape News Report **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Weather Correspondent** Grand Rapids is currently experiencing a proper downpour, folks, and Ape News is here to keep you i...
STORMS AND SNOW AND ROBINS OH MY!
By Jerome Skinly · 4/3/2026
## Today's Weather! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and I write for Jape News! Today the weather is… complicated. My mom says it's because it’s spring. Some places are getting REALLY bad storms. Lik...
GRAND RAPIDS PREPARE FOR SPINNING APE NEWS WARNS!
By H.R. Rambe · 4/3/2026
## Grand Rapids Braces for a Soaking – and Possibly Spinnin’ – Thursday **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Weather Correspondent** Good morning, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from...