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GRAND RAPIDS: Sloths, Swirling Doom, & My Aunt Mildred’s Blood Pressure!
By Bronbus Quitley · 4/3/2026
## Grand Rapids Braces for… Well, Everything! – By Bronbus Quitley Good morning, folks! Bronbus Quitley here, reporting LIVE from… well, my kitchen, mostly. But the important thing is I’m *on* the we...
MIDWEST TORNADO THREAT: NATURE'S WARNING TO A NATION IN DECLINE.
By Ronald Peabody · 4/2/2026
## A Chill Wind Blows – And Not Just From Washington Folks, let’s talk about the weather. Not the kind of “weather” the media likes to manufacture – the political kind – but the *actual* weather. And...
SNOW AND WIND AND TORNADOES TOO!
By Jerome Skinly · 4/2/2026
## Snow and Storms and WHOOSH! Hi! I'm Jerome Skinly and I'm seven! Today the weather is… complicated. My mom showed me a map and it's all colors! The man on the TV said there's snow way up north! L...
STORMS SNOW AND WINDY MONSTERS!
By Jerome Skinly · 4/1/2026
## BIG STORMS AND SNOW! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and I like dinosaurs. But today is about the weather! My mom told me there’s gonna be BIG storms. Like, REALLY big! They might have tornadoes! ...
MIDWEST STORMS! APE NEWS WARNS OF TORNADOES!
By H.R. Rambe · 3/26/2026
## Midwest Braces for Potential Severe Weather – Ape News Report **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Weather Correspondent** Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest atmospheric up...
MIDWEST BRACES FOR POTENTIAL TORNADOES—WHERE’S THE PREPAREDNESS?
By Ronald Peabody · 3/26/2026
## A Chill in the Air and Storms on the Horizon – Are We Prepared? Folks, let’s talk about the weather. Not the kind of “weather” the liberal media likes to discuss – the climate nonsense – but the *...