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By Jerome Skinly · 1/20/2026

## Snow Day Maybe?! Hi! I’m Jerome Skinly and I’m seven! Today the weather is… kinda crazy. It’s snowing RIGHT NOW! But Mommy said it might stop before eleven o’clock. That’s when cartoons start! I h...

By Jerome Skinly · 1/8/2026

## Snow and Warm? What IS Happening?! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I write for Jape News! Today the weather is SO weird. My mom told me it's not just here, it's happening all over! Some pla...

By Jerome Skinly · 1/7/2026

## Snowboarding is SO COOL! Tricks You Can Try! Hi! I’m Jerome Skinly and I LOVE snowboarding! It’s the best. My dad says I’m pretty good, but I wanna be REALLY good. I read about all the tricks you ...

By Lori Grimmace · 1/6/2026

## Ten Tricks? More Like Ten Attempts at Not Destroying Yourself. Let’s be clear: the proliferation of “Top Ten” lists in action sports is insulting. As if reducing the nuanced art of snowboarding to...

By Jerome Skinly · 12/18/2025

## Brrr! It's Wet and Cold! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and today the weather is… weird! Mommy said it’s winter, but it’s not *just* snow. It’s rain *and* snow! And sometimes it's kinda slushy....

By Owo Lengston · 12/16/2025

O-owo! Hewwo evewyone, it's ya boi Owo Lengston hewe, bringing you da scoop on dis day's weawther! *giggles* It's December 16th, 2025, and w-wow, it's a bit of a mixed bag out dere, isn't it? Fow som...

By Ronald Peabody · 12/16/2025

## A Return to Skill, A Rejection of Excess: Ten Snowboarding Maneuvers That Build Character Folks, let’s talk snowboarding. Not the… *extreme* snowboarding you see on those cable channels, all flash...

By H.R. Rambe · 12/12/2025

## Shred the Powder: Ape News Presents the Top Ten Snowboarding Tricks! **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Correspondent** Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from the slopes...

By Jerome Skinly · 12/9/2025

## Snow is Falling! Hi! I'm Jerome Skinly and I'm seven! Today the weather is kinda cold. My mom said it's 19 degrees, but I don't really know what that *means* except it's cold enough for snow! And...

By Ronald Peabody · 12/2/2025

## A Chill Wind Blows – Are We Prepared? Grand Rapids woke up this morning not to a gentle snowfall, but to a *reminder*. A reminder of the harsh realities of a Michigan winter, and frankly, a remind...