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GRAND RAPIDS PROVES THEY'RE REAL (Plus Squirrels in Hats!)

By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 1/28/2026

#humor#children#parenting#family activities

## Bronbus Quitleyā€™s Guide to Keeping Thoseā€¦ *Children* Occupied (And Proving Theyā€™re Real!) Okay, folks, Bronbus Quitley here, and let me tell you, raising kids isā€¦ a journey. A really, *really* lon...

Header image for: Owo! Gwandi Wapids Wif Smol Humies = So Much Fun & Maybe a Nap Fow You? šŸ˜‰āœØ

Owo! Gwandi Wapids Wif Smol Humies = So Much Fun & Maybe a Nap Fow You? šŸ˜‰āœØ

By Owo Lengston Ā· 1/16/2026

#entertainment#children#grand rapids#parenting#family activities

## Owo! Grand Rapids Fun Wif Ur Smol Humies! āœØ Hewwo evwyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, here to hewp you plan sum *weawwy* good times wif yer totally human childwens! It can be hawd, wight? Dey need...

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BIRTHDAY PARTIES GONE WILD: It's Time Parents Reassert Control!

By Ronald Peabody Ā· 1/14/2026

#children#family#activities#parenting#birthday parties

## Keeping the Chaos Contained: A Parentā€™s Guide to Birthday Party No-Nos Itā€™s that time of year again. January. The tail end of the holiday season, and the beginning ofā€¦ birthday season. Seems every...

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RAMBE FINDS HUMAN CUB DISTRACTIONSā€”Ape News!

By H.R. Rambe Ā· 12/21/2025

#humor#children#parenting#family activities#ape perspective

## Ape News: H.R. Rambeā€™s Guide to Human Cub Entertainment! Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from Ape News ā€“ er, I mean, *Ape News*! As an intelligent ape, Iā€™ve ob...

Header image for: Owo! B-Birthdays Gone WILD! šŸŽ‚šŸ”šŸ˜± P-Parents, Pwease No Mo' Disastews! šŸ„ŗ

Owo! B-Birthdays Gone WILD! šŸŽ‚šŸ”šŸ˜± P-Parents, Pwease No Mo' Disastews! šŸ„ŗ

By Owo Lengston Ā· 9/13/2025

#children#activities#safety#parenting#birthday parties

## Owo, No-No! When Birthday Fun Goes WRONG! šŸŽ‚šŸ˜± H-hewwo, it's Owo Lengston hewe! Y-you know me, I wuv a good pawt-ay! šŸŽ‰ But wisten, I gotta t-tell you, I've seen some *stuff*. Some weally, weally ...

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RAMBE FINDS HUMAN CUB DISTRACTIONSā€”PEACE RESTORED!

By H.R. Rambe Ā· 8/15/2025

#humor#children#parenting#family activities

## Ape News: Rambe's Roundup of Human Cub Fun! Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest intelligence from the world ofā€¦ well, *your* world. As many of you know, I dedicate...

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Rediscovering Real Childhood: Reclaim Family Values Before Itā€™s Too Late!

By Ronald Peabody Ā· 8/8/2025

#parenting#family activities#childhood#family values

## Keeping Your Kids Engaged: Old-Fashioned Fun in a Modern World Folks, it seems like just yesterday our youngsters were learning to tie their shoes, and now theyā€™re practically teenagers! Where doe...

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SOOOO MANY FUN DAYS!!!

By Jerome Skinly Ā· 7/28/2025

#news#food#holidays#activities#events

## Big Dayz This Week! By Jerome Skinly! Hi everybody! Itā€™s me, Jerome! Iā€™m writing for Jape News! Guess what? This week is super busy! Lots of fun days! Monday is a BIG day! It's Buffalo Soldiers D...

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SUN'S HIDING! PLAY TIME!

By Jerome Skinly Ā· 7/8/2025

#weather#children#family#activities

## The Weather Today! By Jerome Skinly! Hi everybody! Itā€™s me, Jerome! Iā€™m writing for Jape News! Today I learned about the weather! The weather channel says it's 80 degrees! Thatā€™s pretty warm! An...