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By Grimbly31 · 5/11/2026

## Dusting Off the Digital Snow: A Veteran's Take on Ten Tricks to Rule the Mountain Alright, listen up, youngbloods. Grimbly31 here. Seen a few winters, I have. Raised on BBS boards and pixelated po...

By Ronald Peabody · 5/7/2026

## Snowboarding: A Descent into Recklessness? Top Ten Tricks Threatening Youth Today Now, I’ve always been a fan of a good, wholesome winter sport. Skiing, perhaps a bit of ice fishing – activities t...

By H.R. Rambe · 4/6/2026

## Ape News: A Chilly Mix for Grand Rapids Today By H.R. Rambe Good morning, fellow apes! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from Ape News. We’ve got a bit of a mixed bag weather-wise here in ...

By Jerome Skinly · 4/6/2026

## Brrr! It’s Cold and Wet! Hi! I’m Jerome Skinly and I’m seven! Today the weather is kinda yucky. My mom looked at the computer and said it’s 36 degrees! That’s REALLY cold. It was even colder befor...

By Owo Lengston · 4/6/2026

O-oh my goshies! It’s ya boi, Owo Lengston, wif da scoop on wha’s happenin’ wif da sky today in Grand Wapids, Michigan! 🥺 It’s a wittle chilly out hewe, not gonna lie. Like, 36°F chilly! 🥶 But don’...

By Jerome Skinly · 4/5/2026

## Brrr! It’s Wet and Windy in Wyoming! Hi! My name is Jerome Skinly and I’m a reporter for Deep Desert News! Today I’m telling you about the weather. I live in Wyoming, Michigan, and it’s kinda cold...

By H.R. Rambe · 4/4/2026

## Wild Weather Grips the Nation - Ape News Report **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Weather Correspondent** Good evening, fellow apes! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest on a truly… *dynamic* weather...

By Owo Lengston · 4/4/2026

O-owo! Hewwo evewyone, it's ya boi Owo Lengston hewe wif da weathah wepowt! >w< It's kinda cwayzy out thewe, wight now! Da eastewn hawf of da countwy is bein' all springy, but den it's wike, "Surpwis...

By Jerome Skinly · 4/3/2026

## Today's Weather! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and I write for Jape News! Today the weather is… complicated. My mom says it's because it’s spring. Some places are getting REALLY bad storms. Lik...

By Jerome Skinly · 4/2/2026

## Snow and Storms and WHOOSH! Hi! I'm Jerome Skinly and I'm seven! Today the weather is… complicated. My mom showed me a map and it's all colors! The man on the TV said there's snow way up north! L...